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Photoshop Competition #6 - Voting Page (3004 hits)

Category: None

Rating: 1.3 on 59 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Herpes (View user info) at 2005-02-23 18:02:38 EST


Thanks again to Seb for tallying up the votes on the last competition and starting this one up while I was away. Adam, my paypal information is not completely verified so you'll have to wait a couple of days.

Less entries this time around, but that still didn't stop the funny. I blame the picture (only because a lot of people said the picture sucked). If you find a picture that you would like to see these people photoshop, be sure to leave a link or drop it in an e-mail to me. The next one is going to be a picture someone sent me, and hopefully you all like it better than the last two.

Since there are fewer entries, pick your favorite 2. This picture was hard to work with (that's why my entry is pretty crappy), but some people did some amazing things. Again, I don't have too much time today, so I didn't make one long picture. The descriptions should be self-explanatory. Pick the best. Pick the worst.



Once again, there were 2 people who didn't link to the original post, but their efforts stood out enough for me to remember, so I included them anyways.


FelizJbirth - http://www.ubersite.com/m/60101 - Abbey Road Album Cover
BigMike - http://www.ubersite.com/m/60121 - Jose Canseco's physician.
JinkyWilliams - http://www.ubersite.com/m/60356 - The tiger is sick.
Nastukau - http://www.ubersite.com/m/60145 - Athlete Protest.
PMJ - http://www.ubersite.com/m/60226 - Medieval Track Geek.
Williamson - http://www.ubersite.com/m/60248 - Pax Romana.
DeathJester - http://www.ubersite.com/m/60268 - #18 (NSFW).
Herpes - http://www.ubersite.com/m/60276 - Should I stay or should I go?
MichaelJackson - http://www.ubersite.com/m/60274 - Danglebaby.
GlamDaddy - http://www.ubersite.com/m/60310 - Da G is for Gold.
zakalwe - http://www.ubersite.com/m/60334 - Paintshop Variety Pack.
pen_name - http://www.ubersite.com/m/60344 - Diarrea!
Rad - http://www.ubersite.com/m/60322 - This really sucks.
Adam - http://www.ubersite.com/m/60377 - Finish the Domo.
RandomJose - http://www.ubersite.com/m/60419 - Giddyap midget.
phuzzygish - http://www.ubersite.com/m/60281 - Artistic Anal.
lucid - http://www.ubersite.com/m/60328 - Wolf chasing woman.




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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:37:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Winner.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-05 04:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

prize

Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-23 00:13:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-02-25 18:41:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

please do concider this photo for a future competition...

http://stuff.ubersite.com/110935871876923911/1/I%20rock.jpg

good times

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 10:44:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

and it just showed up now?

Thats weird

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-25 10:42:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

2 or 3 days ago...

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 10:35:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I suppose you put that message up there?

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-02-25 09:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Best: Glam_daddy

Worst: They were all pretty good this time around.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 09:41:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You do know I'm just going to use my messages to spread vicious lies about other users

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 09:40:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I am impatient


Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-25 09:35:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The first line explains it adam. Re-read that line over and over and...

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 09:29:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ahem

So when do I get my Uberboard messages?

Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-02-25 02:16:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Best: Herpes
Worst: Rad

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-25 02:08:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-25 01:51:32 (#)
Ranking: 0

Saturday mornings when I post the new picture.
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Make it good this time bitch.

Fuck! I just called the vote-counter a bitch.

I'll pretend like it's too late to just delete that i wrote that and post this reply anyway.

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-25 01:51:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Saturday mornings when I post the new picture.

Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-02-24 19:51:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hey herpes when is voting over?

Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-02-24 19:32:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm going to be pretentious and vote myself as best.
Who cares who is worst, as long as it isn't me.

Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-02-24 18:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ranking: 2

Dear Glamdaddy,

It's on like donkey kong bitch.

Yours, Williamson
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LOL missed that somehow. Yes once again it will be close. Dont make me regret voting for you.

paz

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-24 13:47:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

FelizJbirth, williamson

Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-02-24 13:37:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I think the competition page should be re-posted with my entry included because i have a 1.97/34.

CONSPIRACY!

Submitted by ETS (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:43:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I am gonna vote for the ones that amuse me from now on. That's my new photoshop voting criteria. This week's starting pic was crap though. I will stop bothering if they don't improve.



GlamDaddy
MichaelJackson

Honorable mention: pen_name

Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

WILLIAMSON

Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:38:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Best: MrTrottenReats and Williamson

Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:35:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

And it takes about 30 seconds to turn any human face into that of a troglodyte, orc or other fiendish creature. Even less if it's a picture of me! Just to get you excited about the sweetness that is Photoshop. It's the only Adobe product (well, apart from the Acrobat reader) that seems to be, at least partly, "user-friendly". So if you've tried using Adobe After Effects or something and got lost, I wouldn't worry about it with Photoshop.







Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:25:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll come back and vote when I have time, but I'd just like to ask a noob question about Photoshop, seeing as I don't even own it yet (hopefully will by the time the next competition is up): How hard is it to reverse things? Like the post with the one leg turned around, there's others with various things flipped, and that doesn't seem possible being a one sided picture. How hard is that to do?


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This is extreemly easy to do and there are different ways to do it. But the answer is yest it is easy and takes only a few seconds.

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:04:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

random Jose best.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:04:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I could send you a copy.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:04:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Herpes, could you use my pic for the next competition? The big gay rennissance baldy?

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-24 08:16:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll vote for williamson

Hey where's my fucking prize at!
Email me at lintona1.at.comcast.net

Oh and go to worth1000 they always have contests for the begginers which utilize some good blanks (right side half way down)

Hopefully we can get more variety

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-02-24 04:28:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I mean both best: Adam and GlamDaddy

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-02-24 04:28:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Adam and Glam Daddy

Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2005-02-24 03:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Best: MichaelJackson

Worst: Rad (in a good way! I love your entries!)

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-24 03:03:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Best- Williamson

Worst - Rad. For the simple reason he had a good fucking concept and ruined it by not bothering to learn how to use photoshop. Strongbad: "It's like you really just don't care, The cheat"

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-24 02:43:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

me me me me me!!! No. Actually, the I, Robot pic rocked the party that rocked the party. Mr Rotten Treats gets my vote.

And Shizae - It's very simple. Just Apple+T, or Control+T for PC, and it goes to transform. then right click or ctrl click and pick flip horizontal. You can also do it in the menu bar on the top too. Lemme know when you've got 'Shop, and I'll help learn ya, if you want?

Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2005-02-23 23:23:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll come back and vote when I have time, but I'd just like to ask a noob question about Photoshop, seeing as I don't even own it yet (hopefully will by the time the next competition is up): How hard is it to reverse things? Like the post with the one leg turned around, there's others with various things flipped, and that doesn't seem possible being a one sided picture. How hard is that to do?

Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-23 22:12:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Best: GlamDaddy and Williamson
Worst: DeathJester (sorry, had to pick someone other than myself)







Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-02-23 22:05:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Best: pen_name,GlamDaddy



Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-02-23 22:03:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

nnooooo you missed mine :(:(:(:(

Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-02-23 21:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Best-phuzzygish

all the others sucked really bad

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-23 21:34:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/60342 -- you missed this one... and i'd say it's a tie between this one and glam daddy's...

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-23 21:04:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Holy shit I can't believe I forgot MrRottenTreats' "I,Robot" picture.

Man I suck.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:49:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dear Glamdaddy,

It's on like donkey kong bitch.

Yours, Williamson

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:47:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Best: Williamson, Michael Jackson

Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:26:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

RAWRG ALL THE WAY. RAWRG ALL THE WAY.

Actually, it would be:

Glam_Daddy, Williamson

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Glam_Daddy, by FAR

Submitted by DarKain53 (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:15:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Best: FelizJBirth, GlamDaddy
Worst: DeathJester

Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:02:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Best - GlamDaddy, Williamson

Worst - Rad

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-23 19:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Best - Rad

Worst - RandomJoes

Submitted by will72 (user info) at 2005-02-23 19:19:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

williamson by far

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-23 19:12:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

MrRottenTreats...All the way!



Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-23 19:10:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love these.

Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-02-23 18:49:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Best: Williamson, Pen_name
Worst: DeathJester

Submitted by rock_music (user info) at 2005-02-23 18:27:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

best: glam_daddy

Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-02-23 18:26:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Best = Williamson


Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-23 18:23:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Apologies for the shit picture. I had so many ideas for it, but I didn't have time to actually work on it.

I'm sure the next one will be a lot better.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-23 18:14:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

best: pen_name

Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-02-23 18:11:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Best:

Glam_Daddy
Williamson

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Worst:

Rad

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-23 18:07:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

best: RandomJose - http://www.ubersite.com/m/60419 - Giddyap midget.

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-23 18:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Best: GlamDaddy, Jose.
Worst: Herpes.


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