Semi-Ghetto Poetry for Bart and Urbane Mischief (735 hits)
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Submitted by L.G. <el2tha.g.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-23 14:49:18 EST
I'm bored off my ass more than usual at work today. Somehow it isn't evident to my boss that the work she wants me to do is already being done by somebody else. Oh well, more play time for me. I decided to cure my boredom by writing two tribute "poems" today. I've got some more in the works. There will be a tribute to Sideburns, Fat Tony, Schlongy, Munkeypants, Lojope, and many more poeple here who have entertained me. If you want a special poem for you just email me el2tha.g.at.gmail.com and i'll be sure to try to make it funny, or at least mildly entertaining.
For Bart:
One day I was chillin' at work wastin' some time
Was bored as shit so I was playin' online
I was pissed to find out all my good sites were blocked
Almost resorted to taking a break to play with my cock
Even got out the picture of my best friend's mom
But then I decided to type www.boredatwork.com
I read some funny shit, them people could write
Then I saw the link to this place called Ubersite
What I found was a whole bunch of laughs
Rape, porn, comedy, people showin they ass
From that day on I was hooked on that shit
Now I've even resorted to whorin' for hits
So to Bart, this is a dedication
You gave me something to do besides masturbation
I'd call you ma nigga, but that wouldn't be right
Call you my wigga, cuz you not black you white
Before I'm out this bitch, lemme say one thing please
I think it's about time, for you to unban Habeeb
For Urbane Mischief:
I don't know you much, can't say that we're close
But damn I'm glad we got matched on electrictoothsyndrome's post
Thought it was funny, wanted to see what you'd say
Sent you an email, you didn't reply. That was ghey.
Then I got an email, saying you could still kick my ass
We talked for a few minutes, I had some good laughs
I saw some pics of your front and your back
All I could say was "DAMN, that girl is stacked."
I don't see beauty like that too often
Too bad I'm in Cali, and you're all the way in Boston
But it was nice to meet you and I hope we still talk
Maybe if I ever see you in person I can give you some caulk
We'd have to wrassle first, to see if you'd take me
Just hope you're not a guy, waitin' to rape me
If u ever need entertainment, or a sex toy
Even if you just wanna talk, don't wait, holla at ya boy!
User Reviews
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-24 18:11:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah, um, that wasn't a real address in that story, just so you know. Carry on.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-02-24 02:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bROTHER ,THATS WORTH A PLUS 2 FOR JUST BEIN ABLE TO PUT IT TO GETHER.
And btw you are the only one that has the sight man.spot on!
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-02-24 00:02:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-02-23 19:36:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well there ya go.
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-02-23 17:14:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-23 17:02:28 (#)
Ranking: 1
are you the LG from that Coolio song?
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sure, why not?
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-23 17:02:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
are you the LG from that Coolio song?
Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2005-02-23 16:54:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn I thought they were funny
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-02-23 16:03:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-02-23 15:54:44 (#)
Ranking: 1
because it was a poem for me +1
not +2 because i'm not a fucking dude
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hey i never said you were, just that i was hoping u weren't
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-02-23 15:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
because it was a poem for me +1
not +2 because i'm not a fucking dude
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-02-23 15:15:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-02-23 14:54:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 WOO!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-23 14:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!