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Optical Illusion (2857 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: -0.75 on 49 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Electro (View user info) at 2005-02-24 14:41:20 EST




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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-17 10:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This post is awesome.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-11 04:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AHAHHA bart linked this

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-11 03:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

best electro post ever.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-02-28 07:42:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-02-24 17:04:44 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:27:28 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:15:29 (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, that was nice.

You mind telling the person for Otten Johnson lawfirm who was walking by why I have a picture of a girl in a thong on my screen?
-----------------------------

'Cause you're fuckin' around on the internet instead of working.

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He's got you there...

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HAHAHAHAHA...

You're still a dick, Electro.


Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-28 05:09:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

several million years old

Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2005-02-28 04:56:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Isn't it obvious? Just leave already!

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-02-27 00:20:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ah... I see..... theres this
"Lets fuck with Electro's mind on AIM!" then theres
"Lets make him try to post something offensive or stupid!" and of course the next thing is
"Please ban him for posting that offensive/stupid stuff!"

Seriously, what in the blue fuck.....

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-27 00:02:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Take away his ratings.

Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2005-02-26 09:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You're probably the worst author on this whole site. How many posts have you made than include more than ten words?

Why not just end it all now? I mean what have you got to live for? Your animations are half assed and your "humour" posts make me laugh as much as AIDS.

Electro. Making Autism fun!

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-26 05:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fucking retard.

I'm emailing bart to ask him to ban you. You fucking deserve it.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-26 03:33:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Ban this asshole for a while.

Think of it as a timeout. Let him think about his actions.

Maybe it will change his ineptitude.

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-02-26 02:35:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You're a stupid asshole. Leave this site.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-26 01:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

That is if you don't get banned first, polesmoker.

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-02-26 01:25:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

this is awesome... now I got more stuff for a kick ass animation...

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-26 01:07:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

OUT WITH THE BAN-STICK

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-26 00:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Dustbrother (user info) at 2005-02-26 00:00:27 (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck the shut up
-------------------
up the shut fuck

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-26 00:29:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

aw man. i cant help you with this one. you're on your own.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-02-26 00:08:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Please ban this idiot.

Submitted by Dustbrother (user info) at 2005-02-26 00:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck the shut up

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-02-25 23:06:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Dumb dumb dumb assssss.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-02-25 19:28:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

It's not as if this hasn't been posted a thousand times on every fucking website known to man, not to mention everyfuckingone on the internet has recieved this picture in their email at least a million fucking times. But no, you couldn't put NSFW on it. Asshat.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-25 19:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:11:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

A Schooner is a Sailboat Stupidhead!

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-02-24 17:54:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:23:13 (#)
Ranking: 0

well ok smartass, tell me how I can edit the fuckin title then? I see no links, buttons, options to do so...
___________________________________________________________

So you're blaming the SITE for your ineptitude? You're unbelievable. I really, really hate you.

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-02-24 17:04:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:27:28 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:15:29 (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, that was nice.

You mind telling the person for Otten Johnson lawfirm who was walking by why I have a picture of a girl in a thong on my screen?
-----------------------------

'Cause you're fuckin' around on the internet instead of working.

------------------------------

He's got you there...

Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:51:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

NSFW anyone? Christ...I work with 80 year old...I don't need one falling down dead from staring at some chick's ass.

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Aw, poor Ewectwo's in a huff...

sebcharrot: Why, oh why electro?
electro1178: why am I so cool? so great? i know, i know
electro1178: i just am
sebcharrot: no, those are The Voices talking to you; must be the schizophrenia playing up again
electro1178: Must i use my joke on you?
electro1178: KNOCK KNOCK
sebcharrot: who's blocked? you.

You have blocked your buddy electro1178. You will be unable to recieve messages from them.

<ten minutes later>

sebcharrot: why hello
sebcharrot: have you calmed down now?
electro1178: hi
electro1178: KNOCK KNOCK
sebcharrot: who's gay?
electro
electro1178: Ahem... I said Knock Knock
sebcharrot: and i said who's gay
electro1178: no no, your suppose to say, Who's There?
electro1178: Now, Knock Knock
sebcharrot: Really? I've been doing it wrong all these years
sebcharrot: Who's knocking?
electro1178: me:"knock knock"
electro1178: you:"Who's there?"
electro1178: me:"GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
electro1178 signed off at 20:39:48.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:39:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fucking incredible.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:29:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:26:41 (#)
Ranking: -2

If you really want me to spell it out for you:

PUT IT IN THE TITLE NEXT TIME! And in the case of this post, saying "warning, not safe for work" in the middle of the reviews helps nobody, and makes you look like even more of a son-of-a-bitch. Therefore, refrain from being an asshole, and title your posts appropriately.

After 311 fucking posts, you'd think you might have guessed a couple of the rules...
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I WILL bear your children....

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:27:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

That's incredible! It makes you look like a tard!

Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:27:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:15:29 (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, that was nice.

You mind telling the person for Otten Johnson lawfirm who was walking by why I have a picture of a girl in a thong on my screen?
-----------------------------

'Cause you're fuckin' around on the internet instead of working.


Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:26:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

If you really want me to spell it out for you:

PUT IT IN THE TITLE NEXT TIME! And in the case of this post, saying "warning, not safe for work" in the middle of the reviews helps nobody, and makes you look like even more of a son-of-a-bitch. Therefore, refrain from being an asshole, and title your posts appropriately.

After 311 fucking posts, you'd think you might have guessed a couple of the rules...

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:23:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

well ok smartass, tell me how I can edit the fuckin title then? I see no links, buttons, options to do so...

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:19:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:04:32 (#)
Ranking: 0

oh, ok.

WARNING: This is not work safe.

There.

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Submitted by fluoxetinehydrochloride (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:02:03 (#)
Ranking: -2

NSFW= Not Suitable For Work
I know that it is hard to understand.
Put it in the title!!
------------------------


Oh, nice one genius. THE TITLE, CUNT.

Here's another WARNING: Tell people you're a dumbass before you talk to them, just to give them a chance to run away first.

There.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:15:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, that was nice.

You mind telling the person for Otten Johnson lawfirm who was walking by why I have a picture of a girl in a thong on my screen?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:05:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh you moron.

Really, degreeless told me you were autistic.


Thts true, right?

It has to be........

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:04:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! OVER THERE, THAT'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:04:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

oh, ok.

WARNING: This is not work safe.

There.

Submitted by fluoxetinehydrochloride (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:02:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

NSFW= Not Suitable For Work
I know that it is hard to understand.
Put it in the title!!

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:56:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow. I. have. never. seen. this. one. before. ha. ha. ha. I. am. pissing. my. pants. laughing. at. this. I. bet. you. made. this. didn't. you.

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

effort nazi -2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:55:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

old

Submitted by Dannie (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:54:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You people take this shit post Thursday thing too seriously

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

-1 because i've seen it too many times
+2 because that's a damn fine behind

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:46:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

En Ess Eff Double-Ewe

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

GODDAMNIT! WHY DON'T I GET TO SEE THE GODDAMN SAILBOAT!?!?!

Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:43:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I still don't see any boat...

Submitted by wtf_is_going_on (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:43:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hahaha!
funny!

I do see the boat! Look, there's people in there too!


I didn't want a hokey second wedding like those ones on TV! This one's
for real!

-- Homer Simpson
A Milhouse Divided