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MS_Paint Competition #1; for the other 95% of Uber (2069 hits)

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Rating: 1.39 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by RamJetMax <Red4DSC.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-24 11:58:16 EST


Let's face it, the entries in the Photoshop competition are awesome. But I want a competition for the only image-manipulating program I know how to use...MS_Paint. That right bitches, for the rest of the uber-users who want to take part in a creative-muscle-flexing battle, here is your chance.

Whether you are at work, like me, wasting time as usual, or at your middle school with a hall pass perusing the pages of Uber, this is one competition that everyone will be able to participate in.

In case you are not aware of the awesome capabilities of MS_Paint, here are a few pics created by gibberish before he faked his death and made many women on Uber cry until they diddled in their trousers:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/38520
http://www.ubersite.com/m/48160

Also professor fuckface submitted this not too long ago:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/57039

Submit your post by Feb 28th (Monday) at 5 p.m. Link it to this post and I will post all of the entries for all of Uber getting a chance to vote for the best.

Rock you in the daylight tasty,


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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-03-09 14:44:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OK, I though this was a ghey idea at first but I laughed my ass off at some of these.

Sadly, others sucked the rod.

I gotta get that shirt for a few friends of mine.

+2 for you

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-02-27 14:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/60754

Submitted by worrywort27 (user info) at 2005-02-27 14:37:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My humble attempt

http://www.ubersite.com/m/60753

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-26 11:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/60686

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-02-25 21:00:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/60661

Here's my entry! Woop!

Submitted by Umbilical_Cord (user info) at 2005-02-25 17:26:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/60624

I will eat all of your children.

Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-02-25 17:05:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/60645

Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-25 17:04:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My entry: http://www.ubersite.com/m/60645



Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Really you had to COME BACK to -2 it?

Good job there Fuckface, I won't even -2 you back because you know how lame you're being

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:15:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/60561

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:15:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/60639

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:14:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Thanks for unleashing a torrent of shit

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:04:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/60626

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:09:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/60620

Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2005-02-25 11:42:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/60618

Submitted by Robert_of_Duluth (user info) at 2005-02-24 20:10:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/60545

Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-02-24 19:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/60541

Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:50:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:15:14 (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.ubersite.com/m/54471 I've already used this pic

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If you did that in MS Paint, I will consider this the first entry.

Submitted by wtf_is_going_on (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

he!
i cracked a smile

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:15:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.ubersite.com/m/54471 I've already used this pic

Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:34:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:00:15 (#)
Ranking: 1

I've seen this pic on Uber before. Someone, I forget who, added "and my wife" to Slim's T-shirt.

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+2 for the pic and this comment.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:00:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I've seen this pic on Uber before. Someone, I forget who, added "and my wife" to Slim's T-shirt.


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