The best break up ever - physco edition (767 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.05 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by The Mad Hatter (View user info) at 2005-02-23 12:51:53 EST
So there was this girl that I was dating for about 6 months and no matter what I tried, she did not understand that I did not like her.
I tried telling her that I had an other girl - didn't matter.
I tried telling her that I wasn't ready for a relationship - she said let's take it slow then.
(These two were it the same week!)
I tried telling her that AI had too much going on between school and working two jobs - she told me that see would cook and clean so I didn't have to worry about such mundane things.
Well after that started to get mean.
I would leave used condoms (not with her mind you) around my flat - she never even asked.
I would borrow money off of her even though she new I had cash in my apartment - she never asked for it back.
I told her that I didn't like her leaving her shit in my place - she got a travel toothbrush.
All in all she was a perfect girlfriend but I just didn't like her... too need and small tits.
So I told her that it was over don't call don't come over just stop.
Well that lasted for about A DAY.
She would cry and cry and even though I and quite the asshole, there is something about a crying woman.... I now a candy ass.
So I let her up.
Well she starts begging me to try once more. Now I really don't like this bitch and she just doesn't get it so I figure how far CAN I go.
Well I give her a hug
Then I move my head with in kissing distance and she dives in.
So I start feeling her tits.
She starts too moan so I know she's into to it.
Well then I get a little ruff and tear her shirt off buttons and all.
This makes her get all excited and she starts sucking my neck.
So I rip off her skirt And wen I say rip, I mean rip right down the zipper.
(Fucking whore isn't wearing panties)
Well this gets her all juicy so she tries to do the same to my clothes - which of course does not work out so I take off my pants and she's all over my cock.
Now normally, I would reciprocate, but I have been trying to break up with this bitch for way to long so I don't.
Instead, I put her on all fours a SHOVE it home.
The little owe she says is only a prelude pain.
So in and out I go until I go a little two far out and in the other hole.
Well like most bitches she don't like it that that hole and she tries to pull away.
That's when I grab a hand full of hair and ride that bucking bitch!
SHE STARTS SCREAMING which just makes this so much more exciting for me!
So I pull out flip her over pin her down with my knees and cum all over her face and wipe my shit dick with her hair.
She's freaking at the point I get off.
She starts trying to punch me a kick me and calling all types of names.
I throw her shredded clothes and tell her to get the fuck out.
Well she does what she can with the "clothes" cusses me a feel more times and leaves.
Well later that night she calls me AND APPOLIGISES!!!
and asks if she can come over!?!
So I say that I'm really not happy with her and I don't want to see her.
Well she comes over anyway.
So I do it all over again (except ripping her clothes, I did feel a little bad about that as it was a nice outfit)
Well again she calls me every name she can.
I laugh.
She calls me a sick fuck
I tell her that she's the one that came back for more!
She leaves
And calls me
Again.
This happened like 12 times.
Fucking bitches man, fucking bitches.
This was the best break up ever!
User Reviews
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-23 21:04:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Poorly written.
Poorly fabricated.
-2.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-23 21:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow your a piece of shit.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-23 21:00:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
<ejaculates>
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-23 20:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-23 19:33:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
1) The writing is pure, unadulterated shit.
2) You are a complete cunt if you behave like that.
Have a nice evening.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-23 12:55:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2006-01-23 20:42:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I never did a pay back -2, til now
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-23 19:38:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually, scrap that.
Have a fucking awful evening where someone sticks something large and prickly up your rectal passage repeatedly, before tending the cuts with iodine and then slinging your whimpering body in a saltwater bath.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-23 19:33:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1) The writing is pure, unadulterated shit.
2) You are a complete cunt if you behave like that.
Have a nice evening.
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-02-23 19:31:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by KillWomen (user info) at 2005-02-23 15:17:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-02-23 13:35:12 (#)
Ranking: 1
It gave me wood. Sorry.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-23 19:20:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Pictures next time asshole
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-02-23 19:04:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I knew this guy.
Who never wrote stories in paragraphs.
People hated that, and flamed him for it.
Notice that when you write things like this, you waist space?
Do I need to keep going.
I could.
But I won't.
_____
Straining English peeners
knock mightily at back door
she gotta have it
Submitted by KillWomen (user info) at 2005-02-23 15:17:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-02-23 13:35:12 (#)
Ranking: 1
It gave me wood. Sorry.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-23 15:14:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-02-23 14:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was pure crap.
Submitted by epiphany (user info) at 2005-02-23 14:14:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should make her give you spelling and grammar lessons.
Think of this story reversed, girl with massive 13'' dildo, and thats how this really happened.
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-02-23 13:35:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It gave me wood. Sorry.
Submitted by tidalfae (user info) at 2005-02-23 13:34:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
so... your story starts out sounding like you are a pussy and ends up with you being a sick asshole.
Submitted by bassment (user info) at 2005-02-23 13:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Next time try to shoot it in her eyes. Blind the bitch.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-02-23 13:07:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
-1 for grammar
+1 because I think I know her
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-02-23 13:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I knew this guy.
Who never wrote stories in paragraphs.
People hated that, and flamed him for it.
Notice that when you write things like this, you waist space?
Do I need to keep going.
I could.
But I won't.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-23 13:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i've been there...
eventually you will feel bad about how this girl is clearly not mentally stabled.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-23 12:57:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Any whore that desperate probably just gave you herpes
Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-02-23 12:56:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Not a pleasure to read.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-23 12:55:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?