Dear Mcdonald's (540 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesRating: -0.67 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Shagabah_Jones (View user info) at 2005-02-24 02:23:09 EST
Today I purchased a "chicken select" tenders meal from you're affiliate in Rome.
I felt very sick afterwards and I attribute this to the fact that the chicken had this
weird tumor in it. I ate it anyway but later found that it caused me alot of nausea.
I found that out by vomiting for several hours, eventually looking for a sword to commit sepuku.
luckly I was so delirious that I attemted it with a butter knife.
I think that your establishments are very filithy and are too warm. I was very uncomfortably hot
in that particular McDonald's. Also I didn't like the fact that your restruants are geared towards children, I was particularly offended by a "Ronald McDonald" statue that looked very realistic, and frightening, many children may be frighten by it because it appears to be stairing at you with the
intent to murder.
Also, I would like it if the children were made it sit in restraints so as to not offend the
elderly. And remove the play areas with a nice humidor for cigars.
Also your establishments are lacking in a selection of soups, personally I would have enjoyed a nice builion, or a nice stew of some sort.
Also the "Mcfish filet" was too salty
I hope you can introduce these changes soon
Sincerely - Pope John paul II
User Reviews
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-02-24 08:50:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This sucks and the picture makes me sad. He looks so...not on the edge of death there.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-24 08:35:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a plus2, Mr. Pope, for I have sufered diabolical customer service skills at the hands of Dominos pizza http://www.ubersite.com/m/59407
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-02-24 08:24:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Heathen!
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-02-24 06:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did this sooner and better.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59749
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-02-24 06:49:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If I was a spelling/grammar nazi....
You'd be gassed and put in an oven!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-24 06:23:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-24 04:20:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-02-24 03:46:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-24 03:12:16 (#)
Ranking: -1
How is this funny?
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-02-24 03:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-24 03:12:16 (#)
Ranking: -1
How is this funny?
Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-02-24 03:39:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
shaggy jones is a dirty dirty right winger who equates legal abortions to hitting babies' heads in car doors.
But that post made me smile.
A solid +1.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-24 03:26:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG!! It's the elusive reverse your/you're typo!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-24 03:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
How is this funny? Its terrible. It started with potential but quickly fell short.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-24 02:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The many of the fish and chicken sandwiches there suck so hard they probably WOULD have killed him if he had eaten them. The chicken sandwiches are usually half brown on the inside, anyway.