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Apology to Ubersite (718 hits)

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Rating: 0.17 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Kurbs <staggman.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-22 23:08:05 EST


I would like to make a formal apology and express my gratitude to mr Bart Cilfone for unbanning me, and also thank my freind Manda for helping in that endeavor...

The post I got banned for was because my freind was reading about asian sex dwarfs, and decided to make a post of one, and he doesn't know the rules of Uber, so he forgot an NSFW

I realize that this is just a waste of space and I apologize to whoevers post I knock off, but I wanted to make it known that I appreciate those involved in unbanning me, because while I post crap, I still comment on almost every post I read, when I'm not banned.

Thanks Bart!

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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-02-26 18:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ass kissing auto -2

Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2005-02-23 12:02:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I cant even beleive this got more than a total minus two die

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-23 10:53:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

God, this was dumb.

Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-02-23 10:33:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

rather than unbanning kurbs, how's about unbanning crystal pepsi.
that drink was delicious AND refreshing.

"mmmm... invisible cola"

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-02-23 10:21:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Unban Habeeb rather

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-23 10:08:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-23 00:10:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-23 00:04:14 (#)
Ranking: 0

loki, I'd rather ban myself than ban you
-----------

What about me, huh?

Huh?

Huh?

I mean, if you ban me, who's gonna have witty repl





What the fuck is wrong with you? Get it through those 5 layers of fat...you're insignificant.

"What about me..." Good grief.

What about you?

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-23 02:15:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I just saw the Asian sex dwarf post, and "I found this" made me laugh for some reason.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:53:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Loki- spam me, I want attention, badly!

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-02-23 00:54:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for Asian Sex Dwarf

Right Here!

http://www.ubersite.com/m/57887

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-02-23 00:48:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you were gone?

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-23 00:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You will do no such thing, Tigre.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-23 00:26:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

<teardrop>

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-23 00:12:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I will cut you.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-23 00:10:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-23 00:04:14 (#)
Ranking: 0

loki, I'd rather ban myself than ban you
-----------

What about me, huh?

Huh?

Huh?

I mean, if you ban me, who's gonna have witty repl

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-23 00:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

loki, I'd rather ban myself than ban you

Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:54:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Take this as a hint that you can't get away with posting pure shit on Uber.

Post something good and actually contribute to Uber's pool of awesomeness, I beg of you.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:52:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:36:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:17:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

You didn't actually have to write an apology. I thought that was a joke.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:36:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Welcome back.

(you're still my bitch.. heehee!)

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:30:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i love apology posts. but this one needed to be chris evans long...at least a thousand words, with no capitalisation, and random double talk. it would have had 5000 reviews.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:29:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to get banned. How come I've never been banned? It's kind of like "criminal mischief". You know, not that I particularly want any legal trouble but whenever I hear that someone has been charged with criminal mischief well, it just sounds like whatever they did was probably more fun than what I did that day. I'm going to go spam somebody to see if I can piss off Bart.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:27:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

welcome back I guess?

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:23:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think this should be a standard thing if you are unbanned, honestly.

A written, formal apology to everyone for fucking up.

As a bonus, it should go on the uberboard as "_________'s Formal Reinstatement Apology --> www.ubersite.com/m/_________"



But that's just me. I'm all for public apologies.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:19:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:17:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You didn't actually have to write an apology. I thought that was a joke.

Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:16:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow... I need to practice what I preach with grammar. Here, a +2 for my hypocrisy.

Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:14:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I would like to make a formal apology and express my gratitude to "Mr." Bart Cilfone for unbanning me, and also thank my "friend" Manda for helping in that endeavor...

The post I got banned for was because my "friend" was reading about asian sex dwarfs, and decided to make a post of one, and he doesn't know the rules of Uber, so he forgot an NSFW"."

I realize that this is just a waste of space and I apologize to "whoever's" post I knock off, but I wanted to make it known that I appreciate those involved in unbanning me, because"," while I post crap, I still comment on almost every post I read, when I'm not banned.

Thanks Bart!

---------------

+2 because because it takes a man to admit when he's wrong.
-1 for the grammar nightmare.

Be forewarned, this is probably will be be the only positive rating you get.

The omnipotent presence of Shlongy, I assume, will be here shortly.






Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and
love our family's experienced ... well, not today. You saw what
happened. Oh, Lord, be honest. Are we the most pathetic family in
the universe, or what?

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