Drugs, Getting lost on drugs + Camwhore (833 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: 0.44 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Walrus_King <jamespeddle.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-22 09:37:21 EST
I remember the first time I smoked pot. It wasn't the green that I smoke today, in fact it wasn't even green. It was solids.... hash, dirtbar, what ever you want to call it, it's still nasty.
But it get's you fucked...
The house I used to live in was going to get demolished, but not for another year at least, there was nothing wrong with the house, except building developers could fit 2 houses on it's site. I still had a key and at the ripe age of 15 a group of friends and I decided to live in for a while. We grabbed a load of food from our respective houses and all lied to various parents about where we were all going to be. It was your usual hijinx, I was quite happily supping on a bottle of Jack Daniels, all my friends had their lager, everything was going along fine. John started to roll a spliff. Now I had never even seen someone roll a spliff before, let alone smoked one. He offered me a bit on it and before I knew it I was trapped (well not really trapped) in the land of pot-dome.... It was fucking great. The green I get these days is fucking fantastic but that is neither here nor there.
I have only done magic mushrooms once, that was erm... interesting, and pills, well I'd be lying if I said that I had never done them. But it's not something I'm into. I took one after I had spent ages having a go at my ex (gf at the time) for always being on them. I just couldn't understand her reasoning. I tried one, I can see why she likes them but their not for me.
I have lived in the same town for all my life, it's a small town and I think it is safe to say that I know every alley, back road and short cut in the place. For the first time since I first started to traverse the place I got lost..... I got lost in my home town picking up a friend, and I was stoned. I have never driven and smoked before, well not what I had the other night anyway, I was bollocksed, I would never advise to anyone driving while under the influence of mowie-wowie. Roads I have been driving around for ages became mysteries to me. I had to ring one of my friends on hands-free and get him to direct me to my destination. Needless to say they have all taken the piss out of me since.
It could be worse, one of my friends went off once.... stoned... bottle of JD in hand, looking for the andrex puppy.
*Please note I do not in anyway, shape or form condone the use of drugs..... pfffff*
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-22 14:18:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
all that hair...hypnotizing...
oh yeah, blitz: long time - no see
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:33:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It's worse when you get lost in your own woods. Now that's a trip.
No pun intended.
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:28:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OK ok. enough about the unibrow, I'm still not doing anything with it...
Besides I don't normally look like this. I just thought it was a funny pic.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-02-22 10:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you've got the beginnings of a unibrow there.
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-02-22 10:06:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy - ask your mum
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-02-22 10:06:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
When people I don't know get close enough to my face to look this big, I slap them. If they think I am messing around and do it again, there is trouble. Your picture puts me on edge, so 0 for you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-22 10:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
There's your example of a lifetime virgin.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-22 09:59:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!
Are you one of those CLINGON freaks from Star Trek ?
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-02-22 09:52:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Had to be Done, those comments made me literally laugh out loud, my boss is looking at me kinda funny...
I refuse to cut my eyebrows though.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-22 09:51:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That picture screams "Still wanna talk shit????" to me.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-22 09:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.bigrocknroll.com/pinkfloyd.jpg
i knew i'd seen your picture before.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-22 09:45:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
They're like the Hairy Arches - over 1 billion scared!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-22 09:44:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy unibrow, Batman!!!