Who Are You? Test Yourself with a BETTER Test! (2297 hits)
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Submitted by Durae (View user info) at 2005-02-24 09:36:21 EST
If you guys liked Corn_Nugget's Enneagram shit test, you'll like this one even better.
These are two versions of essentially the same test, I can't remember which is better because it's been a while since I've taken it. Afterward, just google your results or "MBTI" to find other information about your type and the test, there's a lot of info out there.
http://www.advisorteam.com/temperament_sorter/register.asp?partid=1
http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes1.htm
I'm an INFJ and I want to see your results so I can laugh at how much you suck.
google image result for "cooler than you" -
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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-03-09 12:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Actually, I'm an idiot. The 1st one needed a password tho.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-03-09 12:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
these were crap.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-03-04 16:23:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EagleHawk (user info) at 2005-02-27 17:45:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.
Dirty deeds, done with sheep.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-04 16:14:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so, are you?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-28 11:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
are you really a lez?
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-28 07:39:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm just gunna presume the test is right
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-02-27 23:14:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The Test called me an asshole.
Submitted by EagleHawk (user info) at 2005-02-27 17:45:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.
Dirty deeds, done with sheep.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-27 16:21:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ENTP
GHEY
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-27 03:11:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:00:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
My test is way better. I took this years ago- ISTJ.
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Dude, Corinne, I was reading an enneagram book in high school and realized it was bullshit at the time, so suck it. harder. yeah, right there. mmm.
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-02-26 11:09:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ESTJ, another test revelaing I'm a type A personality. I'm going to die young, and hopefully soon.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-25 23:29:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm and Idealist. Just like Reagan, Lincoln, and Sean Connery. Bitches.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-02-25 23:23:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And I'm an INTP on the second one. I got bored reading about it, but I see that Socrates was one, so that's cool.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-02-25 23:09:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm an idealist on the first one.
"Idealists, as a temperament, are passionately concerned with personal growth and development. Idealists strive to discover who they are and how they can become their best possible self -- always this quest for self-knowledge and self-improvement drives their imagination. And they want to help others make the journey. Idealists are naturally drawn to working with people, and whether in education or counseling, in social services or personnel work, in journalism or the ministry, they are gifted at helping others find their way in life, often inspiring them to grow as individuals and to fulfill their potentials."
This couldn't be more off. I threw up a little in my mouth.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-25 11:20:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am "NSFW"
Submitted by jimmiss (user info) at 2005-02-25 09:14:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BTW, I feel your pain screamfeeder:-)
Submitted by jimmiss (user info) at 2005-02-25 09:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
INTP on the temperment sorter (agreed... the best:-) and ENTP on the other.
Submitted by Ed_0150 (user info) at 2005-02-24 20:43:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
INTP
More commonly knows as the best.
Submitted by Bryan (user info) at 2005-02-24 20:05:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is such olllllllllld news.
How about: www.braintypes.com
Jesus H Christ.
ESTP by the way. Represent.
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-02-24 17:50:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
INTP off the chart.
"INTPs are pensive, analytical folks. They may venture so deeply into thought as to seem detached, and often actually are oblivious to the world around them."
/sigh
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-02-24 17:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The Portrait of the Champion Idealist (eNFp)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-24 16:50:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:59:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
There you go, Durae, now you know what you can do with my car this weekend.
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She doesn't seem very enthusiastic about it.
Maybe I'm not her type. *Tries to put up with rejection and wimpers* :~(
I cried a lot today thanks to this post.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
INFP. cool
!
Submitted by CJRipley (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:16:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ENTP
Found that out from the career counselor here at work.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My test is way better. I took this years ago- ISTJ.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:59:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There you go, Durae, now you know what you can do with my car this weekend.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:33:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you'll have to travel for that. I hear americans are rich and greedy and like oil so you should be able to get here at a relativly low cost.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:08:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you may be a whiner, but let the sex begin!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-24 13:56:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm such a whiner
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-24 13:55:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
there you go caul. I seriously thought I already had rated it since I bothered to take the damn things.
umm, Nick, are you trying to ruin other people's fun?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-24 13:43:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is Durae: I don't want to give in and award Caul a +2 for his masterpieces because I don't like him and enjoy having leverage on him for once. Now that I've realized this, I will go +2 him.
(please?)
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-02-24 13:39:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My name is Nick Andrew John Uhlig. Most folks just call me Nick, one girl from school calls me Andy because she thinks I'm cute when I'm mad.
I'm 18 years old. I like good music, god movies, good friends, good beer, and good food. I had pretty good grades in high school, and when I return to Canada I'll be heading to a university. I speak English as my first language, but I am functional in both Czech and French.
I'm exactly six feet tall, I weight 68 kilograms, and I'm in pretty decent shape, if a bit on the skinny side. I have brown hair and blue eyes, and probably the hairiest legs of any person I know, aside from your mom. I have two tattoos and a couple piercings, and I am not averse to hats.
I'm somewhere between introvert and extrovert, in that I can be pretty comfortable by myself or with a group of people. I like drawing and writing music, but also going to a pub and having a few with my friends from school. My greatest talent is probably music, followed by languages and then math and science. I sometimes have problems with work ethic, and I have a rather short temper. Sometimes I tend to think too literally or "in a straight line". I despise nearly every form of religion, but do not press my beliefs on others.
On a girl, I prefer dark hair and dark eyes, and I think it's really sexy when a girl has freckles on her nose but nowhere else. I prefer a nice body to large breasts, and I like English accents.
I don't need any fucking test to tell me who I am.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-24 13:34:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is Caul: my quizzes suck so bad I have to linkwhore to get people to look. :~(
Submitted by lordhamlett (user info) at 2005-02-24 13:33:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Took this test in the paper version a few weeks ago. I'm an ISTP. Glad I now have a website for it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-24 13:17:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is Durae: your quizzes are awesome! +2!
Obey: http://www.ubersite.com/m/58766
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-24 13:11:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn work!! Both links are firewalled.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-24 13:09:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this is lojo: Caul, we are the SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:57:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
slightly expressed extrovert (1)
moderately expressed sensing personality (38)
moderately expressed thinking personality (38)
moderately expressed judging personality (56)
Does that mean I'm perfect and balanced?
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:54:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
do what?
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Go for it, Hadooken; I deserve it this time.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:50:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm ENFP...whatever the hell that means
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:47:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I did the whole damned test and all it said was, "YOU'RE A PECHERHEAD!"
only kidding (ISJF) Thanks Durae; very interesting.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:46:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ISTJ
very expressed introvert (89)
moderately expressed sensing personality (38)
slightly expressed thinking personality (12)
distinctively expressed judging personality (67)
ISTJs are often called inspectors. They have a keen sense of right and wrong, especially in their area of interest and/or responsibility. They are noted for devotion to duty. Punctuality is a watchword of the ISTJ. The secretary, clerk, or business(wo)man by whom others set their clocks is likely to be an ISTJ.
As do other Introverted Thinkers, ISTJs often give the initial impression of being aloof and perhaps somewhat cold. Effusive expression of emotional warmth is not something that ISTJs do without considerable energy loss.
ISTJs are most at home with "just the facts, Ma'am." They seem to perform at highest efficiency when employing a step-by-step approach. Once a new procedure has proven itself (i.e., has been shown "to work,") the ISTJ can be depended upon to carry it through, even at the expense of their own health.
ISTJs are easily frustrated by the inconsistencies of others, especially when the second parties don't keep their commitments. But they usually keep their feelings to themselves unless they are asked. And when asked, they don't mince words. Truth wins out over tact. The grim determination of the ISTJ vindicates itself in officiation of sports events, judiciary functions, or an other situation which requires making tough calls and sticking to them.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-24 11:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Speaking of "Who Are You"....
"Who is this???"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60446
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-02-24 11:27:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, it's always good to throw a little George Carlin into the genetic mix!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-24 11:24:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:56:35 (#)
Ranking: 1
INTJ
The line forms here for the independent, reliable, self-confident, analytical, imaginative perfectionist.
Seems I have little patience or understanding for small talk or flirtation, so I need lots of practice with that.
Apparently I'm a combination of Chevy Chase and Donald Rumsfeld, and if that don't get your motor runnin', then nothing will...
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You and me. We'll make beautiful IENNTTJP babies together.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-24 11:17:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ICO - if you're not an INFJ then you suck.
I wonder why so many of you/us are intuitives (N)
Disektor, the problem with that psych class thing is that our analyses typically say we're good in psych, soo... it makes sense. And I'm glad you have also recognized our obvious superiority.
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-02-24 11:07:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your Type is
INTP
Introverted Intuitive Thinking Perceiving
Strength of the preferences %
78 12 12 22
You are:
very expressed introvert
slightly expressed intuitive personality
slightly expressed thinking personality
slightly expressed perceiving personality
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[ENFP] [INFP] [ENFJ] [INFJ] [ESTJ] [ISTJ] [ESFJ] [ISFJ]
[ENTP] [INTP] [ENTJ] [INTJ] [ESTP] [ISTP] [ESFP] [ISFP]
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Famous INTPs:
Socrates
Rene Descartes
Blaise Pascal
Sir Isaac Newton
U.S. Presidents:
James Madison
John Quincy Adams
John Tyler
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Gerald Ford
William Harvey (pioneer in human physiology)
C. G. Jung, (Freudian defector, author of Psychological Types, etc.)
William James
Albert Einstein
Tom Foley (Speaker of the House--U.S. House of Representatives)
Henri Mancini
Bob Newhart
Jeff Bingaman, U.S. Senator (D.--NM)
Rick Moranis (Honey, I Shrunk The Kids)
Midori Ito (ice skater, Olympic silver medalist)
Tiger Woods
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Rick Moranis...Beat that!
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2005-02-24 11:06:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yea.. 2% of the population supposively but I'm pretty sure it's a higher number than that. In the psych class I took roughly 25% of the people in there were INFJ's.
Regardless, INFJ is clearly the superior personality type.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-02-24 11:04:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hits me square on the head. And it appears we have quite a few of these unique (1% of pop.) people on Uber.
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INTJs are perfectionists, with a seemingly endless capacity for improving upon anything that takes their interest...
INTJs are known as the "Systems Builders" of the types, perhaps in part because they possess the unusual trait combination of imagination and reliability. Whatever system an INTJ happens to be working on is for them the equivalent of a moral cause to an INFJ; both perfectionism and disregard for authority may come into play, as INTJs can be unsparing of both themselves and the others on the project...
In the broadest terms, what INTJs "do" tends to be what they "know". Typical INTJ career choices are in the sciences and engineering, but they can be found wherever a combination of intellect and incisiveness are required (e.g., law, some areas of academia).
It is in their abilities that Masterminds differ from the other Rationals...they tend to be much more self-confident than the rest having developed a very strong will.
They are rather rare, comprising no more than, say, one percent of the population.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
INTJ
The line forms here for the independent, reliable, self-confident, analytical, imaginative perfectionist.
Seems I have little patience or understanding for small talk or flirtation, so I need lots of practice with that.
Apparently I'm a combination of Chevy Chase and Donald Rumsfeld, and if that don't get your motor runnin', then nothing will...
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ENTJ. Is that good?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:55:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
INFP
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:54:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Disektor aka stealer of my identity, the INFJ is The counselor idealist, a subset of the larger group Idealist (constituting the four combinations with NF in the middle).
Dude, I'm so pissed there's another one. We're supposed to be rare or something! Maybe they just say that so we'll buy more information about ourselves. :( Lied to again.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
INTJ
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:50:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, Caul. I love you.
Circe, I can put my hair in pigtails if you want to tuck ME in....
Durae, I'm coming over to smoke inside while my laundry washes.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:47:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hah! Which type were you? I was the counselor idealist. After I got done reading that I found it pretty damn creepy how right it was about me.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:45:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
NOOOOOOO another INFJ?!!!?!?! I'm supposed to be special dammit.
Fuck Ariel in her slutty naive ass.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:44:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lojope - and little chaps? and a cowboy hat? and a toy gun?
God, that's cute. I wanna tuck him into bed and read him stories.
Like "lolita."
Then leave him there alone in the dark.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:44:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:37:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
sensitive, caul dear. not sensible.
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Oh shut up you nit-picking amerloques. And what the hell are spurs? If you're talking about huge cocks (yes, I have many) then you're right on.
Durae - I'll do it later. I'm working on and off so I don't ahve time for this.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:42:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your Type is
INFJ
Introverted Intuitive Feeling Judging
Strength of the preferences %
89 25 25 44
I was an idealist on the other one.
But yea.. this was pretty much right on.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:39:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
durae, you WISH you were Ariel.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:38:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe, i have on good authority that caul comes equipped with spurs.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:38:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sensible eh? you might wanna recheck your dictionary on that one.
okay so they didn't Blow exactly, but I was pissed about being called the pussy French tank thing.
what's your result Caul? Just tell us, no one will pick on you. Unless you get Ariel like lojo, then we will.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:37:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Alas, Caul, I doubt you can do me like a platypus. It's the venomous spur on his hind feet that make it so fucking hot.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sensitive, caul dear. not sensible.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:36:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm Shlongy! I don't need a test to know that!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:36:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Your tests blew by the way."
That kinda hit home. I'm sensible today.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:34:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul, you should take the second link's test. It's really short and are you really worried about wasting time if you're on uber? seriously? Your tests blew by the way.
EVERYONE DO NOT BOTHER WITH THE FIRST LINK. :(
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:33:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll be your baby all right...then I'll do ya in platipus-style position.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:33:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you all! I am MOTHER FUCKING Ariel! I WIN.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:32:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Emoticons are give me the ghey, I should stop. Look a frenchman! :o{)
Tee hee!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:32:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul - fuck you harder, baby boy.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:29:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe - fuck you, bush man! :~(
Durae - I only clicked on the first link. It said I was a Rational but I had to purchase some thing to get on of the four types such as INTJ or some shit. I didn't feel like doing it all over again on the second link, or maybe I just read wrong.
Why would I be scared? These tests mean jack shit. One word: subjective.
Want to dry real tests? http://www.ubersite.com/m/58766
I made them myself baby.
Be amazed. =P
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:23:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hadooken, who's charles bronson?
and why hasn't Caul told us his real result... are you afraid or something caul?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm Chevy Chase. Beat that.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:20:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Charles Bronson my ass. I'm George Carlin, beyotch.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:18:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you people dont hear me....
CHARLES FUCKING BRONSON.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:18:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:15:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:10:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul's just upset cause his result was JERK :oP
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Shut up douche biatch...my results said I was more enlightened and wise than a Jesus Dai Lai Lama.
=)
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Is he not the most charming french-canadian piece of dogshit you ever smelled in your life?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:15:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:10:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul's just upset cause his result was JERK :oP
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Shut up douche biatch...my results said I was more enlightened and wise than a Jesus Dai Lai Lama.
=)
Submitted by Williams_2004 (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:14:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
For the human metric test Im:
Your Type is
ENTJ
Extroverted Intuitive Thinking Judging
Strength of the preferences %
78 12 1 1
ENTJ type description by D.Keirsey
ENTJ type description by J. Butt
Qualitative analysis of your type formula
You are:
very expressed extrovert
slightly expressed intuitive personality
slightly expressed thinking personality
slightly expressed judging personality
BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
For the advisor team test, Im: A Guardian
Guardians, are the cornerstone of society, for they are the temperament given to serving and preserving our most important social institutions. Guardians have natural talent in managing goods and services--from supervision to maintenance and supply--and they use all their skills to keep things running smoothly in their families, communities, schools, churches, hospitals, and businesses.
Guardians can have a lot of fun with their friends, but they are quite serious about their duties and responsibilities. Guardians take pride in being dependable and trustworthy; if there's a job to be done, they can be counted on to put their shoulder to the wheel. Guardians also believe in law and order, and sometimes worry that respect for authority, even a fundamental sense of right and wrong, is being lost. Perhaps this is why Guardians honor customs and traditions so strongly--they are familiar patterns that help bring stability to our modern, fast-paced world.
Practical and down-to-earth, Guardians believe in following the rules and cooperating with others. They are not very comfortable winging it or blazing new trails; working steadily within the system is the Guardian way, for in the long run loyalty, discipline, and teamwork get the job done right. Guardians are meticulous about schedules and have a sharp eye for proper procedures. They are cautious about change, even though they know that change can be healthy for an institution. Better to go slowly, they say, and look before you leap.
Guardians make up as much as 40 to 45 percent of the population.
The Four types of Guardians are:
Supervisors (ESTJ) | Protectors (ISFJ) | Inspectors (ISTJ) | Providers (ESFJ)
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul, I'm so sorry to have disappointed you. Really, I'm going to cry.
Self love is awesome.
Beneath the quiet exterior, INFJs hold deep convictions about the weightier matters of life. Those who are activists -- INFJs gravitate toward such a role -- are there for the cause, not for personal glory or political power.
INFJs are champions of the oppressed and downtrodden. They often are found in the wake of an emergency, rescuing those who are in acute distress. INFJs may fantasize about getting revenge on those who victimize the defenseless. The concept of 'poetic justice' is appealing to the INFJ.
"There's something rotten in Denmark." Accurately suspicious about others' motives, INFJs are not easily led. These are the people that you can rarely fool any of the time. Though affable and sympathetic to most, INFJs are selective about their friends . Such a friendship is a symbiotic bond that transcends mere words.
INFJs have a knack for fluency in language and facility in communication. In addition, nonverbal sensitivity enables the INFJ to know and be known by others intimately.
Writing, counseling, public service and even politics are areas where INFJs frequently find their niche.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
INTP ?
CHARLES DARWIN
RENE DESCARTES
ALBERT EINSTEIN
ABRAHAM LINCOLN
BLAISE PASCAL
SOCRATES
so crates.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:10:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul's just upset cause his result was JERK :oP
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your Type is
ENTJ
Extroverted 11
Intuitive 12
Thinking 25
Judging 44
Whatever yo.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:05:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
these tests roam livejournal.com
this website is starting to suck
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:03:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ENFJ (Extroverted Intuitive Feeling Judging)
Strength of the preferences %
E: 67%
N: 38%
F: 38%
J: 11%
Qualitative analysis of your type formula
You are:
* distinctively expressed extrovert
* moderately expressed intuitive personality
* moderately expressed feeling personality
* slightly expressed judging personality
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That's actually way higher than normal on those two middle percentages. I always come out in the middle of the road on all of the last 3.
http://keirsey.com/personality/nfej.html
http://typelogic.com/enfj.html
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am meant to be with either an INTJ or an INFJ. So, uh... you guys gimme your numbers.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-24 09:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Charles F'ing Bronson, Bitches!
I win!!!!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-24 09:58:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
INTJ
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-24 09:57:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ISTP
Famous ISTPs:
Charles Bronson
Tom Cruise
James Dean
Clint Eastwood
U.S. Presidents:
Zachary Taylor
Burt Reynolds
Keith Richards
Charlie Yeager
Frank Zappa
Like their fellow SPs, ISTPs are fundamentally Performers (note the capital 'P' :-)), but as Ts their areas of interest tend to be mechanical rather than artistic like those of ISFPs, and unlike most ESPs they do not present an impression of constant activity. On the contrary, they lie dormant, saving their energy until a project or an adventure worthy of their time comes along--and then they launch themselves at it. The apparently frenzied state that inevitably ensues is actually much more controlled than it appears--ISTPs always seem to know what they're doing when it comes to physical or mechanical obstacles--but the whole chain of events presents a confusing and paradoxical picture to an outsider.
ISTPs are equally difficult to understand in their need for personal space, which in turn has an impact on their relationships with others. They need to be able to "spread out"--both physically and psychologically--which generally implies encroaching to some degree on others, especially if they decide that something of someone else's is going to become their next project. (They are generally quite comfortable, however, with being treated the same way they treat others--at least in this respect.) But because they need such a lot of flexibility to be as spontaneous as they feel they must be, they tend to become as inflexible as the most rigid J when someone seems to be threatening their lifestyle (although they usually respond with a classic SP rage which is yet another vivid contrast to their "dormant," impassive, detached mode). These territorial considerations are usually critical in relationships with ISTPs; communication also tends to be a key issue, since they generally express themselves non-verbally. When they do actually verbalize, ISTPs are masters of the one-liner, often showing flashes of humor in the most tense situations; this can result in their being seen as thick-skinned or tasteless.
Like most SPs, ISTPs may have trouble with rote and abstract classroom learning, which tend not to be good measures of their actual intelligence. They tend, sometimes with good reason, to be highly skeptical of its practical value, and often gravitate towards classes in industrial arts; part-time vocational/ technical programs can be useful to even the college-bound ISTP. In terms of careers, mechanics and any of the skilled trades are traditional choices, and those ISTPs with strong numerical as well mechanical gifts tend to do extremely well in most areas of engineering. Working as paramedics or firefighters can fulfill the ISTP need to live on the edge; they are at their best in a crisis, where their natural disregard for rules and authority structures allows them to focus on and tackle the emergency at hand in the most effective way.
ISTPs with more sedate careers usually take on high-risk avocations like racing, skydiving, and motorcycling. While aware of the dangers involved, they are so in touch with the physical world that they know they can get away with much smaller safety margins than other types.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-24 09:57:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ENTPs are idea people. Their perceptive abilities cause them to see possibilities everywhere. They get excited and enthusiastic about their ideas, and are able to spread their enthusiasm to others. In this way, they get the support that they need to fulfill their visions.
With Extraverted Intuition dominating their personality, the ENTP's primary interest in life is understanding the world that they live in. They are constantly absorbing ideas and images about the situations they are presented in their lives. Using their intuition to process this information, they are usually extremely quick and accurate in their ability to size up a situation. With the exception of their ENFP cousin, the ENTP has a deeper understanding of their environment than any of the other types.
This ability to intuitively understand people and situations puts the ENTP at a distinct advantage in their lives. They generally understand things quickly and with great depth. Accordingly, they are quite flexible and adapt well to a wide range of tasks. They are good at most anything that interests them. As they grow and further develop their intuitive abilities and insights, they become very aware of possibilities, and this makes them quite resourceful when solving problems.
ENTPs are fluent conversationalists, mentally quick, and enjoy verbal sparring with others. They love to debate issues, and may even switch sides sometimes just for the love of the debate. When they express their underlying principles, however, they may feel awkward and speak abruptly and intensely.
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Heheh. Nifty.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-24 09:57:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm an introverted extroverted sensing feeling analyzing palpitating sympathizing party-hound slut-nugget.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-02-24 09:57:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
INTJ
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-24 09:56:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
INTJ - I am a "rational mastermind."
Some mix of famous INTJ's.
Dan Aykroyd
William F. Buckley Jr.
Chevy Chase (?)
Rudy Giuliani
Donald Rumsfeld - this, this is pretty worrying
Colin Powell
Fictional INFJ's:
Cassius (Julius Caesar)
Mr. Darcy (Pride and Prejudice)
Gandalf the Grey (J. R. R. Tolkein's Middle Earth books)
Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs)
Professor Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes' nemesis
Ensign Ro (Star Trek--the Next Generation) - hahahaha
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern (Hamlet)
George Smiley, John le Carre's master spy
Clarice Starling (Silence of the Lambs)
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-24 09:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and just a heads up, the first link will only place you in a category with four different options, while the second link will narrow you down to all four letters, so it's probably more worth your time.
sorry for posting both.
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-02-24 09:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Your Type is
INFP
Introverted Intuitive Feeling Perceiving
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-24 09:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
woo! fellow intuitives! :)
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-24 09:47:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ENFP- Always and forever.
Famous ENFPs:
Buster Keaton
Dr. Seuss
Meg Ryan
Robin Williams
Sandra Bullock
Andy Kaufman
and Ariel from the Little Mermaid.
Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving
by Joe Butt
ENFPs are friendly folks. Most are really enjoyable people. Some of the most soft-hearted people are ENFPs.
ENFPs have what some call a "silly switch." They can be intellectual, serious, all business for a while, but whenever they get the chance, they flip that switch and become CAPTAIN WILDCHILD, the scourge of the swimming pool, ticklers par excellence. Som etimes they may even appear intoxicated when the "switch" is flipped.
One study has shown that ENFPs are significantly overrepresented in psychodrama. Most have a natural propensity for role-playing and acting.
ENFPs like to tell funny stories, especially about their friends. This penchant may be why many are attracted to journalism. I kid one of my ENFP friends that if I want the sixth fleet to know something, I'll just tell him.
ENFPs are global learners. Close enough is satisfactory to the ENFP, which may unnerve more precise thinking types, especially with such things as piano practice ("three quarter notes or four ... what's the difference?") Amazingly, some ENFPs are adept at exacting disciplines such as mathematics.
Friends are what life is about to ENFPs, moreso even than the other NFs. They hold up their end of the relationship, sometimes being victimized by less caring individuals. ENFPs are energized by being around people. Some have real difficulty being alone , especially on a regular basis.
One ENFP colleague, a social worker, had such tremendous interpersonal skills that she put her interviewers at ease during her own job interview. She had the ability to make strangers feel like old friends.
ENFPs sometimes can be blindsided by their secondary Feeling function. Hasty decisions based on deeply felt values may boil over with unpredictable results. More than one ENFP has abruptly quit a job in such a moment.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-02-24 09:43:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
INTP
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-02-24 09:42:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-24 09:38:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Where is Bart, anyway? His dinner's getting all cold and eaten.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart After Dark