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The Facade of This World (509 hits)

Category: General

Rating: -0.31 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by THE MASKED MACABRE <themaskedmacabre.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-22 13:15:18 EST


FOOLS!

I TYPE IN ALL CAPS TO STRESS THE URGENCY OF MY MISSION,
BUT YOUR FEEBLE MINDS SHUT AT THE GLIMPSE OF A REVOLUTION!

Do I pose a threat to your mediocrity?

I AM THE SCREAMING DOOMSDAY PROPHET!
AND YES! I *AM* TRULY INSANE,
BUT THAT IS ONLY BECAUSE I *KNOW* THE TRUTH!

WHEN I REVEAL MY FACE TO YOU
YOUR CLOSED MINDS WILL COMBUST,
YOUR EMPTY HEARTS WILL POP,
YOU WEAK BONES WILL SHATTER,
WHEN THE FABRIC OF YOUR MEASLY EXISTENCE INCINERATES
AND YOU ARE SWALLOWED BY THE DARKNESS!

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I have a little poem for you pathetic sheep.

LOVE BETRAYS YOU
THIS WORLD DEGRADES YOU
GOD FORSAKES YOU
LET DEATH EMBRACE YOU!

HOPE IS FOR THE NAIVE
IN THIS WORLD THAT IS A FACADE
WHERE INNOCENCE IS RAPED OF EVERYTHING PURE
THE ONLY TRUTH IS THAT OF THE MACABRE!

ALL HAIL YOUR MASTER!

THE MASKED MACABRE!





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Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-02-22 18:46:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I PITY THE FOOL WHO TYPES IN ALL CAPS.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-22 18:44:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Macabre, you still suck.

Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2005-02-22 18:37:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-22 16:04:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:32:22 (#)
Ranking: -1

Why do I click on this shit? Seriously. Why?


Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-02-22 15:23:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i have to poop, but i don't like pooping at work... what should I do?

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-22 14:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This guys a pussy .... I'll shit on his face mask if he trys anything with me.

Submitted by SPG (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:57:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

heh I liked that

Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:54:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I fear I will be killed in my sleep for a negative review.

Submitted by skweetis (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:49:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this gets better every day.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:40:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:39:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

oy gevalt, mein keppe es kaput

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:32:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Why do I click on this shit? Seriously. Why?

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:25:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hickory Dickory dock
JGREENING was sucking my cock
The clock struck 2, I blew my goo
Ad dropped the fat manbitch off on the next block.

Submitted by Not_Fade_Away (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:24:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Knock it off, bart.

Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:24:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

This did indeed make me smile.

With all the mad mamma jamma you spew, you really ought to consider starting a metal band.

Of course, including mad mamma


jamma

Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:22:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

seriously, do i have to fill out a form or something to join? i really don't want to be on the "marked for death" list, and your club seems pretty cool... well, cooler than 4H. I want to wear a beret, too, I could totally pull it off.

Submitted by sword (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:21:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Here is my attempt at poetry.


I don't care what you have to SAY
and this poem was really pretty GAY
I hope that you will die TODAY
nobody likes you ANYWAY


Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:19:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:17:38 (#)
Ranking: -2

................

Another 2 minutes wasted...
----------------

THAT HE COULD HAVE BEEN EATING......

Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:19:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Either take your own advice and EMBRACE DEATH or get back on your meds.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:19:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

COUNT ME IN FUCKO!!

But tell me, do I have to wear one of those GAY ASS ZORO MASKS like you ?


Because I don't want to be in a ghey club, even if they DO kill people and do other cool shit...

A hat is ok, and MAYBE a cape... BUT NO MASKS!

Get back to me on that.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:17:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

................

Another 2 minutes wasted...


Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders!

Homer: He was a zombie?

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