In the world today (436 hits)
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Submitted by standardeviant<tooeasy2079.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-24 06:19:44 EST
I have nothing to write about so I thought I would just give you something to think about. These are things that happen everyday in our lives.
1. Today a dragonfly will travel 432 miles.
2. A grown Oak tree will drink 20 gallons of water.
3. 20'000 tons of litter is dumped into the worlds seas.
4. A rabbit will have 288,000 heartbeats.
5. An Anteater will eat more than 30,000 ants.
6. A man will produce approximately 300,000,000 sperm. (And women wonder why we are so horny.)
7. Your bodies will produce3.6 pints of urine.
8. All the shit in the world will weigh 1,001,000 tons.
9. 33,000 people die of heart disease.
10. We will dig up over 801,000 tons of potatoes.
11. A typical oilrig can produce over 189,000 barrels of crude.
12. Americans lick about 13,700,000 stamps a day.
13. France will have 168,000 visitors.
14. There are 45,000 scheduled flights.
15. Over 820,000 golf balls will be sold.
16. Lightning will strike 8,640,000 times.
17. 121 tons of cosmic dust will enter earth's atmosphere.
18. Giant bamboos will grow18 inches.
19. The world eats the equivalent of the weight of three empire state buildings worth of bread.
20. In Iceland 15,000 people will go fishing.
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Submitted by drankallmywine (user info) at 2005-02-24 09:58:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
22. For the 1,237th time, you will attempt to score with a woman far out of your league by asking her back to your place under the guise of smoking pot and proceed to play her your original acoustic songs that sound like a mash up of Nick Drake and a pack of howling dogs, causing her to make for the door awkwardly and you to begin weeping like a small child, pouting about going unfulfilled.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-02-24 09:13:57 EST (#)
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21. You will post something mundane then boost its overall score with your alter ratings. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-24 08:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Interesting...
Methinks a good portion of that one million, on thousand tons of daily shit is located right here on Uber. BAH-ZING!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-24 08:22:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
France is purty
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-24 08:09:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
13. France will have 168,000 visitors
Why?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-02-24 07:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Giant Banboo grows 18 inches a day? 18? I'v gotta get me some of that. I could put some outside the house and then we wouldn't need curtains anymore.
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-02-24 06:37:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I want the following a dragonfly job.
Submitted by Leonfc (user info) at 2005-02-24 06:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I wanna know who weighs all the bread in the world. Or who follows Dragonflies???
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-02-24 06:28:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know it is not my job. But it feels like my duty. Maybe interest someone for a minute or two. Make the time pass easier.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-24 06:22:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have nothing to write about
Then don't. It's not your job.