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Seeking Profesional Help (550 hits)

Category: General

Rating: -0.22 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by The Mad Hatter (View user info) at 2005-02-23 11:28:37 EST


My wife sucks at blowjobs.
She does.
She won't let me blow it her mouth.
There is no tongue flicks.
No humming.
Don't get me wrong, it does still feel good when she gobs my knob.
WHEN she does (and let me tell you it is only when
She is really drunk and I shove just it in her mouth).
So enough is enough.
I thought about calling an ex-girlfriend that could suck a golf-ball through a garden hose,
But that would feel too much like cheating.
So I call a professional.
I did a little research and fond that the average price for said service is usually between $30-$160 per hour of pleasure. (I also checked to see if my insurance would cover this type of therapy. The woman on the phone didn't seem to impressed!)
So I pick this little blonde with nice tits for 50 bones ad I go to the "massage room".
Now, I had never been serviced before by a pro so I figure that she s there to do what I tell her to.
I am the one forking out lot and giving her a payload.
So I tell her to tae of the thin little skirt she's got on and to play with her nipples, which she happily does. They were great tits! Well I'm getting a semi now so I figure that this is the best time to use Fat Tony's advice and give her a 20 and tell her to do a "job". (Fucking A thank you Tony!)
Wow
Wow
Wow
The slurping, the humming, her telling me that I have a big dick, her playing with her clit while licking my head like a lollipop.
Wow
So she has my cock the so engorged that it is turning purple,
Along with the moaning was just too much.
I exploded in her mouth, more cum than I have ever let loose, and she kept on sucking.
There's nothing quite like a beautiful girl with your cum dribbling down her chin onto nice big titties.
I think I'm going to need professional help weekly.


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User Reviews


Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-04-01 15:24:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

causeican

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-28 06:07:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck off

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-24 08:02:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hansen? Is that you?

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-02-23 12:44:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Take your wife next time,she may get the message.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-23 12:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

so you're into whore now?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-23 12:26:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I feel sorry for you. Have a +2.

Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-02-23 11:48:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AWESOME!!!

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-23 11:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm surprised Apollo let you do that to him on the first visit ?

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-23 11:36:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Sad, sad man.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-23 11:32:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

<ejaculates>

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-02-23 11:31:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Riiiggghhhhht. I'm rolling my eyes when I say that.


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