THIS just IN, THE POPE HAS DIED< GETS A TREACH!!!!!!!!!! (2615 hits)
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Submitted by Rad (View user info) at 2005-02-24 14:31:50 EST
I got the scoop on this. Trust me, it will be out in the real news later.
The Pope died today. He was old and it was his time. A lot of Prople prayed.
He was old and got the flu. He had Parkinson's as well. This ruined his shit.
The Cathy-o-licks will choose a new leader soon.
This guy got shot by a turk in 1981. This makes him a bad-ass motherfucker.
(the preceding was taken from a tem paper from a havard graduate in the year 2525. He will later become the president of the United States of Jesus)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-09 03:48:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-16 05:32:17 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-04 10:05:03 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-12 22:52:13 (#)
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Once again, I had the scoop on this one.
I am a master reporter, better than Drudge by far.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2005-08-23 13:19:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2005-07-16 05:55:02 EDT (#)
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I rule this bump justified.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-16 05:32:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-04 10:05:03 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-12 22:52:13 (#)
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Once again, I had the scoop on this one.
I am a master reporter, better than Drudge by far.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-04 10:05:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-12 22:52:13 (#)
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Once again, I had the scoop on this one.
I am a master reporter, better than Drudge by far.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-12 22:52:13 EDT (#)
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Once again, I had the scoop on this one.
I am a master reporter, better than Drudge by far.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-02 22:07:20 EST (#)
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Howzat!!!!!!!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-02 21:57:21 EST (#)
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I'm baptised as a Cathy-o-lick.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-02 12:48:05 EST (#)
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0188025/
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-02 08:00:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2005-02-24 20:09:59 (#)
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what the hell is a treach?
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Naughty By Nature, obviously. Although I somehow doubt that's what he meant....
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-02 07:44:44 EST (#)
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Calling the Pope a badass and saying he's going to hell are two different things, Stabby
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-04-01 23:58:14 EST (#)
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WHat do we have here?
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-23 17:24:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by KillWomen (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:56:27 EST (#)
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I'm Stoned.
again.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:48:31 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:24:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:24:11 (#)
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Popepopepopepopepopepopepopepopepopepopepopepope
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Holy fuck i'm bored.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:24:11 EST (#)
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Popepopepopepopepopepopepopepopepopepopepopepope
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2005-02-24 20:09:59 EST (#)
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what the hell is a treach?
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2005-02-24 19:58:17 EST (#)
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Anyone else think he looks like the dude with the monocle? Gamesmaster!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-24 19:35:52 EST (#)
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Haha yteh OMG
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-24 19:26:24 EST (#)
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Popemobile.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-24 19:15:53 EST (#)
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It's 4:15 pm. I gotta be up at 9:00 pm
Goodnight, you suckers
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-24 18:48:02 EST (#)
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CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!!!!!!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-24 18:17:21 EST (#)
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Stealing?! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that
guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's-his-name?
-- Homer Simpson
Marge Be Not Proud
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-24 18:15:09 EST (#)
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Oh man, if you only knew.
IT ARE TEH = HYPER!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-24 18:09:03 EST (#)
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are you feeling all right? you seem a bit hyperactive
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-24 18:02:35 EST (#)
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THATS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-24 17:59:37 EST (#)
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I can't wait. His fucking faces on the frontpages annoy me
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-24 17:48:10 EST (#)
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hEY , my rating was too high, anyways.
Just look at this
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58715
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-02-24 17:14:31 EST (#)
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HAHAHA I was going to do this last night.
I just like my positive rating too much to risk something like this....could've used the hits though....
+1 because you're as smart as me....which isn't a good thing.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-02-24 16:58:22 EST (#)
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Pope, pope! It'sa time to getap anda put on yor het.
It's ay styoopit het.
Poope...
Ok, ok... Goood?
YOU MAKE-A DE POPE LOOK LIKE A FOOL! GOD WILL SMITE YOU! ................... HE'S A-COOKINGA SOMETIN UPA
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-02-24 16:41:23 EST (#)
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Marge: Homie, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of
your life?
Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life.
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-24 16:10:18 EST (#)
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Sorry, Rad. Twas joking, and mocking outrage.
We meed a speech add-on or something for this.
:-)
Submitted by THE_MASKED_MACABRE (user info) at 2005-02-24 16:04:58 EST (#)
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HE WILL DECAY LIKE THE REST OF US!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:49:53 EST (#)
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THE J00S KILLED THE JEEBUS!!!
SEE!
OH NOESS lT ARE = TEH LOLOCAUST!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59497
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:46:14 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:36:22 EST (#)
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har har..uh
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:24:21 EST (#)
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"THIS just IN, THE POPE HAS DIED< GETS A TREACH!!!!!!!!!!"
WTF does Naughty by Nature have to do with this?
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:23:54 EST (#)
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I go to Uber for the latest up to date news
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:22:01 EST (#)
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OH. My. God.
This I get from you?
Did I offend?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:14:21 EST (#)
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"Why does the pope wear a yarmulke?"
A lot of Christians, do. And all Catholic clergy do during ceremonies.
You DO remember that Christianity wasn't even CALLED Christianity for a few hundred years, right?
It was Messianic Judaism.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:59:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:45:52 EST (#)
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Okay, lame enough.
Why does the pope wear a yarmulke?
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:44:43 EST (#)
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lame
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:42:28 EST (#)
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TRACH!!!!]]
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I suck...
Submitted by wtf_is_going_on (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:42:11 EST (#)
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Popes are gay! He deserves to be dead!
I'll see you in hell pope!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:41:41 EST (#)
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If you don't get this, go turn on the news. right now.
I am practising "{proactive reporting)".
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:40:15 EST (#)
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I don't think I really get this...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:38:49 EST (#)
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I call dibs on the hat.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:38:18 EST (#)
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See you in hell, candy boys!!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer Badman
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:37:11 EST (#)
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I want dib's on the pope mobile.
Submitted by Dannie (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:35:10 EST (#)
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Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat. It also gives me the
right -- no, the duty -- to make a complete ass of myself.
-- Homer Simpson
Dancin' Homer
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:34:21 EST (#)
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A lot of Prople prayed.
haha?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:33:42 EST (#)
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Homer: Hey, Flanders, it's no use praying. I already did the same thing,
and we can't both win.
Flanders: Actually, Simpson, we were praying that no one gets hurt.
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