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My Paintings Gallery (1143 hits)

Category: Graphics
Labels: ETS_Artwork

Rating: 1.9 on 47 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-02-24 00:46:14 EST


Here are some paintings I've done. Most were done out of boredom. A couple were done under the influence of various substances.

I had seen where GLALL and CookieLass, to name a couple, had posted live art, so I thought I'd jump on the bandwagon...

I don't consider myself a fine artist by any means, but I do consider painting extremely soothing and fun.

More people should do it - maybe then the world would be a better place...

But then I remember that Hitler was a painter, so probably not.

Kinda makes you wonder what Bob Ross would have done with an army of his own.

Maybe he would have suceeded where Hitler failed, and taken over the world with his 'happy trees'.




PS: I thought I'd piss you all off by scrolling it to the side too... Have fun with that! :D

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Submitted by mysterious.adventure (user info) at 2005-05-31 21:09:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-24 17:37:10 (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, I don't know if anyone noticed, but if you look at "Feverish Moment" upside down, it's the face of an evil Stimpy from 'Ren and Stimpy'.
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And "Tear Open The Massive Dark" is pulsing... is it a pyramid with the top cut off, or an open box - my eyes can't decide...

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-03-08 01:09:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

whoa, hadn't seen this before. Gives me a tripped-out, fuzzy feeling. Odd blend of colors, but yet I really like them all, especially the night-time piece.

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-02-25 10:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"A Vision of Conception" Would be my favourite.

Hope you well and groovy mister man.

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-02-24 23:26:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-02-24 06:13:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

they're crap.

but have a +2 for effort.
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Pretty much. I don't like 'em, they look like grade 8 art class.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-24 17:37:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, I don't know if anyone noticed, but if you look at "Feverish Moment" upside down, it's the face of an evil Stimpy from 'Ren and Stimpy'.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-24 17:33:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:46:18 (#)
Ranking: 2

Very cool. Much better than my finger paintings.


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Did you post your finger paintings? If not, you should.


Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:52:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

cool

Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:46:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Very cool. Much better than my finger paintings.

Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:06:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-24 01:11:26 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-24 01:09:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

Me likey. Especially the 'Vision of Conception' one.

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Yea, those are actually supposed to be synapses in the brain.

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I thought there was something familiar about them...

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:08:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like the two on the left. I don't like the others too much...

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-24 09:58:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Very talented!

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-24 09:52:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-24 02:20:18 (#)
Ranking: 2

hitler became hitler because he was rejected from the Vienna Institute of Art


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Yea, so people should remember that before they -2 this! :D

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-24 09:02:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Needs more death and destruction.

But still good.

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-02-24 08:55:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's all about the Magic Monkey, man.

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-02-24 08:47:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Cloudy and Serene" is my favorite.

Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2005-02-24 08:12:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice work. You're a very creative guy.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-24 08:11:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for trying, but the vision comes off.....uhh what's the word I'm looking for?

Predictable? Trite?

I dunno.

Good job

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-24 07:47:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

there alright. roughly twenty six million times better than i could do. i like them.

Submitted by gabrielpm (user info) at 2005-02-24 07:33:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-02-24 06:13:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

they're crap.

but have a +2 for effort.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-24 05:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

cool- i can see the van gough influence!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-24 05:25:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm talking shit about you again.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60478

Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-02-24 05:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like. I wish I could paint...

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-02-24 04:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good Stuff.

-Dave

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-02-24 04:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

And, by "Moment", of course, I mean "Vision"

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-02-24 04:03:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2, even though the last 2 didn't particularly appeal to me.

A little more yellow, and "Feverish" could be something right out of van Gogh.

"Cloudy & Serene" didn't have a strong sense of depth, but it did remind me
pretty strongly of a cold night in August 2003 in the foothills of the Chilean
Andes, so cheers for that.

I really liked "Tear Open the Massive Dark"-- but I kept squinting into the
center to see if there was some kind of transdimensional creature, or maybe
just something completely mundane, floating in the void. Unnerving.

"Moment of Conception" reminded me of a peacock feather.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-24 03:27:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm going to share with you the secret of technical support:

CTRL+ALT+FUCKOFF

Left hand takes care of the Ctrl and Alt keys, right hand flips the bird. You should try it. Works wonders.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-24 03:24:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

These are pretty good.
Bob Ross is the Anti-Christ.
Dustbrother should be banned

Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-02-24 03:14:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't even do paint by numbers.

But I can tell that you have talent.

Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-02-24 02:57:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-24 02:33:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well aren't we artistic?

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-24 02:20:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hitler became hitler because he was rejected from the Vienna Institute of Art

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-24 02:04:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I would pay for the feverish moment one

Submitted by Dustbrother (user info) at 2005-02-24 01:59:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

try to keep the crayon inside the lines next time

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-02-24 01:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ooh, I likey a lot! You're a very talented individual. True multi-talent is rare. I'd like to make out with you on a chilly rainy day under a blanket while watching a great movie and sipping hot cocoa. You think about that.

Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-02-24 01:35:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for mentioning Bob Ross and his happy trees- yay!
Nice work too, I especially dig the geometric one.

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-02-24 01:33:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Those a very good ETS. Nice work mate.

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-02-24 01:22:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for secretly having a big, cut dick.

Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-02-24 01:22:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Where can I order a copy of the cloud one.. that one rocks. :P

Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-02-24 01:20:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-24 01:11:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-24 01:09:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

Me likey. Especially the 'Vision of Conception' one.

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Yea, those are actually supposed to be synapses in the brain.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-24 01:09:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Me likey. Especially the 'Vision of Conception' one.















Heh. Conception. Hehhehe.

Submitted by algermetiphist (user info) at 2005-02-24 01:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I suck at art.

Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2005-02-24 01:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Interesting. I like Indecision. Time seems to have corroded in the background through the windows.

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-24 00:53:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-02-24 00:51:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like them.

Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2005-02-24 00:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

nice work

+2 for having the guts to post your work


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