The Nature of the Macabre (485 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.4 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by THE MASKED MACABRE <themaskedmacabre.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-23 14:10:49 EST
THOSE WHO WANT TO JOIN ME...
PARTAKE IN THE SACRAMENT OF YOUR SO CALLED LORD.
WHEN YOU EAT OF HIS BODY AND DRINK HIS BLOOD
YOU MUST THEN GIVE YOURSELF TO ME,
AND CURSE YOUR LORD'S NAME IN VAIN
AS I LITERALLY EAT *YOU* ALIVE!
THIS RITUAL WILL RELEASE YOUR SOUL FROM THE PRISON OF YOUR GUILTY CONSCIENCE
TO SET YOU FREE INTO ANARCHY...
THE DECADENT NATURE THAT IS THE MACABRE,
WHERE THE FOOLISH CONCEPTS OF RIGHT OR WRONG DISINTEGRATE,
BUT THE DOG EAT DOG WORLD STILL REMAINS!
CONSUME OR BE CONSUMED BY YOUR FELLOW HUMANS.
ACT UPON YOUR URGES THE INSTANT THEY REVEAL THEMSELVES,
FOR THE NATURE OF THE MACABRE GUIDES YOU.
YE WHO HAVE LITTLE FAITH WILL BE CONSUMED BY THE DARKENESS INSTEAD.
IF YOU CHOOSE TO MEDITATE UPON A THOUGHT
YOU WILL SLIP INTO THE BLACK POCKET...
INTO THE INFINITE PUZZLE OF A SINGLE QUESTION.
THE FURTHER YOU ANALYZE
THE MORE YOUR MIND BREAKS APART
FALLING LIKE SANDS OF TIME THROUGH THE CUP OF YOUR TREMBLING HANDS
TO BE SWALLOWED BY THE TIDE
AND CAST INTO THE NEVERENDING HORIZON OF THE SHORELESS SEA,
FOREVER LOST
IN THE GARGANTUAN EMPTY,
FOREVER BURDENED
BY DARKNESS'S DENSITY
PREPARE FOR THE SACRIFICE!
User Reviews
Submitted by ETS (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:05:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I am crossing into the Macabre, cause this is pretty funny.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-02-23 17:55:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
.... pretty lame, yo. not worth the effort it would take to -2.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-23 15:35:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
One must eat the other
who runs free before him
put him right into his mouth.
Perry Farrel said it better and waaaay earlier. And surprisingly, somehow, less gay.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-23 14:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Still waiting for this big ass payoff...
Still...
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-23 14:54:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
LAME.
Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2005-02-23 14:44:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
BLAH BLAH BLAH
BLAH BLAH BLAH SOMETHING ABOUT DARKNESS AND BEING A FAG
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH I WILL EAT POOP OUT OF MY BOYFRIEND'S ASS
BLAH BLAH
I SUCK
That pretty much sums it up.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-02-23 14:33:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go eat a big bowl of dick. Then drink a tall glass of rectum. You think you're so dark and macabre. Go macabrate your ass.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-23 14:32:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-23 14:31:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm growing quite weary of your inane ranting on and on about nothing.
in caps no less.
just shut up and and eat someone already and get it over with. bitchfist.
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!
I like this fudgy bastard!
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-23 14:31:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm growing quite weary of your inane ranting on and on about nothing.
in caps no less.
just shut up and and eat someone already and get it over with. bitchfist.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-23 14:30:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"PORK SWORD"
I like that phrase.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-23 14:22:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2005-02-23 14:13:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
The library called, they said you suck
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why do i laugh so hard? thank you sword.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-23 14:19:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Suck my balls, fucko.
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2005-02-23 14:13:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The library called, they said you suck