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Syracuse University (537 hits)

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Rating: -0.43 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by standardeviant<tooeasy2079.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-24 09:44:08 EST


Do any of you uberites go to syracuse university?

See, my ex goes there with her now husband. I thought it would be cool to freak them out. She studies Applied Mathamatics.

Anyway, just to be able to fuck with someone half a world a way seems like a good story. Especially when that someone fucked ME over hard from a half a world away.

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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-27 11:37:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-24 09:55:06 (#)
Ranking: 0

honey, this is skating pretty close to what the police like to call STALKING.

Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-02-27 11:23:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Actually, Syracuse is my home town.

Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:03:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So you were the one who snuck out.

Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2005-02-24 11:33:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

SU's a good place. True story:

Drove from Rochester to see the Orange play ND a few weeks back and got absolutely rocked down at the Square afterwards. Woke up the next morning in some 20 year old co-ed's dorm room. No idea how I got there. I had to sneak out of the building.

Might be a cool story, if not for the fact that I'm 30 years old, for chrissakes.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-24 11:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Jerry Macnamara had to go and twist his ankle.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-24 11:25:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ANOTHER good "buriage" tale.

"Death" doesn't garner the ol' laughs like it used to.

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-24 11:17:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-24 11:04:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

Badlands....Your "buriage" sounds better than mine.
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small 'buriage' story: my friend greg went to syracuse. he was in SAE or Theta Chi, can't remember which. Anyway, after a 6 kegger at his frat's place, I was blasted off my ass and wanted to go. I found a keg 3/4 full in the basement, and, being the drunkard that I was, I dragged it up a flight of stairs, out the back door, onto the sidewalk, and about half a mile until I was completely out of breath.

so i buried it in the snow, marked it with a tree branch, and figured I would get it the next day.

next day rolls around and i want some beer. i figured i'd just get the keg from the night prior and tap that (provided it wasn't skunked....which it probably was). anyway, i get to the tree branch and notice that i buried my keg RIGHT IN FRONT of a police station.

so i went to harry's and paid for my beer. thought i'd share.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-24 11:04:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Badlands....Your "buriage" sounds better than mine.

Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:41:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:18:45 (#)
Ranking: -2

I buried my dad, the late Shlongy Sr. in 1995 in Syracuse.
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I buried my cock in about 3 dozen different co-eds from 93-96 in Syracuse.

Go Orange!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:18:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I buried my dad, the late Shlongy Sr. in 1995 in Syracuse.

Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:17:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

get over it and avoid upstate new yor at all costs. seriously, who wants to go to school where it's freezing for eight months out of the year?

Syracuse Equation:
snow + horrible, depressing townies + no good skiing for at least 4 hours + thousands of new englanders, new yorkers and jerseyites = shitty school.

trust me, i've been there before: my dad's company helped finance a new dorm there 2 years before college and he thought it would be a good experience to visit. perhaps it doesn't help i had to wander around the town for 4 hours with $4.50 in my pocket.

Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:16:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm also in the applied LIAR program! ahahahahha. and i've never been to SU, just S.

Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

um, i'm in the applied math program there...

Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:05:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Class of '96.

Probably doesn't help you, though.

Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:02:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It is not stalking if the voices inside your head tell you to do it. Right?

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:01:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i thought this might apply to me since i am close to that area. this is rubbish.

Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-02-24 10:00:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

You should write a book and make her the villian. If you do that, there is a chance she will be imortalized as an evil bitch for decades to come. Is there a better revenge? I'm on chapter 14 of 22. =D

-1 for a crap post

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-24 09:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah...I went there...Newhouse School of Communications/Broadcasting...In 1978. Does that help?

No?

Good.

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-24 09:55:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

honey, this is skating pretty close to what the police like to call STALKING.

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-24 09:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

get over her, man.


Look, Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband, I'm sorry
about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub, I'm sorry I used
your wedding dress to wax the car, and I'm sorry -- oh well, let's
just say I'm sorry for the whole marriage up to this point.

-- Homer Simpson
Marge on the Lam