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Apology to Ubersite (740 hits)

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Rating: 0.17 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Kurbs <staggman.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-22 23:08:05 EST


I would like to make a formal apology and express my gratitude to mr Bart Cilfone for unbanning me, and also thank my freind Manda for helping in that endeavor...

The post I got banned for was because my freind was reading about asian sex dwarfs, and decided to make a post of one, and he doesn't know the rules of Uber, so he forgot an NSFW

I realize that this is just a waste of space and I apologize to whoevers post I knock off, but I wanted to make it known that I appreciate those involved in unbanning me, because while I post crap, I still comment on almost every post I read, when I'm not banned.

Thanks Bart!

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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-02-26 18:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ass kissing auto -2

Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2005-02-23 12:02:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I cant even beleive this got more than a total minus two die

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-23 10:53:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

God, this was dumb.

Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-02-23 10:33:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

rather than unbanning kurbs, how's about unbanning crystal pepsi.
that drink was delicious AND refreshing.

"mmmm... invisible cola"

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-02-23 10:21:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Unban Habeeb rather

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-23 10:08:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-23 00:10:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-23 00:04:14 (#)
Ranking: 0

loki, I'd rather ban myself than ban you
-----------

What about me, huh?

Huh?

Huh?

I mean, if you ban me, who's gonna have witty repl





What the fuck is wrong with you? Get it through those 5 layers of fat...you're insignificant.

"What about me..." Good grief.

What about you?

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-23 02:15:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I just saw the Asian sex dwarf post, and "I found this" made me laugh for some reason.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:53:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Loki- spam me, I want attention, badly!

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-02-23 00:54:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for Asian Sex Dwarf

Right Here!

http://www.ubersite.com/m/57887

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-02-23 00:48:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you were gone?

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-23 00:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You will do no such thing, Tigre.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-23 00:26:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

<teardrop>

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-23 00:12:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I will cut you.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-23 00:10:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-23 00:04:14 (#)
Ranking: 0

loki, I'd rather ban myself than ban you
-----------

What about me, huh?

Huh?

Huh?

I mean, if you ban me, who's gonna have witty repl

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-23 00:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

loki, I'd rather ban myself than ban you

Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:54:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Take this as a hint that you can't get away with posting pure shit on Uber.

Post something good and actually contribute to Uber's pool of awesomeness, I beg of you.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:52:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:36:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:17:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

You didn't actually have to write an apology. I thought that was a joke.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:36:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Welcome back.

(you're still my bitch.. heehee!)

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:30:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i love apology posts. but this one needed to be chris evans long...at least a thousand words, with no capitalisation, and random double talk. it would have had 5000 reviews.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:29:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to get banned. How come I've never been banned? It's kind of like "criminal mischief". You know, not that I particularly want any legal trouble but whenever I hear that someone has been charged with criminal mischief well, it just sounds like whatever they did was probably more fun than what I did that day. I'm going to go spam somebody to see if I can piss off Bart.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:27:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

welcome back I guess?

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:23:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think this should be a standard thing if you are unbanned, honestly.

A written, formal apology to everyone for fucking up.

As a bonus, it should go on the uberboard as "_________'s Formal Reinstatement Apology --> www.ubersite.com/m/_________"



But that's just me. I'm all for public apologies.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:19:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:17:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You didn't actually have to write an apology. I thought that was a joke.

Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:16:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow... I need to practice what I preach with grammar. Here, a +2 for my hypocrisy.

Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:14:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I would like to make a formal apology and express my gratitude to "Mr." Bart Cilfone for unbanning me, and also thank my "friend" Manda for helping in that endeavor...

The post I got banned for was because my "friend" was reading about asian sex dwarfs, and decided to make a post of one, and he doesn't know the rules of Uber, so he forgot an NSFW"."

I realize that this is just a waste of space and I apologize to "whoever's" post I knock off, but I wanted to make it known that I appreciate those involved in unbanning me, because"," while I post crap, I still comment on almost every post I read, when I'm not banned.

Thanks Bart!

---------------

+2 because because it takes a man to admit when he's wrong.
-1 for the grammar nightmare.

Be forewarned, this is probably will be be the only positive rating you get.

The omnipotent presence of Shlongy, I assume, will be here shortly.






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