Who are you? Test yourself! (3898 hits)
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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2005-02-23 00:47:43 EST
I've done this before, but I decided to do it again.
Uber seems to be in the "lets all chat on a post and talk about ourselves/each other" upswing, and being the enigmatic capatilist, I decided to cash in on the phase.
Being the hyper-analytical person that I am, I love personality tests. Not that they are always accurate or interesting, but it does give me something to think about.
The story starts here: I dated a guy last year who turned me on to "The Enneagram". It's a system with 9 different personality catergories. Being the undying cynic- I quickly took the test, and worked hard to de-bunk it.
It was dead fuck on. I'm not kidding.
I'm an 8:
The Powerful, Dominating Type:
Self-Confident, Decisive, Willful, and Confrontational
Basic Fear: Of being harmed or controlled by others
Basic Desire: To protect themselves
(to be in control of their own life and destiny)
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Profile Summary for the Enneagram Type Eight
Healthy: Self-assertive, self-confident, and strong: have learned to stand up for what they need and want. A resourceful, "can do" attitude and passionate inner drive. / Decisive, authoritative, and commanding: the natural leader others look up to. Take initiative, make things happen: champion people, provider, protective, and honorable, carrying others with their strength. At Their Best: Become self-restrained and magnanimous, merciful and forbearing, mastering self through their self-surrender to a higher authority. Courageous, willing to put self in serious jeopardy to achieve their vision and have a lasting influence. May achieve true heroism and historical greatness.
Average: Self-sufficiency, financial independence, and having enough resources are important concerns: become enterprising, pragmatic, "rugged individualists," wheeler-dealers. Risk-taking, hardworking, denying own emotional needs. / Begin to dominate their environment, including others: want to feel that others are behind them, supporting their efforts. Swaggering, boastful, forceful, and expansive: the "boss" whose word is law. Proud, egocentric, want to impose their will and vision on everything, not seeing others as equals or treating them with respect. / Become highly combative and intimidating to get their way: confrontational, belligerent, creating adversarial relationships. Everything a test of wills, and they will not back down. Use threats and reprisals to get obedience from others, to keep others off balance and insecure. However, unjust treatment makes others fear and resent them, possibly also band together against them.
Unhealthy: Defying any attempt to control them, become completely ruthless, dictatorial, "might makes right." The criminal and outlaw, renegade, and con-artist. Hard-hearted, immoral and potentially violent. / Develop delusional ideas about their power, invincibility, and ability to prevail: megalomania, feeling omnipotent, invulnerable. Recklessly over-extending self. / If they get in danger, they may brutally destroy everything that has not conformed to their will rather than surrender to anyone else. Vengeful, barbaric, murderous. Sociopathic tendencies. Generally corresponds to the Antisocial Personality Disorder.
Key Motivations: Want to be self-reliant, to prove their strength and resist weakness, to be important in their world, to dominate the environment, and to stay in control of their situation.
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Did you see that? It says I'm prone to being a sociopath. (of course- the "unhealthy" stage is your worst stage... that's what can happen if you hit absolute rock bottom... which, hopefully, I won't reach)
Take the test here:
http://similarminds.com/advtest.html
For a good description of your result go here:
http://www.enneagraminstitute.com/
Do you think that most people on uber fall into a particular personality catergory, or is this truly a mish-mash of different people?
Hmm...
User Reviews
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-02-28 11:36:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What personality type is
"I tried taking the test, started feeling pigeon holed, felt like the questions were leading me to say contradictory things, was a bit put off by the fact that before it even starts you have to identify your gender thus pretty much ensuring that whatever the result would be it would in fact be gender biased, made it through about 80 questions, paged down and saw that there were over 130, and then lost interest?"
Submitted by TragicKingdom (user info) at 2005-02-27 19:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I ended up being a 7.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-02-27 12:24:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I remember that I took it, I just never posted the specific results. I read everyone else's and found it interesting that in comparison, I have the most stingy qualities.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-27 00:47:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lisa, either your memory is shot, or you're attracted to this test, or... well who knows what else. You remind me so much of my old self that it's scary.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-02-26 17:44:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*Aggressiveness
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-02-26 17:42:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Type 1 Perfectionism |||||||||||||| 56%
Type 2 Helpfulness |||||| 27%
Type 3 Image Focus |||||||||||||| 57%
Type 4 Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 57%
Type 5 Detachment |||||||||||||||||| 72%
Type 6 Anxiety |||||||||||||| 52%
Type 7 Adventurousness |||||||||| 40%
Type 8 Aggressiveness |||||||||||||| 60%
Type 9 Calmness |||||||||||| 47%
Detachment, 72%. Agressiveness, 60%. Helpfulness, 27%. Why did I take this test? I could have just asked you cock jockeys to remind me that I'm an asshole.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-02-26 17:17:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
6 followed by 5 and 2.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:29:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was cool.
Some stuff:
"Twos are uniquely gifted at tuning in on the feelings of otheres. This makes them great networkers, but their closeness to other people can compromise their own needs. Two charity is really a projection of how they want others to care for them."
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The golden rule baby, the golden rule...
Type 1 Perfectionism |||||||||||||||| 69%
Type 2 Helpfulness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Type 3 Image Focus |||||||||||| 43%
Type 4 Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 38%
Type 5 Detachment |||||||||||| 49%
Type 6 Anxiety |||||||||||| 46%
Type 7 Adventurousness |||||||||| 40%
Type 8 Aggressiveness |||||||||||| 45%
Type 9 Calmness |||||||||||||| 60%
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-02-24 23:33:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Unhealthy type 5. Thanks for the negative reinforcement...
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-02-24 09:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Eh... I'm an Eight - a natural born leader (damn straight), closely followed by seven - the enthusiast and nine - the peacemaker...
So, I'll lead you into something enthusiastically... then will sucessfully chill you out when its all gone wrong.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-02-24 09:19:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
131 Questions?!?! I don't care what kind of person I am THAT much!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-24 08:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I took this test again and it still says that I am a Type 5.
I just want you to know that even though this test is only a (dubious) summary of PERSONALITY as opposed to ACTUAL INTELLIGENCE OR ABILITY, that I, and everyone else who suffers as a result of the enormous head-swelling resulting from being told that I'm similar to Einstein, Hawking, Nietsche, Cobain and Reznor, should hold YOU entirely responsible.
My ego sooooo didn't need that kind of stroking.
So, it is all your fault. Just thought you should know.
Okay. Off I go to revolutionize the way everyone else on the planet views the world.
Its what people like me DO, don't ya know.
Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2005-02-24 04:21:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a type 2 person and my variant is social.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-24 02:02:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
polyamorousaj:
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-23 23:57:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
alright, coley... I'll make a graph as long as everyone single person on uber takes the test.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-23 22:45:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey, brad... i was similar to JFK Jr. Do I have to call you daddy now/
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-23 22:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's the test.
Type 7 people:
Hairsphincter
EAZEDZT
BuckeyesTHEGAME
Caulaincourt
Ivy
Do you see us as:
The Busy, Fun-Loving Type:
Spontaneous, Versatile, Acquisitive, and Scattered
Basic Fear: Of being deprived and in pain
Basic Desire: To be satisfied and content — to have their needs fulfilled
Key Motivations: Want to maintain their freedom and happiness, to avoid missing out on worthwhile experiences, to keep themselves excited and occupied, to avoid and discharge pain.
Are we liek: John F. Kennedy, Benjamin Franklin, Leonard Bernstein, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Elizabeth Taylor, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Steven Spielberg, Federico Fellini, Richard Feynman, Timothy Leary, Robin Williams, Jim Carey, Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz, Bette Midler, Chuck Berry, Elton John, Mick Jagger, Gianni Versace, Liza Minelli, Joan Collins, Malcolm Forbes, Noel Coward, Sarah Ferguson, Larry King, Joan Rivers, Regis Philbin, Howard Stern, John Belushi, and "Auntie Mame" (Mame).
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Type 9, with sexual variant
Type 9 is right in some areas but has a lot thats way off, the sexual variant thing was pretty much dead on though.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:00:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Anyone wanna trade?
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-02-23 18:40:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a 9 and 1
says so/sx/sp, but I'm totally sp first
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-02-23 18:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
7 with Sexual variant....
No idea what the variant amounts to but the seven profile fits like a glove.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-23 17:46:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So apparently I'm not a very helpful person. Hmmm... Who'da thunk it?
Tim Burton, Stephen Hawking, Trent Reznor... Man, we type 5 people kick ass.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-23 17:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i still seem to be the most hypersensitive person around. that should cause concern.
Submitted by purringbubbles (user info) at 2005-02-23 17:41:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your main type is Type 6
Sixes are overly alert and anxious. They are sceptical of the status quo but are also fearful of being on their own. They satisfy their need for security and belonging by establishing strong friendship and/or loyally backing a cause.
Type 1 Perfectionism |||||||||| 33%
Type 2 Helpfulness |||||||||||||| 60%
Type 3 Image Focus |||||||||||||| 56%
Type 4 Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 60%
Type 5 Detachment |||||||||||| 44%
Type 6 Anxiety |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Type 7 Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 52%
Type 8 Aggressiveness |||||||||| 40%
Type 9 Calmness |||||||||||||| 54%
Somebody hold me please.
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-02-23 17:41:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Type 5. Agreed.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-23 17:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Type 1 Perfectionism |||||||||| 37%
Type 2 Helpfulness |||| 17%
Type 3 Image Focus |||||||||| 32%
Type 4 Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 41%
Type 5 Detachment |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Type 6 Anxiety |||||||||||||| 56%
Type 7 Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 59%
Type 8 Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||| 65%
Type 9 Calmness |||||||||| 38%
World View: The world is invasive and confusing. I need privacy to think.
Basic Desire: to understand the world
Basic Fear: of being overwhelmed by the world
Healthy loop controlled by Basic Desire:
Need to understand the world -> observe -> analyze -> understand the world -> Need to understand the world
In the healthy state, the need to understand the world induces Type Fives to observe and analyze the world, which help them to better understand the world. When Fives reach a good understanding of the world around them, their need is satisfied and a balance is reached.
In the average state, when Fives' do less of observing and analyzing the world, they start to not understand the world. This increases their need to understand the world, which helps Fives to return to more observation and analysis. Thus the balancing loop can help Fives to recover.
Unhealthy loop controlled by Basic Fear:
Fear of being overwhelmed by the world -> detach from the world -> understand the world -> Fear of being overwhelmed by the world
In the unhealthy state, the basic fear of being overwhelmed by the world can cause Type Fives to become detached from the people around them and the world around them as a defense. This unfortunately causes them to understand the world even less, which further increases Fives' basic fear. The cycle continues to build up.
Oh yeah. That's me.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-02-23 17:12:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, now you have to post a graph or some shit with what percentage of people who replied are what number, and then a list of who they all are.
YES
SEE WHAT YOU HAVE STARTED!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-02-23 17:09:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Nugs,
I am
4
THE INDIVIDUALIST
Enneagram Type Four
The Sensitive, Withdrawn Type:
Expressive, Dramatic, Self-Absorbed, and Temperamental
Basic Fear: That they have no identity or personal significance
Basic Desire: To find themselves and their significance (to create an identity)
Enneagram Four with a Three-Wing: "The Aristocrat"
Enneagram Four with a Five-Wing: "The Bohemian"
Profile Summary for the Enneagram Type Four
Healthy: Self-aware, introspective, on the "search for self," aware of feelings and inner impulses. Sensitive and intuitive both to self and others: gentle, tactful, compassionate. / Highly personal, individualistic, "true to self." Self-revealing, emotionally honest, humane. Ironic view of self and life: can be serious and funny, vulnerable and emotionally strong. At Their Best: Profoundly creative, expressing the personal and the universal, possibly in a work of art. Inspired, self-renewing and regenerating: able to transform all their experiences into something valuable: self-creative.
Average: Take an artistic, romantic orientation to life, creating a beautiful, aesthetic environment to cultivate and prolong personal feelings. Heighten reality through fantasy, passionate feelings, and the imagination. / To stay in touch with feelings, they interiorize everything, taking everything personally, but become self-absorbed and introverted, moody and hypersensitive, shy and self-conscious, unable to be spontaneous or to "get out of themselves." Stay withdrawn to protect their self-image and to buy time to sort out feelings. / Gradually think that they are different from others, and feel that they are exempt from living as everyone else does. They become melancholy dreamers, disdainful, decadent, and sensual, living in a fantasy world. Self-pity and envy of others leads to self-indulgence, and to becoming increasingly impractical, unproductive, effete, and precious.
Unhealthy: When dreams fail, become self-inhibiting and angry at self, depressed and alienated from self and others, blocked and emotionally paralyzed. Ashamed of self, fatigued and unable to function. / Tormented by delusional self-contempt, self-reproaches, self-hatred, and morbid thoughts: everything is a source of torment. Blaming others, they drive away anyone who tries to help them. / Despairing, feel hopeless and become self-destructive, possibly abusing alcohol or drugs to escape. In the extreme: emotional breakdown or suicide is likely. Generally corresponds to the Avoidant, Depressive, and Narcissistic personality disorders.
Key Motivations: Want to express themselves and their individuality, to create and surround themselves with beauty, to maintain certain moods and feelings, to withdraw to protect their self-image, to take care of emotional needs before attending to anything else, to attract a "rescuer".
Examples: Ingmar Bergman, Alan Watts, Sarah McLachlan, Alanis Morrisette, Paul Simon, Jeremy Irons, Patrick Stewart, Joseph Fiennes, Martha Graham, Bob Dylan, Miles Davis, Johnny Depp, Anne Rice, Rudolph Nureyev, J.D. Salinger, Anaîs Nin, Marcel Proust, Maria Callas, Tennessee Williams, Edgar Allan Poe, Annie Lennox, Prince, Michael Jackson, Virginia Woolf, Judy Garland, "Blanche DuBois" (Streetcar Named Desire).
^^^
Did you see that? Alanis Morrisette? Bob Dylan? Anne Rice? Edgar Allan Poe? Michael fucking JACKSON? Suicide time.
Submitted by BigDaddyV2.0 (user info) at 2005-02-23 15:33:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<div align="center"> <table style="color: black; background: #eeeeee"border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2"> <tr> <td bgcolor="#eeeeee"> <div align="center"> Enneagram Test Results <table style="color: black; background: #dddddd" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="4" bgcolor="#dddddd"> <tr> <td>Type 1 </td> <td>Perfectionism</td> <td width="50"> ||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">53%</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Type 2</td> <td> Helpfulness</td> <td width="50">||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">67%</td> </tr> <tr> <td> Type 3</td> <td> Image Focus</td> <td width="50"> ||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30"> 69%</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Type 4</td> <td>Hypersensitivity</td> <td width="50"> ||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30"> 65%</td> </tr> <tr> <td> Type 5</td> <td> Detachment</td> <td width="50"> ||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30"> 60%</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Type 6</td> <td>Anxiety</td> <td width="50"> ||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30"> 65%</td> </tr> <tr> <td> Type 7</td> <td> Adventurousness</td> <td width="50"> ||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30"> 65%</td> </tr> <tr> <td> Type 8</td> <td>Aggressiveness</td> <td width="50"> ||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30"> 51%</td> </tr> <tr> <td> Type 9</td> <td>Calmness</td> <td width="50">||||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30"> 80%</td> </tr> </table> Your main type is <b> 9</b> <br> Your variant is <b> self pres</b> </div> </td> </tr> </table> <a href="http://similarminds.com"> Take Free Enneagram Personality Test</a></div>
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-02-23 15:11:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your main type is Type 8
Your variant is sexual
Sexual, you hear that? sexual baby!
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-02-23 14:37:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno if it's accurate or not. There were too many questions so I just strongly disagreed with having to answer them all.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-23 14:08:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Type 1 Perfectionism |||||||||| 37%
Type 2 Helpfulness |||||||||| 32%
Type 3 Image Focus |||||||||||||||| 62%
Type 4 Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 64%
Type 5 Detachment |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Type 6 Anxiety |||||||||||||| 56%
Type 7 Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 62%
Type 8 Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||||||| 81%
Type 9 Calmness |||||||||||| 46%
Type 8
Eights are natural leaders. Frank and direct with large personalities, they are unlikely to back down to adversity. They motivate others. They have a strong sense of justice and are often the protectors of the weak. 8s can be domineering tyrants.
....Domineering tyrant, eh? That'll do for me.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-23 13:21:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This test thing is gay.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-23 12:58:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Type Seven - The Enthusiast
The busy, productive type. Sevens are extroverted, optimistic, versatile, and spontaneous. Playful, high-spirited, and practical, they can also misapply their many talents, becoming over-extended, scattered, and undisciplined. They constantly seek new and exciting experiences, but can become distracted and exhausted by staying on the go. They typically have problems with impatience and impulsiveness. At their Best: they focus their talents on worthwhile goals, becoming appreciative, joyous, and satisfied.
That sound about right.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-23 12:40:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Type 1 Perfectionism |||||||||||| 44%
Type 2 Helpfulness |||||| 27%
Type 3 Image Focus |||||||||||| 46%
Type 4 Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 57%
Type 5 Detachment |||||||||||||||| 63%
Type 6 Anxiety |||||||||||||||| 68%
Type 7 Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 55%
Type 8 Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Type 9 Calmness |||||||||||||| 52%
I took it again, spending a little more time on each question, and I am suddenly more interested in self-preservation apparently.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-23 12:39:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
5. Unbeliever.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-23 12:16:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by urbaneruralite (user info) at 2005-02-23 10:54:20 (#)
Ranking: -1
Is "capatilist" a word?
****
Is Urbaneruralite a word?
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-02-23 12:15:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great, I'm a type 1, which is basically a Type A personality. I can look forward to the heart attack at 42.
Submitted by BrittInToledo (user info) at 2005-02-23 11:27:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup, I'm a type 6.
+2 because it helped. :)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-23 11:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The fucked up thing about that test is if I were to take it tomorrow, I might be a totally different personality type.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-23 11:22:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Let's all hope that you truly are not a sociopath! A test told you that it could be true!
Basically these tests allow you to scream "I love me!!! So much!! But watch out because i'm dark and mysterious... Be wary... Oooooooohhh"."
That thaumaturge person speaks great truth. +2 for that indeed.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-23 11:21:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Apparently I'm a type 7, which means I'm adventurous and unresponsible.
Which is right, but wrong. Just because you like trying a few new things doesn't mean you can't be responsible. I don't like these. The questions are often too large. Especially the questions about interaction with others. For instance, I am very caring of my friends and family while I absolutly do not give a shit about others in general. So what am I suppose to answer?
No one here can be summed up in a mere paragraph. (except for mystiamoon (easy shot!))
Plus, what's a sexual variant? Every guy I know wants to fuck twice a day. That sounds pretty sexual to me.
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-02-23 11:19:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Puke.
These only tell you what you want to hear. Even if there is a surprise, tell me that you somehow didn't mentally conform to that idea.
Let's all hope that you truly are not a sociopath! A test told you that it could be true!
Basically these tests allow you to scream "I love me!!! So much!! But watch out because i'm dark and mysterious... Be wary... Oooooooohhh".
I hold no faith in these things, and will join you in the cynic category.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-23 11:08:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Fuck this, I am type 8!
Fucking loaded questions!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-23 11:06:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Type 1 Perfectionism |||||||||| 37%
Type 2 Helpfulness |||||| 30%
Type 3 Image Focus |||||||||||| 49%
Type 4 Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 53%
Type 5 Detachment |||||||||||||| 55%
Type 6 Anxiety |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Type 7 Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 51%
Type 8 Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||||| 71%
Type 9 Calmness |||||||||||||| 52%
TYPE 6:
Sixes are overly alert and anxious. They are skeptical of the status quo, but are also fearful of being on their own. They satisfy their need for security and belonging by establishing strong friendships and/or loyalty backing a cause.
Variant Sexual:
Scored highest on assertive traits, followed by withdrawn traits, and lowest on compliant traits.
I am NOT a fucking type 6! I don't even fucking HAVE friends! ....do I?
Submitted by urbaneruralite (user info) at 2005-02-23 10:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Is "capatilist" a word?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-02-23 10:53:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
2 drunk 2 care
fuck im coool like vin desel
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-02-23 10:53:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ugh that didn't work
okay i'm a 6
"sixes are overly alert and anxious. They are skeptical of the status quo but also fearful of being on their own. They satisfy their need for security and belonging by establishing strong friendships and/or loyally backing a cause."
"overall, you score highest on withdrawn traits followed by compliant traits and lowest on assertive traits"
does this sound like me?
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-02-23 10:49:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<div align="center"> <table style="color: black; background: #eeeeee"border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2"> <tr> <td bgcolor="#eeeeee"> <div align="center"> Enneagram Test Results <table style="color: black; background: #dddddd" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="4" bgcolor="#dddddd"> <tr> <td>Type 1 </td> <td>Perfectionism</td> <td width="50"> ||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">46%</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Type 2</td> <td> Helpfulness</td> <td width="50">||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">60%</td> </tr> <tr> <td> Type 3</td> <td> Image Focus</td> <td width="50"> ||||||||||</td> <td width="30"> 35%</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Type 4</td> <td>Hypersensitivity</td> <td width="50"> ||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30"> 53%</td> </tr> <tr> <td> Type 5</td> <td> Detachment</td> <td width="50"> ||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30"> 56%</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Type 6</td> <td>Anxiety</td> <td width="50"> ||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30"> 65%</td> </tr> <tr> <td> Type 7</td> <td> Adventurousness</td> <td width="50"> ||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30"> 55%</td> </tr> <tr> <td> Type 8</td> <td>Aggressiveness</td> <td width="50"> ||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30"> 62%</td> </tr> <tr> <td> Type 9</td> <td>Calmness</td> <td width="50">||||||||||||</td> <td width="30"> 50%</td> </tr> </table> Your main type is <b> 6</b> <br> Your variant is <b> self pres</b> </div> </td> </tr> </table> <a href="http://similarminds.com"> Take Free Enneagram Personality Test</a></div>
i'm a 6
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Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2005-02-23 10:42:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
These things are bullshit, i can make generalizations about your life, so can anyone.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-23 10:30:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my hypersensitvity is 68. HIGH SCORE!!!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-23 10:17:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I gave up taking test around 1982 when I graduated from college.
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2005-02-23 10:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Type 1 Perfectionism |||||||||||| 41%
Type 2 Helpfulness |||||| 28%
Type 3 Image Focus |||||||||| 31%
Type 4 Hypersensitivity |||||| 27%
Type 5 Detachment |||||||||||||| 59%
Type 6 Anxiety |||||||||||| 43%
Type 7 Adventurousness |||||||||||| 42%
Type 8 Aggressiveness |||||||||| 34%
Type 9 Calmness |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-02-23 09:42:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a 3 and I was ok with this until I got to the last sentence.
'Relentless, obsessive about destroying whatever reminds them of their own shortcomings and failures. Psychopathic, murder. Generally corresponds to the Narcissistic Personality Disorder'.
WTF???
Great, now I have to kill you for pointing out my shortcomings.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-23 09:35:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am a 5.
I won't explain here, but if you wanna know what a 5 is, I am basically a Bill gates/Albert Einstein/Lily Tomlin type person.
Yes, those are 3 examples of the "5" on the site...
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-23 09:19:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
type 4. sounds true to me, i am a whiny sensitive kind of person. I'm sure when i go see the doctor next tuesday i will get more of the same.
Type 1 Perfectionism |||||||||||| 43%
Type 2 Helpfulness |||||||||| 34%
Type 3 Image Focus |||||||||||||| 52%
Type 4 Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 68%
Type 5 Detachment |||||||||||| 42%
Type 6 Anxiety |||||||||||||| 56%
Type 7 Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 53%
Type 8 Aggressiveness |||||||||||||| 55%
Type 9 Calmness |||||||||||| 43%
The Sensitive, Withdrawn Type:
Expressive, Dramatic, Self-Absorbed, and Temperamental
Basic Fear: That they have no identity or personal significance
Basic Desire: To find themselves and their significance (to create an identity)
Enneagram Four with a Three-Wing: "The Aristocrat"
Enneagram Four with a Five-Wing: "The Bohemian"
Profile Summary for the Enneagram Type Four
Healthy: Self-aware, introspective, on the "search for self," aware of feelings and inner impulses. Sensitive and intuitive both to self and others: gentle, tactful, compassionate. / Highly personal, individualistic, "true to self." Self-revealing, emotionally honest, humane. Ironic view of self and life: can be serious and funny, vulnerable and emotionally strong. At Their Best: Profoundly creative, expressing the personal and the universal, possibly in a work of art. Inspired, self-renewing and regenerating: able to transform all their experiences into something valuable: self-creative.
Average: Take an artistic, romantic orientation to life, creating a beautiful, aesthetic environment to cultivate and prolong personal feelings. Heighten reality through fantasy, passionate feelings, and the imagination. / To stay in touch with feelings, they interiorize everything, taking everything personally, but become self-absorbed and introverted, moody and hypersensitive, shy and self-conscious, unable to be spontaneous or to "get out of themselves." Stay withdrawn to protect their self-image and to buy time to sort out feelings. / Gradually think that they are different from others, and feel that they are exempt from living as everyone else does. They become melancholy dreamers, disdainful, decadent, and sensual, living in a fantasy world. Self-pity and envy of others leads to self-indulgence, and to becoming increasingly impractical, unproductive, effete, and precious.
Unhealthy: When dreams fail, become self-inhibiting and angry at self, depressed and alienated from self and others, blocked and emotionally paralyzed. Ashamed of self, fatigued and unable to function. / Tormented by delusional self-contempt, self-reproaches, self-hatred, and morbid thoughts: everything is a source of torment. Blaming others, they drive away anyone who tries to help them. / Despairing, feel hopeless and become self-destructive, possibly abusing alcohol or drugs to escape. In the extreme: emotional breakdown or suicide is likely. Generally corresponds to the Avoidant, Depressive, and Narcissistic personality disorders.
Key Motivations: Want to express themselves and their individuality, to create and surround themselves with beauty, to maintain certain moods and feelings, to withdraw to protect their self-image, to take care of emotional needs before attending to anything else, to attract a "rescuer".
Examples: Ingmar Bergman, Alan Watts, Sarah McLachlan, Alanis Morrisette, Paul Simon, Jeremy Irons, Patrick Stewart, Joseph Fiennes, Martha Graham, Bob Dylan, Miles Davis, Johnny Depp, Anne Rice, Rudolph Nureyev, J.D. Salinger, Anaîs Nin, Marcel Proust, Maria Callas, Tennessee Williams, Edgar Allan Poe, Annie Lennox, Prince, Michael Jackson, Virginia Woolf, Judy Garland, "Blanche DuBois" (Streetcar Named Desire).
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-23 09:17:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Took it. I'm fucking bored.
I'm an 8.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-23 09:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How about I'm just gonna stick to being an INFJ. Letters are always better than numbers anyway.
Submitted by ariseymour (user info) at 2005-02-23 09:02:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Type 4: Hypersensitivity
Fours are unique and create their own distinct culture. They experience the highs and lows of life intensely.
Variant: Self Preservation. Withdrawn, security seeking.
That seems fairly accurate.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-23 08:54:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
After taking it twice, it said both times that I'm barely a type 6.
With a sexual variant?!?! Probably because I'm an agressive, opinionated bastard.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-02-23 08:46:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
131 questions?!? F' that! I'm not answering all those! :p
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-23 08:38:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I keep getting three different results. :(
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-23 08:35:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a 9 ("Peacemaker"). The "Average" heading under 9 describes me perfectly.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-02-23 08:24:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Man I love these tests...Type 5 baby all the way
Type 1 Perfectionism |||||||||||||||| 67%
Type 2 Helpfulness |||||||||| 37%
Type 3 Image Focus |||||||||||| 42%
Type 4 Hypersensitivity |||||| 30%
Type 5 Detachment |||||||||||||||||||| 81%
Type 6 Anxiety |||||||||||||| 58%
Type 7 Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 69%
Type 8 Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||||| 75%
Type 9 Calmness |||||||||||||||| 69%
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-23 08:22:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I must've done this damn test wrong. My result is the "most extroverted type." Uh huh, right... Meyers Briggs beats the crap out of this one.
I'm gonna take this thing over and over until my result makes sense.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-23 08:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
type 8
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-23 08:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I took one of these for a job screener. Man, what a joke. I was one of 11 people chosen out of 150. Musta tricked em good.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-23 07:54:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
With the sexual variant:
Sexual variant
People of the sexual variant are very much interested in one to one contacts. They are looking for intimacy and this may show in sexuality, though not necessarily. Being in a relationship is very important to them. They are the most passionate of the subtypes, being temperamental and having more energy. They have less of a problem with getting into a fight and care less about rules and responsibility
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-23 07:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a 2
The Caring, Interpersonal Type:
Generous, Demonstrative, People-Pleasing, and Possessive
Basic Fear: Of being unwanted, unworthy of being loved
Basic Desire: To feel loved
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-02-23 07:01:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a 3
Key Motivations: Want to be affirmed, to distinguish themselves from others, to have attention, to be admired, and to impress others.
That explains my obsession with bodybuilding. I have overcome the obesity that plagued me most of my life, and now I am driven to sculpt my body into the best possible shape I can.
Submitted by etbeliever (user info) at 2005-02-23 06:14:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ditto to Sideburns....but then we're all searching for a sense of self worth, no? Or why else come to this site?
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-02-23 06:03:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I derive self worth from external success. I am highly skilled at adapting in order to gain accolades. This comes at the price of having a personal identity. I often lose sight of (or deprioritize) my own feelings to achieve goals.
Submitted by theshrew (user info) at 2005-02-23 05:57:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
im a 6
hung like a horse and a wife beater. amazingly accurate!
apparently so is Paul McCartney
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-23 05:55:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I got 5 too.. pretty good
Perceptive, Innovative, Secretive, and Isolated
Basic Fear: Being useless, helpless, or incapable
Basic Desire: To be capable and competent
Enneagram Five with a Four-Wing: "The Iconoclast"
Enneagram Five with a Six-Wing: "The Problem Solver
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-23 05:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Type 2 - The Caring, Interpersonal Type
Generous, Demonstrative, People-Pleasing, and Possessive
Basic Fear: Of being unwanted, unworthy of being loved
Basic Desire: To feel loved
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Ok, I give up, I give up. It's accurate.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-23 05:50:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Self-accepting, inner-directed, and authentic, everything they seem to be. Modest and charitable, self-deprecatory humor and a fullness of heart emerge. Gentle and benevolent."""
That's me!
Not.
See there I go again being self-depreciatory.
Silly fool.
Stop it!
I can't!
You can!
I wish I could fly riiiiight up to the skyyyy but I can't
You can!
I can't!
You CAN!!
etc.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-02-23 05:24:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ronald Reagan was a peacemaker
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-23 05:05:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Type 9, variant: self preservation.
It's kinda eerie, really.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-02-23 04:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
type 9 - peace maker whoohoooo
Im gonna kill you all you motherfuckers!!!!!
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-02-23 04:25:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Type 1.
Think that means I'm a bastard.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-23 04:09:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I R A Free.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-02-23 03:43:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Type 3, here.
I derive self worth from external success. I am highly skilled at adapting in order to gain accolades. This comes at the price of having a personal identity. I often lose sight of (or deprioritize) my own feelings to achieve goals.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-23 03:24:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Type 1 Perfectionism |||||||||||||||| 67%
Type 2 Helpfulness |||||||||||||||| 61%
Type 3 Image Focus |||||||||||||| 56%
Type 4 Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 34%
Type 5 Detachment |||||||||||| 45%
Type 6 Anxiety |||||||||||||| 52%
Type 7 Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 67%
Type 8 Aggressiveness |||||||||||||| 57%
Type 9 Calmness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
The Easygoing, Self-Effacing Type:
Receptive, Reassuring Agreeable, and Complacent
Basic Fear: Of loss and separation
Basic Desire: To have inner stability "peace of mind"
Enneagram Nine with an Eight-Wing: "The Referee"
Enneagram Nine with a One-Wing: "The Dreamer"
Profile Summary for the Enneagram Type Nine
Healthy: Deeply receptive, accepting, unselfconscious, emotionally stable and serene. Trusting of self and others, at ease with self and life, innocent and simple. Patient, unpretentious, good-natured, genuinely nice people. / Optimistic, reassuring, supportive: have a healing and calming influence — harmonizing groups, bringing people together: a good mediator, synthesizer, and communicator. At Their Best: Become self-possessed, feeling autonomous and fulfilled: have great equanimity and contentment because they are present to themselves. Paradoxically, at one with self, and thus able to form more profound relationships. Intensely alive, fully connected to self and others.
Average: Fear conflicts, so become self-effacing and accommodating, idealizing others and "going along" with their wishes, saying "yes" to things they do not really want to do. Fall into conventional roles and expectations. Use philosophies and stock sayings to deflect others./ Active, but disengaged, unreflective, and inattentive. Do not want to be affected, so become unresponsive and complacent, walking away from problems, and "sweeping them under the rug." Thinking becomes hazy and ruminative, mostly comforting fantasies, as they begin to "tune out" reality, becoming oblivious. Emotionally indolent, unwillingness to exert self or to focus on problems: indifference. / Begin to minimize problems, to appease others and to have "peace at any price." Stubborn, fatalistic, and resigned, as if nothing could be done to change anything. Into wishful thinking, and magical solutions. Others frustrated and angry by their procrastination and unresponsiveness.
Unhealthy: Can be highly repressed, undeveloped, and ineffectual. Feel incapable of facing problems: become obstinate, dissociating self from all conflicts. Neglectful and dangerous to others. / Wanting to block out of awareness anything that could affect, them, they dissociate so much that they eventually cannot function: numb, depersonalized. / They finally become severely disoriented and catatonic, abandoning themselves, turning into shattered shells. Multiple personalities possible. Generally corresponds to the Schizoid and Dependent personality disorders.
Key Motivations: Want to create harmony in their environment, to avoid conflicts and tension, to preserve things as they are, to resist whatever would upset or disturb them.
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-02-23 02:59:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm a 7. Carefree and adventurous, bored easily, have problems finishing things.
Yup, pretty much.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-23 02:48:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is no one awed by the fact that I know the Nuge?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-23 02:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Self-preservation variant
People of the self-preservation variant are generally trying to be comfortable and independent. Their well-being is very important to them, so they pay much attention to their health, house and financial position. They are less interested in interpersonal contact, and are typically less spontaneous and don't show as much emotion as people of the other two subtypes of their enneagram type.
Sexual variant
People of the sexual variant are very much interested in one to one contacts. They are looking for intimacy and this may show in sexuality, though not necessarily. Being in a relationship is very important to them. They are the most passionate of the subtypes, being temperamental and having more energy. They have less of a problem with getting into a fight and care less about rules and responsibility.
Social Variant
People of the social variant prefer to be in groups or teams. They are more interested than the other subtypes in the position that they and others have in a group, and are consequently concerned with status. Wanting to be accepted, they try to fit in and be nice.
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-02-23 02:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I am a three. God non?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-23 02:39:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a sexy 3, baby.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-23 02:38:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously. Type 5. All the pertinent information is here.
Unhealthy: Become reclusive and isolated from reality, eccentric and nihilistic. Highly unstable and fearful of aggressions: they reject and repulse others and all social attachments. / Get obsessed yet frightened by their threatening ideas, becoming horrified, delirious, and prey to gross distortions and phobias. / Seeking oblivion, they may commit suicide or have a psychotic break with reality. Deranged, explosively self-destructive, with schizophrenic overtones. Generally corresponds to the Schizoid Avoidant and Schizotypal personality disorders.
Key Motivations: Want to possess knowledge, to understand the environment, to have everything figured out as a way of defending the self from threats from the environment.
Examples: Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Bill Gates, Georgia O'Keefe, Stanley Kubrick, John Lennon, Lily Tomlin, Gary Larson, Laurie Anderson, Merce Cunningham, Meredith Monk, James Joyce, Bjšrk, Susan Sontag, Emily Dickenson, Agatha Christie, Ursula K. LeGuin, Jane Goodall, Glenn Gould, John Cage, Bobby Fischer, Tim Burton, David Lynch, Stephen King, Clive Barker, Trent Reznor, Friedrich Nietzsche, Vincent Van Gogh, Kurt Cobain, and "Fox Mulder" (X Files).
Could have done without the Nietzsches and Cobains, but whatever.
anyone know what sp/sx/so means? Other than standard sexual deviant crap?
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-02-23 02:31:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love stuff like this.
Seems I have changed a bit from high school when I was a 2.
Now I am a 4. Yay for being more introspective and dramatic!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-23 02:31:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a 4. It's accurate for me.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-02-23 02:27:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love how Martin Luther King Jr. and Saddam Hussein essentially have the same personality.
Go civil rights woo!
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-02-23 02:22:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Long-ass test, but actually very interesting.
I'm Type 2 (strange, but the description fits my real persona, not the biting arrogance I put up here), and my subtype is sexual. Reow.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-23 02:17:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-23 02:09:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
DUDE! NO SHIT, THIS TEST JUST TOLD ME THAT I AM EXACLTY LIKE TRENT FUCKING REZNOR! (Oh, and Albert Einstein, Steven Hawking and some other lame asses, but also TRENT FUCKING REZNOR!)
For that, you shall receive +2s for life.
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Yeah, well... I know Ted Nugent, and we go hunting all the time.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-02-23 02:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Type 2.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-23 02:09:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DUDE! NO SHIT, THIS TEST JUST TOLD ME THAT I AM EXACLTY LIKE TRENT FUCKING REZNOR! (Oh, and Albert Einstein, Steven Hawking and some other lame asses, but also TRENT FUCKING REZNOR!)
For that, you shall receive +2s for life.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-23 02:07:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sp/sx/so
Once again, it's accurate.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-23 02:04:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a type 5:
Type 1 Perfectionism 33%
Type 2 Helpfulness 12%
Type 3 Image Focus 42%
Type 4 Hypersensitivity 48%
Type 5 Detachment 76%
Type 6 Anxiety 49%
Type 7 Adventurousness 62%
Type 8 Aggressiveness 41%
Type 9 Calmness 65%
It's accurate.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2005-02-23 02:01:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a 6.
The Committed, Security-Oriented Type:
Engaging, Responsible, Anxious, and Suspicious
Yup, that's me.
Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Type 1, so/sp/sx
Pretty damn accurate actually.
Christ I need to get laid. If only my inner critic would stop laughing at my penis...
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:55:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tinactin- that's the control aspect of being an 8.
Shitfuck- where have you been you monkeyhead?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't take the test because I already know I'm number one.
Submitted by WhoLetYouIn (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:50:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tinactin, you're right...but I guess the only way for it to work is to be honest in as best a way you can.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:43:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Im an 8. But the problem with these tests is the questions themselves affect your personality ratings in pretty obvious ways. I prefer the tests that ask random or seemingly irrelevant questions that somehow form the basis of a personality assessment. I mean, I could make myself into anything I want to be. I would say this kind of test is more of a reflection of how we see ourselves than our actual personalities.
Submitted by WhoLetYouIn (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, no one is detached. More or less everyone is talking to someone through another's stories...Or just fighting....But there is chemistry invovled!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think we all have the sexual varriant!
That explains a lot.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:38:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Main type: 8
Variant: Sexual
Go me.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:36:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've re-taken the test like 48918 times, and I always get the same result. I know my answeres vary a bit each time, yet I'm still an 8.
I would always write the answers that I thought, and if the teacher disagreed with me, I'd argue until I got sent to the office. Whereon I would argue with the principal.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:34:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When I had to take tests like that in school, I'd figure out what the 'correct 'answer was in my head and put that rather than what I was really thinking just to stay within the curve and to avoid getting pulled into the councellor's or principal's office....
Still fun though. I'm bookmarking the sites so I can do the tests again in a few months to see if anything's changed in my head.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:31:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hah... seriously... a type 1 at their finest.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:29:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Type One
Same as the Pope...yesssss
But I'm going to take it again because I'm at work not and not really focused.....which basically means I'm FOR SURE a Type One. Haha, even on a test with no correct answers, I want to get it all right....
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:25:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was high in 4 and 2.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:22:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Probably pretty accurate.
Main type 3: 3's derive self worth from external success. They are highly skilled at adapting in order to gain accolades. This comes at the price of having personal identity. 3's often lose sight of (or deprioritize) their own feelings to achieve goals.
Variant type sexual: Overall you score highest on assertive traits, followed by compliant traits, and lowest on withdrawn traits.
Submitted by WhoLetYouIn (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Scarily accurate. I'm a 7 with Sexual variant....
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sure uber is littered with a bunch of you 7's.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:20:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, I thought "rational" and I were yet to meet.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:19:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
5............51%(it was correct)
Thanks CN
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:18:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OH HERE'S the explaination, it's like being a Scorpio who is into scat:
7 - THE ENTHUSIAST
Enneagram Type Seven
The Busy, Fun-Loving Type:
Spontaneous, Versatile, Acquisitive, and Scattered
Basic Fear: Of being deprived and in pain
Basic Desire: To be satisfied and content — to have their needs fulfilled
Enneagram Seven with a Six-Wing: "The Entertainer"
Enneagram Seven with an Eight-Wing: "The Realist"
Profile Summary for the Enneagram Type Seven
Healthy: Highly responsive, excitable, enthusiastic about sensation and experience. Most extroverted type: stimuli bring immediate responses — they find everything invigorating. Lively, vivacious, eager, spontaneous, resilient, cheerful. / Easily become accomplished achievers, generalists who do many different things well: multi-talented. Practical, productive, usually prolific, cross-fertilizing areas of interest. At Their Best: Assimilate experiences in depth, making them deeply grateful and appreciative for what they have. Become awed by the simple wonders of life: joyous and ecstatic. Intimations of spiritual reality, of the boundless goodness of life.
Average: As restlessness increases, want to have more options and choices available to them. Become adventurous and "worldly wise," but less focused, constantly seeking new things and experiences: the sophisticate, connoisseur, and consumer. Money, variety, keeping up with the latest trends important. / Unable to discriminate what they really need, become hyperactive, unable to say "no" to themselves, throwing self into constant activity. Uninhibited, doing and saying whatever comes to mind: storytelling, flamboyant exaggerations, witty wise-cracking, performing. Fear being bored: in perpetual motion, but do too many things — many ideas but little follow through. / Get into conspicuous consumption and all forms of excess. Self-centered, materialistic, and greedy, never feeling that they have enough. Demanding and pushy, yet unsatisfied and jaded. Addictive, hardened, and insensitive.
Unhealthy: Desperate to quell their anxieties, can be impulsive and infantile: do not know when to stop. Addictions and excess take their toll: debauched, depraved, dissipated escapists, offensive and abusive. / In flight from self, acting out impulses rather than dealing with anxiety or frustrations: go out of control, into erratic mood swings, and compulsive actions (manias). / Finally, their energy and health is completely spent: become claustrophobic and panic-stricken. Often give up on themselves and life: deep depression and despair, self-destructive overdoses, impulsive suicide. Generally corresponds to the Manic-Depressive and Histrionic personality disorders.
Key Motivations: Want to maintain their freedom and happiness, to avoid missing out on worthwhile experiences, to keep themselves excited and occupied, to avoid and discharge pain.
Examples: John F. Kennedy, Benjamin Franklin, Leonard Bernstein, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Elizabeth Taylor, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Steven Spielberg, Federico Fellini, Richard Feynman, Timothy Leary, Robin Williams, Jim Carey, Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz, Bette Midler, Chuck Berry, Elton John, Mick Jagger, Gianni Versace, Liza Minelli, Joan Collins, Malcolm Forbes, Noel Coward, Sarah Ferguson, Larry King, Joan Rivers, Regis Philbin, Howard Stern, John Belushi, and "Auntie Mame" (Mame).
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:17:37 EST (#)
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I'm a self preservative 1.
I like to smear Sodium Benzoate all over myself.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:15:56 EST (#)
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Oh shit, hair, disregard... you are:
The Busy, Fun-Loving Type:
Spontaneous, Versatile, Acquisitive, and Scattered
Basic Fear: Of being deprived and in pain
Basic Desire: To be satisfied and content — to have their needs fulfilled
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:15:17 EST (#)
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"Did you see that? It says I'm prone to being a sociopath."
It's cool, I'm prone to derangement, explosive self-destruction, schizophrenic overtones and suicide.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:14:03 EST (#)
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Lisa- The Intense, Cerebral Type:
Perceptive, Innovative, Secretive, and Isolated
Basic Fear: Being useless, helpless, or incapable
Basic Desire: To be capable and competent
Enneagram Five with a Four-Wing: "The Iconoclast"
Enneagram Five with a Six-Wing: "The Problem Solver
Hair- The Rational, Idealistic Type:
Principled, Purposeful, Self-Controlled, and Perfectionistic
Basic Fear: Of being corrupt/evil, defective
Basic Desire: To be good, to have integrity, to be balanced
Enneagram One with a Nine-Wing: "The Idealist"
Enneagram One with a Two-Wing: "The Advocate"
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:10:10 EST (#)
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Type &, whatever that means.
Type 1 Perfectionism |||||||||||||||||| 75%
Type 2 Helpfulness |||||||||||||||| 65%
Type 3 Image Focus |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Type 4 Hypersensitivity |||||| 26%
Type 5 Detachment |||||| 26%
Type 6 Anxiety |||||||||||| 42%
Type 7 Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 85%
Type 8 Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Type 9 Calmness |||||||||||||||| 65%
I think I like sex with marine mammal or summink.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:09:20 EST (#)
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I am a type 5, self-pres, whatever that means. It contains the word "self," so it must be accurate.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:04:01 EST (#)
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And by that I mean a 9
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-23 01:03:16 EST (#)
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I am the eggman.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-23 00:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i should be a perfectionist/achiever
but im a loyalist.
this test sucks.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-23 00:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
#9
I think it's different than when I took it about 9 months ago.