Shlongy's Latest Quiz: "Name That Uber Poster" (NSFW) (2980 hits)
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Submitted by Anti-Shlongy (View user info) at 2005-02-23 19:52:36 EST
Welcome to another exciting edition of...."Name That Uber Poster"!
For those that have just joined us, here's how we play.
Shlongy posts a picture, sent to him by an anonymous Uberite.
YOU guess who it is and if you are correct, you earn the chance to win valuable cash and prizes from Shlongy's Prize vault (insert cheap joke here).
It's always fun...almost always exciting...and sure to cause major headaches for the Uberdummy who trusted Shlongy with the pic!
But it's all in good fun....right?
So if you're ready...let's play..."Name That Uber poster"!!!
Tonight's clues:
- This Ubergenius first came on the scene within the last 12 months.
- She doesn't post much with any actual content but knows how to "rake in the hits".
- She can start a catfight by posting about pretty much anything!
- Typos? Who gives a fuck.
- She is....
I hope this picture doesn't give away too much info!
Alright...who's ready to play...."Name That Uber Poster"???
Step right up...don't be shy.
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-22 18:54:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no soapy tits?
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-27 22:12:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-14 18:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who's the poster who got slammed in a rip battle? Shlongy
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2005-04-04 08:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 17:20:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 17:06:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it from "Aliens"?
yup
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 12:56:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Good job
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-27 12:05:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah...I remember you.
You're that pimple faced, fatass teenager with limited IQ that keeps trying to send me e-mail pictures of your puss-infested vagina.
What do you want now?
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-02-27 10:39:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
REMEMBER ME FUCKO!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-26 16:03:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We have a winner! Yes, we have a winner, ladies and gentlemen.
Unfortunately, because of privacy issues, I cannot divulge WHO the winner is...or who the tatas belong to.
But you will be contacted, via e-mail and awarded your prize...an autograph 8" x 10" of Shlongy and a sleeve of Titleist Golf Balls..
Two runner-ups will be receiving a consolation prize..."Lee Press On Nails".
Congratulations , and thanks for playing..."Name That Uber Poster"!
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-25 23:24:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nobody seems to have got it.
Tell us who it is?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-24 20:56:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-24 20:56:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She wants you to dust and vacumn.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-24 20:51:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-24 18:36:05 (#)
Ranking: 1
From what I know of you, you have absolutely no fucking chance with this broad. So just continue to use her image as monkey-spank material.
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By the way, before you leave, know that I french kissed the bitch already and that when she comes back from St-Martin, she wants me to go to her house.
I win.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-24 20:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=110929256885730291#1169513
Right back at ya, slick.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-24 20:39:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=110929256885730291#1169513
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-24 20:34:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
One "n", please.
Submitted by Butler (user info) at 2005-02-24 19:01:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, Kristy Swann got implants!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-24 18:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:00:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think apollo just "reviewed" in the wrong post.
That big head of his is only half full of brains. """
i was addressing whatthehell so wind your neck in stumpy.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-02-24 18:32:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought it was me until I saw the nail polish.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-24 18:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-02-24 13:19:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
SUCK
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Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-02-24 13:19:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU
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Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-02-24 13:19:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Hmm, a clue perhaps?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:13:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Me think's CLAIRE1 wants to suck you!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Those are some big nipples.
I was going to say Manda for all the criteria, but not for the titties.
Fuck it, first thought was Manda, that's my guess.
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:33:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No fucking idea.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:16:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It is Mrs. Shlongy...
Don't lie, you know how we hate liars
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:08:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mr. Shlongy, did you get my email?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-24 13:58:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
is it my mom?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-24 13:27:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
email at nolan.at.baseballwriter.net.
Can't give it out over the airwaves...has my real name in it.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-24 13:23:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What's your yahoo IM id?
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-02-24 13:19:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
SUCK
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-02-24 13:19:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-02-24 13:19:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-02-24 13:18:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i dont know who it is, but i love her.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-24 13:00:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's that Manda person.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
(Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Bob, ya goddamn party pooper. Don't ruin the game).
IT'S NOT BOB!!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
They're mine!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:00:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think apollo just "reviewed" in the wrong post.
That big head of his is only half full of brains.
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:00:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks dickwad, their goes my chance of rubbing one off today.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-02-24 11:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lolz
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-24 11:54:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Apollo ??
Are you RETARDED, or drunk today?
That was a nice reply below... other than NOT being written in fucking CRAYON, it looks like a 4 year old composed it.
Pip-pip, and cheerio, ya english cunt!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-24 11:50:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
listen cumbucket i keep trying to tell you, no matter how hard you wish, and hold that lucky penny in your sweaty ham like fist while cklicking your pretty red shoes you will never be me.
<fin>
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-24 11:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's a great guess, Fartman...I can't give away the answer...yet.
But stay tuned!
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-02-24 11:47:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Queen Ashlee?
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-24 11:42:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60504
Hehehhehheehe, I had to do it man.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-24 11:41:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You must be an "outdoorman" because you sure enjoy camping.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-24 11:28:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't tell you , yet. But thanks for the fair rating, for once.
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-24 11:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH LOOK.... the 2 homos are "bonding"
Isn't that special!
(and here's the +2 Mr. Keebler, so fess up)
And APOLLO ?
YOU my large headed,balding,flabby retarded brit, can suck my American balls.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-24 11:10:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes...and the "because of stupidity" fits like a glove.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-24 11:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:21:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by alwaysoutnumbered (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:19:05 (#)
Ranking: 1
i wonder what her titties typed out when she slammed them down on the keyboard.
No worries, Johnny...I have the answer to your query right here.
"ajklalwefweglLBGeflEFLASHHLDUidhdawefhdl;ejio47"
Could it have been anything other than that?
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Bwahahahaha.... +2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-24 11:03:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you do know that soul-fly is whatthehell but lost his account because of stupidity right?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-24 11:03:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Break out with some +2's if you want an answer.
Also, your headache would probably cease once you yank your head form your ass.
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:56:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
JUST TELL US WHO'S FUNBAGS THEY ARE WILL YA ?
I don't feel like arguing with you today, I have a headache.
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:55:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And you are a Keebler Elf with delusions of grandeur, AND a big nose.
So what's THAT got to do with price of eggs in China ?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:31:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shut the fuck up, you retard.
Point out ONE of your posts that offers the quality of this one.
nudity...comedy...mystery...prizes. What's missing?
You're a drooling fucking idiot.
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:23:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lord knows I like tits... (not these though, sorry)
BUT... THIS post is just fucking stupid, get back to your tree house and bake some cookies little man.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-24 09:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This contest is still open!
Imagine that....apollo giving out a minus to titties.
Shocking stuff!
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-02-24 07:35:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Someone who paints their nails, and probably hasn't had kids.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-24 06:09:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-02-23 23:01:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
So, are those attractive? Seriously. ""
nope
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-24 05:36:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i iikey those
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2005-02-23 23:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Tits McGee
Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-02-23 23:30:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Manicmother? Let me guess, you bought her those to help the two of you make up.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-23 23:17:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, that's not me.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-23 23:10:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
circe.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-02-23 23:01:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So, are those attractive? Seriously.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-02-23 22:56:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is not clever. IT IS GAY. Ok? I don't use that descriptor much. But this is simply, wholly gay.
especially:
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No worries, Johnny...I have the answer to your query right here.
"ajklalwefweglLBGeflEFLASHHLDUidhdawefhdl;ejio47"
Could it have been anything other than that?
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-02-23 22:50:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What up, Shlongy?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-23 22:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Prolly someone no one has ever heard of....
I predict "random google image #456"
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-23 22:37:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it chicken ass licking cock sucker?
How about retarded butt fingering rim job man?
I'm so close I could taste it.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-23 22:02:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well whoever she is, she has great nails!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-23 21:55:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
It is NOT bart!
Submitted by Dustbrother (user info) at 2005-02-23 21:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
desperate loser
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-23 21:38:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bart
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-23 21:07:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i guess cookie.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-23 21:03:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No idea, but I'd like to get boobie trapped in those boobies.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-23 21:03:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shhhhhhhhhhhh.
No one likes a liar.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:58:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's not me people!
Submitted by Sherman (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:50:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlong, my guess was wrong. (Hey, that rhymed...)
Tis a mystery to me.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:38:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Chris Evans?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:31:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just saw a tumbleweed blow through this web site.
It's dried up here faster than Toby's touchhole.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:21:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Manda...I have Yahoo IM.
e-mail me at nolan.at.baseballwriter.net and I'll give you the info.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:21:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish my secretary typed like that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:21:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by alwaysoutnumbered (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:19:05 (#)
Ranking: 1
i wonder what her titties typed out when she slammed them down on the keyboard.
No worries, Johnny...I have the answer to your query right here.
"ajklalwefweglLBGeflEFLASHHLDUidhdawefhdl;ejio47"
Could it have been anything other than that?
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:20:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, Shlongy?
Do you have AIM?
I hafta tell you something.
Manders1709.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
...in honor of the new tiebreaking method. I don't think I'm right anyway.
Submitted by alwaysoutnumbered (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:19:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i wonder what her titties typed out when she slammed them down on the keyboard.
Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:17:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CAROL RICHARDS!!!!!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Munkeypants.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:15:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Munkeypants.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:14:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Come on rawrg...don't be shy.
This Uber broad would be happy to know that you pick her humongous mammaries out on a game show quiz!
Aren't we having fun???!!!
We sure are!
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:12:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know who it is, but I'm not saying...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:09:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Tigerlilly?
No reason behind me saying this, just a guess. Plus 1 for random worhtless poll!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:06:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Kids...don't forget who you voted for!
I'll post the correct answer within 24 hours, unless the "mystery Uber poster" comes up with the proper amount of cash I requested.
But that will be tough!
Play on!!!
(Disclaimer: In case of a tie, the winner will be chosen based on his/her rating for this post. If we are still tied at that juncture, we will break the tie by going back to previous Shlongy posts, in chronological order, verify the ratings on THOSE posts by all involved in the tie, et. al, until one winner has been determined.)
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There's no way that's really Manda unless she traded her webcam in for the non-suck version since the last picture.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:04:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I need a nap.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap. How did you know I have an oral fixation?
Damn, I wish my nails were as long they are in that picture. Alas, my anal fixation will not allow such beautiful lengths.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:03:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Circe?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I win.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:00:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BAIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK!
"Mom" is incorrect!
Try again!
MandaPanda....shhhhhhhhh...the game just started. I have 30 minutes of airtime to fill. Pipe down, honey. Here...suck on my weiner for a few minutes. That oughta keep you quiet temporarily.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-23 19:58:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Munkeypants?
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-23 19:57:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO POST THAT PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You jerk!
Probably a lot, too.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-23 19:56:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BAAAIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGNNNNNNNNNK.
Fat Tony is INcorrect.
Sorry, chief...you have only 2 guesses remaining.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-23 19:55:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mom?!
No, but really. Circe?
Fat tony? Please tell me it's fat tony
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2005-02-23 19:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MANDA!!!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-23 19:54:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That gayass MandaPanda bullshit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-23 19:53:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Remember, this is only a quiz. No wagering.
OK, now who's ready to take the first stab at this?!