Disciplinary (Pt 3 of 3) (1199 hits)
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Submitted by Spam (View user info) at 2005-02-22 10:24:49 EST
Sara had a headache.
The meeting had already been in session 45 minutes over it's allotted hour and Sam was still talking. Loudly. It was obvious that his little speeches had all been pre-written, and that somehow he had obtained a copy of his file, but she couldn't mention this whilst being recorded - by law she was supposed to supply all that information to him in preparation for today anyway. Realiseation dawned on her - He must've KNOWN this already, and made it so obvious just to rub it in. This was bad news, Sam seemed to know what he was talking about, and although he was taking things too far, he was technically correct.
She took a look down at her waning list of accusations. On entering the room, Karen had gathered enough evidence to discipline him for constant lateness, insubordination, atrocious attendance, too many breaks and misuse of company property. After an hour, using a combination of arguing technicalities and sheer stubbornness, Sam had managed to get that list eliminated down to just two occasions of lateness each lasting no longer than one minute - certainly not enough to terminate him - and he was STILL fighting!
"OBJECTION!!!" Sara was startled from her reverie as Sam suddenly bellowed at the top of his lungs, obviously in response to something Karen said.
She gave him a withering gaze. "Sam, for the second time, this is not a court-room, there ARE no objections."
"My Apologies," He paused for a second, and then looked at Karen who was trying to take minutes, a wry smile passing across his face, "Please strike that last comment from the record"
Enough. Sara couldn't take anymore, she was drawing this farce to a close.
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BAHAHAAHAAHA! I CAN'T BELIVE YOU TWO FUCKS FOLDED SO EASILY!!!!!!
I didn't want to gloat, they had almost proved worthy adversaries and were deserving of at least little respect. With this in mind, I waited for the door to close behind me before I crumpled into a heap of self-congratulatory laughter, they could probably still hear me, but It was as much as I could do to hold onto it for this long - ever since I'd made the comparison to Nazi concentration camp guards as a rebuttal to their reasoning of "we're just following procedure", I'd been trying my best not to smirk at their impotent outrage.
Sara had taken about 5 minutes to close the meeting, explaining that it was her recommendation that I should be 'monitored' and no formal action be taken. I'd just slipped my 'recording device' back into my pocket, happy that they couldn't tell the difference between an MP3 player and a Dictaphone, and strolled out of the room.
I still couldn't quite believe I had managed to bullshit my way out of that amount of evidence - I'd never even needed to use the forgery in my pocket either. With a spring in my step and no cares in the world, I made my way for the building's main exit.
I needed to get drunk immediately.
"Managed to get away with it then, did we?" The nasal condescension of Herr Sphincter, my Gestapo Nemesis on the security desk rang out as I reached the door.
I turned to face him with a big grin "As a matter of fact I did, my Nazi friend." I said in a cheerful voice, "Which means I'll still be here tomorrow to tell you to go fuck yourself." I beamed at him for a second before sliding out of the building off to the pub.
What a beautiful day.
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09:18
"Get into my office NOW." Karen was livid. I couldn't blame her, in retrospect, coming in the day after a disciplinary 18 minutes late, hung-over and wearing the same clothes as the day before may not have been the best career move in the world, but there was no changing that now. I shoved my hands in my pockets and followed her in to her glass-walled office in the middle if the call centre.
"What have you got to say for yourself?" she barked, red faced with anger.
Fuck this, I had too bad a head-ache to be doing with a slanging match first thing in the morning. I know I was fucked, I'd managed to scrape through the meeting unscathed and then blew it all by going out on the lash that night - what a twat.
I was still trying desperately to come up with some way out of this office with my career and eardrums intact, when my hand brushed against something in my pocket, and inspiration hit me. Jesus Christ!! These were the same trousers I'd worne yesterday - It was Still There!!
I knew what it was I had to do. Bollocks to the consequences.
"Before you start harping on about my lateness today Karen, Maybe you should consider this:-" I Pulled the folded A4 computer print-out from my pocket and slid it across the desk to her, lounging back in my chair afterwards to wait patiently while she shakily read, paling as she progressed.
"But, this doesn't make any sense... I didn't write this..." she whispered, confused.
"Your understanding seems largely irrelevant at this juncture Karen, In light of the fact that yesterday you attempted to discipline me for transgressions that later transpired were false - the information included on that piece of paper could look rather incriminating, especially considering I have a recording of the meeting in which I repeatedly hint at being victimised."
It took her a second or so to realise fully what I had done, and then a few more to understand, that there was nothing she could do about it
"The simple fact is, Karen, that a record exists on the company server of this e-mail being sent to me from YOUR PC around 1735 on Tuesday evening. I think that you should definitely consider that before making any hasty calls to complain about my lateness this morning." She looked up as though she was about to slap me. "Now" I continued smoothly, "if you'll excuse me, I've work to do". With that, I rose and left Karen in her office to ponder the e-mail I had sent to myself from her PC.
It's about time I started looking for another job I think.
User Reviews
Submitted by missedthepoint (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:04:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't have a choice in whether I answer the phone or not though. Every reply I write is during the time I'm pretending to run a test for the customer. They just sit patiently in silence whilst I write to ubersite. ha ha ha ha... deluded fools.
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this is so familiar, except that I just type it while they're talking and go "uh-huh", and "okay" at random intervals. when there's a long silence I figure it's time to say "okay, I'll get that sorted for you" and then hang-up.
I actually had somebody on the phone throughout writing this reply
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so I'm not the only one who does this?
The forgery was the cuntpuch she deserved
<satisfied sigh>
great work all of em!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-26 02:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by urbaneruralite (user info) at 2005-02-27 21:57:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-26 09:03:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Having trouble with your elite pimp skills there, Pock?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-26 08:51:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's just tough trying to pimp spams stuff I guess... I think you have to pimp for days...
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-26 08:44:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know.
Who was the one new reader?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-26 08:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We spammed this how many times, and the payoff?
a -2 from a virginal fucktwit
and only one new reader/reviewer.
Because you know all those hits was us.
Submitted by Ka (user info) at 2005-02-26 07:55:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-26 04:24:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was so hungover yesterday. Good thing I don't have to deal with peoples on my shift.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-26 04:13:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am so fucking tired. I hate this fucking job...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-26 03:05:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cunt
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
to equal out the spammage by rad.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-25 11:33:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You too mate.... laters.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-25 11:33:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU BASTARD!! I WANTED TO POST REPLY NO. 100!!!
as for the hits - I did notice, thought it was pretty cool, Cheers guys.
Anyway, I'm off home now, have a good weekend.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 11:28:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This only had 170 hits this morning.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 11:26:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess so. I got home from work, and now I am going to go bother my wife.
Goodnight.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-25 10:51:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Has everybody got bored with this then?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-25 10:05:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ah, nothing, just sam getting all confused over emails thats all...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 10:00:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What did I miss?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-25 09:42:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah got it, dunno what happened to anything else you sent.
Unless you were lying to me of course... hmmmm
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-25 09:34:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Reply sent, you got it?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-25 09:31:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sent
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-25 09:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't respond to the last one, but I responded to all the others. Send me a mail now and I'll respond just to check its all working
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-25 09:25:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nope.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-25 09:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah... you got my responses right?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-25 09:22:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wolf did you get my e-mail(s)?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-25 09:15:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome back ladies and gentleman... lets look forward to all the irritating pointless posts about to follow about how Uber went down for a whole half an hour to push all the good stuff off the front page.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-25 09:09:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck just happened?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:34:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I eat prison food for lunch. No pints (or cold the ones) for me.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:33:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I dunno, this has been on the MRR all morning, and it's only been us four reviewing.
Meh, I'm off to the pub for Lunch.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:33:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:23:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
What I meant, Mr Too-Quick-To-Chastise, was this has topped Uber's 'best posts ever' list.
it just cracked me up because only about 10 different people have actually reviewed it.
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Oh I see...
Bitch
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:30:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I managed to squeeze 29 minutes worth of work into 7 minutes.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:29:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:23:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
What I meant, Mr Too-Quick-To-Chastise, was this has topped Uber's 'best posts ever' list.
it just cracked me up because only about 10 different people have actually reviewed it.
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That is going to change today. As well as your +2 probably.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:28:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:26:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah, but we are reviewing as no one has ever reviewed before.
And you love us for it really :o)
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yeah, I do.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:26:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah, but we are reviewing as no one has ever reviewed before.
And you love us for it really :o)
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What I meant, Mr Too-Quick-To-Chastise, was this has topped Uber's 'best posts ever' list.
it just cracked me up because only about 10 different people have actually reviewed it.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:22:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:20:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
My 7.5 hours are almost up. I have about 29 minutes worth of work to do.
Then back to wasting time.
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You gonna waste time with us? You've almost passed the rigurous testing needed to make you an honourary brit!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:20:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My 7.5 hours are almost up. I have about 29 minutes worth of work to do.
Then back to wasting time.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:18:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:12:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAAHA!!
This is currently Best Post Ever.
cracks me up.
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You wrote it Mr up his own arse... or did you mean the reviews, the comraderie, the humour...
Either way you're not far off.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:12:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAAHA!!
This is currently Best Post Ever.
cracks me up.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:11:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My office is as dead as the proverbial Dodo today. I've have about 5 calls in 3 hours, one person actually ventured into the office (but I'm sure that was to get out of the cold more than to buy a house), and there's nobody here but me.
You guys are actually keeping me sane, although that might seem debatable at times.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:08:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-24 08:31:38 (#)
Ranking: -1
You know what else I got on this CD?
Dido (that one song)
Mack the Knife (ella singing)
Hella Good (No Doubt)
Red Hot Chili Peppers - scar tissue
REM - end of the world
Jamiroquai - Cosmic girl
Classical Gas (Mason Williams)
Symphony of destruction (Megadeth)
Hey Ya! (Outkast)
The Pixies - Where is my mind?
Starship - We Built This City
Zager and Evans - 2525
Neun und neunzig luftballons - That one Deutsche chick
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:07:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
okay, I'll get that sorted for you" and then hang-up.
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H ha... I do the same thing. I usually know withing the first 10 seconds of them talking what the issue is and they tend to talk for another 4 minutes so I wait for them to stop babbling and then start helping them, in between running a couple of "tests"...
I just wish my job was a little more fulfilling. like in the wallet department.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:06:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
whoah, Rad's not a Brit?
how is it that he knows the word Wank?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:04:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't have a choice in whether I answer the phone or not though. Every reply I write is during the time I'm pretending to run a test for the customer. They just sit patiently in silence whilst I write to ubersite. ha ha ha ha... deluded fools.
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this is so familiar, except that I just type it while they're talking and go "uh-huh", and "okay" at random intervals. when there's a long silence I figure it's time to say "okay, I'll get that sorted for you" and then hang-up.
I actually had somebody on the phone throughout writing this reply
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:04:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Working? Is that what we're calling it now?
"Brian, what are you doing in the bathroom so long?"
"Working, Love. Working."
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:03:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck all indeed.
I won't actually see my boss again before I leave, how sweet is that?!
You realise you'll become an honoury Brit if you keep this up Rad?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:01:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:58:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
WORKING?!
WHAT SORT OF A LAME-ARSED EXCUSE IS THAT?!
I've been in the office for three hours, and I've done precisely FA.
Hooray for bosses going on holiday!
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I don't have a choice in whether I answer the phone or not though. Every reply I write is during the time I'm pretending to run a test for the customer. They just sit patiently in silence whilst I write to ubersite. ha ha ha ha... deluded fools.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:00:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm working too unfortunatly.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:00:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOORAY for getting a new gig.
FA?
fuck all?
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WORKING?!
WHAT SORT OF A LAME-ARSED EXCUSE IS THAT?!
I've been in the office for three hours, and I've done precisely FA.
Hooray for bosses going on holiday!
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:56:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It seems that even Mr "I've pitched my tent here and I'm damned if I'm going to move it" Hibbert has deserted the cause.
Unless he's writing a new post...
Hmm.
Now there's a thought.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:56:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm working unfortunately. sorry.... sorry.... I meant wanking.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:51:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am totally at work right now, uh, working.
Remember:
7.5 hours of uber a shift.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:50:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
Spam, You've been in there for 15 minutes. Hurry up!
Spam: Hang on, <wank wank wank>, Just a minute <wank wank>, I'll be right out!
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:49:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean, he can't be working, can he?
Who works in the office?
(You can tell I am, can't you.)
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:47:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Spam hasn't replied for a while. Do you think he's shut himself in his toilet cubicle?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:44:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I went to a bar and drank 2 vodka/redbulls.
I then started to halloucinate.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:37:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not that it matters, since I'm going to Hell anyway.
They play smokin' hot jazz in Hell and the vodka's cold as ice, not like that twangy poncy harp shit and strawberry smoothies.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pear cider.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:36:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck the beer, is there cider?
That's the important thing, damn you.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:35:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Its the lyrics to this depressing bluegrass tune.
I cried, Bush lied.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:34:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:29:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
In heaven there is no beer,
That's why we drink it here.
And when we are gone from here,
All our friends will be drinking all our beer.
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There had better be beer in heaven... where do you get your information??? you got a man on the inside??? tell me or there'll be trouble god damn it!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:33:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like maple bars.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:33:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dead or alive they can keep their theiving pikey hands off my beer.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:31:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If the post were proving a difficulty, I suppose the multiple orgasms would do...
But, y'know, I think I'd rather have the post.
And a vanilla donut.
No, that's not a euphemism, you sick bastards.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In heaven there is no beer,
That's why we drink it here.
And when we are gone from here,
All our friends will be drinking all our beer.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:26:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:24:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
'stupid post'!?
you wound me hibbert.
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Sorry dude, I'm just so horny... Must be because there is daylight for more than 5 minutes a day... I feel spring is on its way... Now wheres my orgasm son... err I mean post.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take even a stupid post at this point.
With a side of multiple orgasm.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
'stupid post'!?
you wound me hibbert.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:22:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Give Stin her stupid post, I'll have a multiple orgasm please!
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:21:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have the sound of silence.
Sadly, not the Simon and Garfunkel version.
Penetrated only by the screams, grunts, groans and swearing of the surveyor next door.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:17:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I got Hayseed Dixie playing a cover of Snoop Dogg's "Gin & Juice" in the style of bluegrass.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:15:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's only because we miss you and we want you to, erm...
What was it we wanted?
No, not give us multiple orgasms.
Make us custard pie?
Sing us a song? Closer...
AHHH!
Write us a story! That's the one.
No multiple orgasms at all.
Honest.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:13:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Except Paul is using both hands right now, he'll be back to camp later.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes.
On a completely related note, I am listening to bluegrass right now.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:12:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is starting to feel like a Paul Hibbert post.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:09:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well Spam makes me hot, does that count as a heat point?!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:08:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Were you just "pushing the kernal"?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:08:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*checks math*
Okay. 13 heat points right now. 49 to go to reach the bottom of the list if that is our intention this morning.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:06:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh god..
Oooooh...
<tickletickletickle>
...
...
Mmmm.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Should have a designated "wank cubicle".
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:01:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shit, all this talk of masturbation, I might have to pop to the office toilets for a 'number 3'.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 05:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is such a good idea. I think I am going to go rub one out now.....
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-25 05:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What's with these new Spam commericals, you see that ginger kid in the commercial, he's the sort of kid you'd take fishing, and use as bait... little shit.
Anyway, you gonna post something yet? My dick is sore.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 05:48:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You understand that Spam is the un-offical national food of Hawaii?
I always bring up spam when I smoke menthols with my Hawaiian friends.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-25 05:48:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But, but SPAM...
<poutpoutpout>
We just want you to amuse us...
<quiveringbottomlip>
...make us laugh a little...
<puppydogeyes>
...bring some enjoyment to our dull and humdrum lives...
<tearfallsoffendofnose>
...please?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 05:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, that's lovely
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-25 05:45:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
awww, come on guys.
I'm supposed to be doing work and stuff here.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-25 05:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And I'll just sit here and continue to beat off until you post something.
What? We all do it...
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-25 05:40:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And if Rad pouts, I'll cry...
And blow my nose on your shirt, because I'm charming like that.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 05:38:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going to sit here and pout until I get what I want.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-25 05:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We want you Spam, oh god, we do...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 05:24:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm starting to get the shakes again.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-25 05:15:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Get your arse in gear Spam, we're all waiting....
:oP
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-25 05:01:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
tick pock tick pock tick pock
har har
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-25 04:26:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shut it pock.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-24 11:45:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-23 06:40:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-23 06:25:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Reading this for me was like a fix for a herion addict.
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hopefully, it won't take me another 50 days to get off my ass and post again.
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tick tock tick tock tick tock
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-02-23 07:59:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes!
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-23 07:02:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It better bloody not, boy. 50 days indeed.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-23 06:40:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-23 06:25:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Reading this for me was like a fix for a herion addict.
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hopefully, it won't take me another 50 days to get off my ass and post again.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-23 06:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Reading this for me was like a fix for a herion addict.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-22 12:41:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
stupid karen
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-02-22 12:30:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was fantastic.
Even after I had to go back and read the earlier episodes.
+2
-Dave
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:52:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:05:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cheers everybody, I really didn't think that this would work as a series - it struck me as little too dull to be honest.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-22 10:50:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thankyou.
I can't believe how cool this was. I am sad that this is the last chapter.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-22 10:47:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yerp. rocky.
Submitted by hobbs (user info) at 2005-02-22 10:47:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bad. Ass.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-02-22 10:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you for making me go back and read the other ones.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-02-22 10:33:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-22 10:29:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes!
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-22 10:28:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, really dude, you rock.
Like a...
erm...
well...
Large rocky thing.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-22 10:26:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you