i have some relly bad news (1087 hits)
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Submitted by Kelly (View user info) at 2005-02-23 06:50:21 EST
hi every1 how ru all im not so good witch is relly bad coz i have sum relly bad news 4 u all. over the last cupple of weaks or so i have bn feeling relly bad n my mom sed lol kelly y dnt u go c the doctor ill take u down n he can see wats rong with u n after that maybe u will b a happy girl again n so i sed ok that sounds relly good i wood like that ok hehe lets go n so we made a apontment n the doctor sed kelly i have sum relly bad news 4 u i think u have cancer n u will b dying lol i dunno how long u have to live n i sed ummmmm wat sort of cancer do i have doctor n he sed its the relly bad one
so every1 i wood relly like it that wen i dye u all rememba me n maybe if i dye i can live inside of u...
ow n can u all plz gafiti this pic in pubic places so every1 will remember me ok thanks
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Submitted by fuckstick (user info) at 2005-11-18 21:33:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have to give it a plus two. The doctor told her the cancer type was, "the bad one." I'm laughing my ass off as I type this.
P.S. Hobos are not doctors
Submitted by foodman (user info) at 2005-11-18 21:29:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for 'hizzy.jpg'.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-18 21:17:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i miss you my love, wherefore art thou?
Submitted by Recalcitrant (user info) at 2005-11-18 21:07:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I did get the Gibberish reference, and cracked up for 10 seconds when I scrolled down to see her "swan song" of sorts.
Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2005-08-27 03:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I AM SHOCKED THAT ANYONE MISSED THE GIBBERISH REFERENCE
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 02:19:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
r u ded?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
that guy in the pic down on all fours has the biggest dick i have ever seen.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
best posts on site
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-05-05 11:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Uberdirectory linkwhore
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65636
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-05 11:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHERE ARE YOU MY LOVE PLEASE COME BACK TO ME
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 11:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i wux n luv wth kellie
Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-04-01 20:02:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, don't stop writing. We all know you're not really an alter. Arlen James just hacked your account and forgot to log out! Or something. That stuff happens from time to time. How's the cancer going?
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2005-03-31 09:37:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Soon I will kill you.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-31 08:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wat sort of cancer do i have doctor n he sed its the relly bad one
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Ha ha ha... please don;t go kelly, I'll miss you.
Submitted by ArlenJames (user info) at 2005-02-23 15:51:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
umm ok wtf u guys r so mean 2 me i sed im dyin n ur all like lol umm cool good news well u no wat ITS BAD NEWS so u shood all go n get a life loosers
Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-02-23 11:13:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
U r knot wirth redding.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-23 11:05:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I had a bad night.
I woke up wanting to kill something.
Now I know what...
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-23 10:51:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
and by "funny" i meant garbage.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-23 10:46:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
funny.
Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-02-23 10:39:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
all i read were the words 'sick', 'cancer', and 'remember me'.
And then I smiled.
+2 for finally leaving.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-02-23 10:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What, the anti-Gibberish?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-23 10:15:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't even read these.
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-02-23 10:13:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HABEEB?
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-23 09:58:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
+1 for the originality
Submitted by Adona (user info) at 2005-02-23 09:52:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus has heard me.
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2005-02-23 09:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hi every1 < didnt get further then that you fucktard.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-02-23 08:54:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I am dumber for having read this
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-02-23 08:34:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Quite possibly the best news I have had all day.
If this is an alter... thank god.
If you're real, well done. You've been successfully removed from the gene pool.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-02-23 08:30:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
so wy don u liek stfu and -2die beech
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-23 08:28:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I have some bad news...
Rock & Roll is dead and Pop is in!
Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2005-02-23 08:26:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the picture.
Submitted by InsoManiac (user info) at 2005-02-23 08:19:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Do you really write like that, or is this a joke? Jesus.
Oh yeah, sorry youre dying. Thats a drag.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-23 07:23:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 made me smile.
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-02-23 07:14:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YIPPIE! This is the best news I've heard EVAR!
-2 DIE!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-23 07:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
LOLOCAUST!
blatant rip off this post.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/46280
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-02-23 07:08:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
such a waste...
Wait! Are you a donor?
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-02-23 07:06:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sun needs more FUSION FUSION FUSION - Free Habeeb!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-23 06:59:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lollerblades.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-02-23 06:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"bad news 4 u i think u have cancer n u will b dying lol "
lol
Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2005-02-23 06:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What are you talking about!!!
Bad news?! I thought this was GREAT news!
Maybe, if we're lucky... you'll die soon.. like... today or something.