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An Uber-Women Tournament (2152 hits)

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Rating: -0.07 on 87 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by fudgepacknuts (View user info) at 2005-02-22 11:06:45 EST


Awesome Idea.

Here 'tis: With all the hoopla that the NCAA tournament gets, I got to thinking that it might be a good idea to do something fun and interesting here on Ubersite. How about we have a 32 girl uber-tournament?

4 divisions, 8 seeds per division.

Seeds can be based on overall hotness (photos will be a must), originality of posts, length of time spent on this site (i'm not sure if that's a plus or minus), and other variables yet to be determined.

I, along with any volunteers, maybe 4 other guys....sane guys....can moderate this thing so that it can coincide with the actual tourney. Eliminations will be done by daily voting and such.

Granted this is a idea in its infancy, but I think it has some serious potential.

As for incentives for women to do this and potentially get bashed to smithereens by hundreds of people? Well, I'll take you out to a nice dinner in New York City....best I can think of right now. Perhaps a $100 gift certificate to Bloomingdale's?

Anyway....this should be done.

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Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-22 22:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by urbaneruralite (user info) at 2005-02-23 21:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-02-23 21:10:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-23 14:53:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

perfect '0' on 81 reviews......

i'm proud.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Here, let me help.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-23 18:54:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-23 14:53:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

perfect '0' on 81 reviews......

i'm proud.
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As you should be!

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-02-23 18:41:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Anyway....you suck just like every other hitwhore.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-02-23 14:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

show us yer teets!

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-23 14:53:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

perfect '0' on 81 reviews......

i'm proud.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-23 14:46:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Tim, you make me all tingly down-low. :-)


Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-02-23 14:45:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:03:30 (#)
Ranking: -2

this idea is pure genius

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Just buy the Girls Of Uber 2005 Calendar and give this a rest.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-23 14:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-23 14:08:08 (#)
Ranking: 0

epiphany -
There is most likely a significant reason that most of the female "uber regs" are flaming you so bad for this. My guess would be that most of them have retreated to the safe haven of the internet for social interraction for a purpose having to do with bypassing their looks and getting directly toward whatever is beneath. By posting their pics in this sort of contest, they would be doing exactly what it was they felt they needed to segregate themselves from.
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That was a pretty stupid guess.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/60395

Does that look like a group of people who are afraid of interacting? Or people who are trying to "bypass on looks?" Moron. You should spend a little more time learning something about people before drawing anymore ridiculous psychological conclusions.

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beauty and brains...nobody beats loren!!!!!

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-23 14:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

epiphany -
There is most likely a significant reason that most of the female "uber regs" are flaming you so bad for this. My guess would be that most of them have retreated to the safe haven of the internet for social interraction for a purpose having to do with bypassing their looks and getting directly toward whatever is beneath. By posting their pics in this sort of contest, they would be doing exactly what it was they felt they needed to segregate themselves from.
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That was a pretty stupid guess.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/60395

Does that look like a group of people who are afraid of interacting? Or people who are trying to "bypass on looks?" Moron. You should spend a little more time learning something about people before drawing anymore ridiculous psychological conclusions.


Submitted by BigDaddyV2.0 (user info) at 2005-02-23 10:45:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Aaaaa... Peter Griffin is a weinie...

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-23 08:44:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

nah

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-23 08:27:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

not the best idea. sorry.

Submitted by ChesterTheJester (user info) at 2005-02-23 06:55:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-23 06:38:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

-0.01 on 71? The 0 should have been neutral?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-23 06:32:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Perfect 0 on 70.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-23 06:27:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

nudge

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-23 06:24:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

didn't work

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-23 06:18:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

to try and get you to 0.00 off 68 reviews

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-23 05:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:20:36 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:12:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

I am there. Will there be nudity?
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While I'm sure all guys would love it, I'll let this be up to the girls who participate. If they want to show us the goods, great. If not, we won't hold it against them.
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I, for one, will hold it against anyone who'll let me, nekkid or not.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-23 05:40:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

oh and although it was done before - the link I looked at was 2003.

I think that there are tons more people here since so it WOULD be a new one..

Good luck to those that enter..

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-23 05:36:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-22 14:38:06 (#)
Ranking: 0

i still think it's a good idea. the fact that some people are too shy to step up to plate sucks, though.

~~~~~

No, not shy. Just maybe a tad too mature for the 'look at me' factor.

Nice try though..


Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-02-23 03:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"You wrote "in good conscious" but the phrase is actually "in good conscience." No ophense meant."


holy shit did you just write "ophense" in a grammar nazi paragraph?

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:57:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Poor idea

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:15:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Something like this was done a while ago: http://www.ubersite.com/m/11481

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:15:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'd vote for Lyric. She's the only person I've ever had a crush on, on-line. Clever, intelligent, beautiful ... and into guys with long hair who play guitar, sing, do a bunch of drugs and beat their women, namely, musicians. So sad.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:03:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

this idea is pure genius

Submitted by Delora (user info) at 2005-02-22 22:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Oh, I'd camwhore for you (because I never have before) but I can't write worth a shit apparently, so I'm out. Seems like there just aren't many chickahs interested so it wouldn't be fun );

Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-02-22 21:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-22 18:25:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

Men would probably act nice in general but women are scared of their female couterparts because they'll tear each other apart. Silly vaginas.
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hahahahahaha

+1 for that

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-02-22 21:08:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-22 18:25:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

Men would probably act nice in general but women are scared of their female couterparts because they'll tear each other apart. Silly vaginas.

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HA HA HA HAA! Caul, that's the funniest thing you've ever said.

I think you're getting unjustly flamed for this idea. Not that I think it's a good idea, but clearly it's one that's been done before, so you shouldn't be crucified like you're the one who first invented mustard gas or something.

Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-02-22 18:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

We could do a male penis length contest.


I would win.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-22 18:30:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-22 15:52:37 (#)
Ranking: 0

I think pretty much every female who responded here has a photo posted somewhere or another.
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My problem isn't with showing what I look like, nor was I implying that posting your pics is wrong. It was stating that first they'd judge the way the girls looked, and then maybe toss some writing in there too. Beauty Contest? fine. Writing Contest? even better. The two together? No thanks, because one has absolutely no bearing on the other. That was the point I was making.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-22 18:25:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Men would probably act nice in general but women are scared of their female couterparts because they'll tear each other apart. Silly vaginas.

Submitted by epiphany (user info) at 2005-02-22 18:16:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

There is most likely a significant reason that most of the female "uber regs" are flaming you so bad for this. My guess would be that most of them have retreated to the safe haven of the internet for social interraction for a purpose having to do with bypassing their looks and getting directly toward whatever is beneath. By posting their pics in this sort of contest, they would be doing exactly what it was they felt they needed to segregate themselves from.

Or they could have had bad camwhoring experiences. In any case, judging by those mammary pics I saw, I'm not too sure I want to look at some gnarled uber-grilles.

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-22 15:56:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

OK....i did some looking around and this HAS been done before:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/44210

http://www.ubersite.com/m/44211

ok?? was that so bad?

NOW, instead of everyone getting their collective panties in a bundle, how about we just rename this : 'Uber Beauty Contest 2005.'

For both men and women.

This site is chock-full-o-newbies (like myself) who could submit pictures for everyones entertainment....

the conglomeration of writings and pictures is crap. this was always about pictures and seeing who is cute. so...yeah.

Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-02-22 15:54:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

seriously people, stop being so uptight. the idea itself isn't that bad, and with some tweaking it could be FUN. if you don't want to be in it, for whatever reason, here's a thought for you....DON'T. just sit back, shut up, and let us entertain ourselves.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-22 15:52:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Fudge -
"i still think it's a good idea. the fact that some people are too shy to step up to plate sucks, though. "
____________________

I think pretty much every female who responded here has a photo posted somewhere or another.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-02-22 15:51:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Did you check out my reviews on your last post?

Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-02-22 15:39:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

this is kinda insulting crap

but hey, i'm in. if i won, i'd make you let me beat the shit out of you.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-22 14:55:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Seriously, there's nothing wrong with beauty contests, to each their own - they've been around forever and it doesn't look like they're going anywhere anytime soon... (unfortunately).

Now to the point - Shlongy actually said something correct that even teetered on kind and caring - even though it came out a bit harsh - The fact is, it will make people that don't resemble Kristen, for example, feel crappy, and that's not cool.

A debate contest might be fun... choose a topic, fake or real, people can enter just one argument and then maybe there can be a vote?
I dunno. Sounds like a lot of work all of a sudden...

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-02-22 14:51:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-22 14:38:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

jeezy chreezy.....it started out well. now i'm getting fucking lambasted on a spit here.

i'm semi-new and i don't know what uber-madness is. if my idea is similar to that, well, i apologize for my ignorance and repetetiveness.

i still think it's a good idea. the fact that some people are too shy to step up to plate sucks, though.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-02-22 14:24:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:08:02 (#)
Ranking: +2

Oh! Oh! We can make marmalade and weave baskets and the menfolk can choose which lucky girl to impregnate!


Please!
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I think Filthy has the right Idea here

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-02-22 14:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

"With all the hoopla that the NCAA tournament gets, I got to thinking that it might be a good idea to do something fun and interesting here on Ubersite."

Let us know when you come up with something.

Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2005-02-22 14:00:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bickerstaff (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:52:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

Ya know, some people can sorta guess at irony, but never
really pin that shit down. And chics, man, I love the ones
who'll debase their own asses in the weakest attempts at
personal glorification, but once other chics might be included in
the same spotlight, well then, now it's "objectification."

And while I think this idea is one of the sadder ones of late,
I find it ironic, there's that fucking word again, that some of the same
women protesting are the ones who lately garnered phat hits on
posts better found in the advertising sections of a girlie mag.

Old Wild Bill said it better than I ever could, something about a woman
who doth protest too much, but I'm just saying.
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This comment is SO fucking right on.

Submitted by Bickerstaff (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:52:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ya know, some people can sorta guess at irony, but never
really pin that shit down. And chics, man, I love the ones
who'll debase their own asses in the weakest attempts at
personal glorification, but once other chics might be included in
the same spotlight, well then, now it's "objectification."

And while I think this idea is one of the sadder ones of late,
I find it ironic, there's that fucking word again, that some of the same
women protesting are the ones who lately garnered phat hits on
posts better found in the advertising sections of a girlie mag.

Old Wild Bill said it better than I ever could, something about a woman
who doth protest too much, but I'm just saying.


Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:48:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

if it's on everything, why is it different from ubermadness? oh... it's just for girls. one of the good things about ubersite is that everone starts equal- there is no under 18s section, or over 40s or whatever. the only reason the valentines day boobs thing was so cool was because the girls put it up themselves, and that it wasn't a response a show us yer tits request.

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i glanced at the title and thought it said Unreal Tournament.


that's the only reason i even bothered.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:31:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

On second thought...I don't want to be judged either. I get enough of that
on a day-to-day basis. Sorry peaches.

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:27:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:20:16 (#)
Ranking: -2

First off, I'm not your fucking 'doll'. Secondly, I'm in no way shy. My previous photo submissions will tell you that. But this has got to be the saddest bullshit that I've ever seen. Once again, what the fuck do looks have to do with ones writing abilities? You're either cheapening a writing competition with a beauty contest, or trying to legitimise a beauty contest with writing. Either way, you're a moron.

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ok, sugar, listen....i'm not out to make enemies here. i had an idea and i posted it. I understand that you don't like it. Ok? I get it.

Some people want to have fun with this, others don't. You are one of the latter. Whether it is that you are either hideously grotesque, disinterested, or just shy (which you claim you aren't), I don't know. Regardless, I completely appereciate and understand the fact that you don't want to participate.

But you insulting my intelligence is indeed uncalled for here.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:20:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:05:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

it's a combo of everything, doll. if you're shy, then don't do it...fine by me. i just think that since SO many people here do their 'camwhores' and whatnot, why not be the superficial people that we are and judge each other.

But again, this will be a combo of looks, writing, comedy, etc etc etc.....
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First off, I'm not your fucking 'doll'. Secondly, I'm in no way shy. My previous photo submissions will tell you that. But this has got to be the saddest bullshit that I've ever seen. Once again, what the fuck do looks have to do with ones writing abilities? You're either cheapening a writing competition with a beauty contest, or trying to legitimise a beauty contest with writing. Either way, you're a moron.

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Nah.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:15:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

nothing personal, just think its not a good idea. no need to enable attention whoring even more than it already is.

Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:09:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:08:02 (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh! Oh! We can make marmalade and weave baskets and the menfolk can choose which lucky girl to impregnate!


Please.

=================================

No Filthy?

Fuck this contest

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh! Oh! We can make marmalade and weave baskets and the menfolk can choose which lucky girl to impregnate!


Please.



Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:05:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:02:05 (#)
Ranking: -1

If this was just a writing competition, I'd be in. But since you've decided that we all need to be judged on our looks, then no. I'm not in.
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it's a combo of everything, doll. if you're shy, then don't do it...fine by me. i just think that since SO many people here do their 'camwhores' and whatnot, why not be the superficial people that we are and judge each other.

But again, this will be a combo of looks, writing, comedy, etc etc etc.....

Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm with the mixed tourney.
I'll even submit

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:02:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

If this was just a writing competition, I'd be in. But since you've decided that we all need to be judged on our looks, then no. I'm not in.

Submitted by Naery (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:01:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

shlongy. just nit-picking. sorry. You wrote "in good conscious" but the phrase is actually "in good conscience." No ophense meant. The difference being that "conscious" refers to the lack of a coma and "conscience" refers to values and judgment and stuff. Thanks.

Post idea is so-so. Don't really want to go through the first stages to get to the real hotties later on. Sounds too much like the early parts of American Idol. And everyone knows how much it sucks to watch that in the early part of the season. Painful. Diametrically opposed to entertainment. Huh. unless you had one judge who was Simon-esque. That might make it fun and exciting.

Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:01:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i'll play if us men get included

Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-02-22 12:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

uhhhh, no.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-22 12:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Nah. Mixed tourney.

Guys on one side, girls on the other is basically two seperate battles.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-22 12:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

This is a really bad idea, although I'm all for a bunch of Uber-Wannabe-Hotties, trying to garner votes by showing some of their beave. You know it'll come down to that...whoever has the most cooch showing will win.

It's not fair to the fat and ugly broads. Which I'm CERTAIN outnumber the babes.

As one of the biggest pervs not only on Uber but on the planet, even I cannot, in good conscious, see how this is a good thing.

On the other hand, if it's gonna happen, and any Uber broads want MY votes, send your naked pics to nolan.at.baseballwriter.net.

They will not be shared or photoshopped because unfortunately, I don't know how to do that. Yet.

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-22 12:04:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

OK.....I'm with jgreening.

"Hottest of Uber"

how about we do this american idol style and have 32 guys face off against each other....and the same for 32 girls do the same...or somethng

Submitted by Sherman (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:52:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

...

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:50:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ghey

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:45:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Why afterwards? I say same time.


OR... BETTER IDEA...


Just a "Hottest of Uber"

Male and female.

All pics safe for work.

64 people.

Anything dirty, lewd, disgusting or not real is an auto DQ.


Not a bad idea, with tinkering it could be real good.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yep, you can count me out of this. Good luck to those who are in.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:39:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Not feelin' it.

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:35:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:31:01 (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow. This is way too ego-trippy. Even for me.
Good luck to those who play.
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OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....don't think of this as an 'ego-trip' or a sick way for guys to occupy their days while wilting away at work under bland flourescent lights....rather, think of this as a fun way to connect with people you don't know yet.....

if that's too much bullshit for you to handle, if anything, this is just for a few laughs and a good time.

and yes, in response to jgreening, we should also do an uber-MAN contest afterwards.

I for one will be the first to volunteer for that one.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:31:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow. This is way too ego-trippy. Even for me.
Good luck to those who play.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:30:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

we should decide judges by pics of ex girlfriends.

if you date nothing but porkers, you can't be a judge. if you date nothing but hotties, you can't be a judge. but if you have the balls to throw the finest piece of ass you ever got on photoshop with the nastiest chick you ever had to get drunk to screw, you're our man.

Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:30:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Is this going to include a wet t-shirt contest, I love those.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:27:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sheesh... count me out.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm sorry, but WHAT?

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:25:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:25:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm with Jeanneee, I'll play to make other people look better.

:o)

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:25:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

To be fair, if we do an Uber-WOMAN tourney, we should do an Uber-MAN tourney, too.


And yes, Tig, I've seen. I still need to take nitro pills from time to time.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:21:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You've already seen my goods!

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:21:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

sweet idea.

like the actual tourney, each "game" the particpants have to submit a new picture, to allow for good days and bad days...like any team.

excellent idea.

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:20:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:12:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

I am there. Will there be nudity?
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While I'm sure all guys would love it, I'll let this be up to the girls who participate. If they want to show us the goods, great. If not, we won't hold it against them.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

All right, count me in. Someone has to be the loser.

Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am there. Will there be nudity?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Are there 32 girls on Uber?

I am in fudgy!

Submitted by Not_Fade_Away (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:08:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sign me up.


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be a man! Let's see; don't tattle, always make fun of those different
from you, never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels exactly
the same way you do.

-- Homer Simpson
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