My cell phone number is.....!!!!! (1042 hits)
Category: NewsRating: 0.08 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (View user info) at 2005-02-22 22:56:55 EST
eveyone i know you have all been dying to get in touch with me so here is your oppertunity. yes i can not spell but i am a sexy beast so call my phone. Anyone at any ubercon muct call me or i will hunt you down and spank you with a wet popcicle stick. so with no furthur ado call me at 1-800-spank-me
no its...
(603)540-3954
p.s. if you get my voicemail and you do not say something completeky wrong than you are not truly an Uber user. the end
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-04-27 10:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going to leave you racy messages.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-27 10:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-04-26 11:21:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
where did you disappear to, man?
come back already.
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Don't be jealous because he's been chatting with hot babes online all day.
And besides, we all know he's training to become a cage fighter.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-04-27 10:27:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1-800-ILUVGOD
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-04-26 11:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
where did you disappear to, man?
come back already.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-31 09:33:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's great! Perhaps now that you have mastered numbers you can devote a little bit more time to your spelling.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-31 09:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"eveyone i know you have all been dying to get in touch with me"
NO. I've just been dying to touch you! ;)
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-03-22 00:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2005-03-21 19:26:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
My nigga.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-23 13:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-23 12:49:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42374
and here is mine, bitches.
i am awful at coming up with things to say.
however i will hold onto this and call when i come
up with something.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-23 10:11:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey! Check it out! A retard!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-23 08:52:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Otters (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:08:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Geeze louise another NHerite. I haven't met one for eight years, and now I find like four at once.
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Eight years? There's at least 5 of us on Uber that I know of.
Submitted by gabrielpm (user info) at 2005-02-23 08:27:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You don't have enough NSFW material under your name... how uncool!
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-23 07:33:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Gheyness
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-02-23 04:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cold-hard bitch, yeah, he's shakin' his hips......
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Didn't I talk to you once on the phone?
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:04:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-23 00:58:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
who the fuck is that???
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-02-23 00:56:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-02-23 00:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It didn't have my name in it......
I'm shocked. And pleased.
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-02-23 00:35:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Paris Hilton doesn't read uber.
I figured the number posted things could be related.
Never mind, this didn't make sense from the getgo.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-23 00:29:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha! i just called it...some 12 year old boy on the message.
"ATTN GHEY MENZ, your number is on the internet. Thank you. Goodbye."
that's what i left as a message. haha! you're a mean mf'er.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:25:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hee, hee! I can be a jerk and no one can stop me!
-- Homer Simpson
Itchy & Scratchy Land
+1 for the balls
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:17:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, are you still here?
Submitted by Otters (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:08:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Geeze louise another NHerite. I haven't met one for eight years, and now I find like four at once.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:05:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yes! Oh, yes! Read it and weep! In your face -- I got more chicken
bone!
-- Homer Simpson
When Flanders Failed