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Live and Let Die (690 hits)

Category: Politics -> Republicans

Rating: 1 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Kazzerax (View user info) at 2005-02-24 21:55:24 EST


You call last minute, because you have nothing else to do. Expecting me to rush over to entertain you and your friends like a hired clown. Sitting, smirking, knowing everything is going to be alright.

So I miss a call or two. Maybe I don't get back to you until the day is done, or the next one begins. You leave messages in rapid succession. First, worry. Worry that I've been in an accident. Then indifference. You don't care what I'm doing, and you aren't trying to keep "tabs" on me. Finally, hate. Unmitigated hate and contempt that I wouldn't jump on the phone, leave what I was doing, and amuse you.

This is not how I play the game. You are not going to change me.

Parties are a repellant to you, and accuse me of being "Mr. Cool" because I socialize. Everyday with accusations. "You slept with HER, didn't you?" No. I haven't. Its not my fault you are anti social and choose not to make new friends. Maybe you can live like that, but not me.

Helping, offering, and understanding. These are things I gave to you.

Suspicion, ridicule, accusations. These are things you gave to me.

I can not help you with your insecurities, and I can not fix all of your problems.

You know its sick. Sick to think that I can save you, or I can break you. I've neglected my friends long enough, and endured the pain of losing some because of you. Never again will I stick up for you, only to be treated with disrespect.

Never again will I allow myself to fall in the eyes of other from what you said. Nothing you say or do could ever make me love you again.

I am happier without you in my life. Jokes have never been funnier, the sun has never been so bright, and friends have never been so warm.

You have taught me one thing. People don't change. Its not just me. I can not save anyone. You can only save yourself.

Don't believe in me. I will let you down.


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User Reviews


Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-26 20:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Poor Goerge.

Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-04-06 09:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:54:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't really know what or how to rate this....


But it did make me smile.

Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't really know what or how to rate this....

Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2005-02-28 18:44:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck is the point of this, exactly?

I don't get it.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:51:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

munkeynuts approves of this post

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-24 23:09:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

guess who's still drunk?

when you were young and your heart was an open door, you used to say live and let live

you know you did
you know you did
you know you did


Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:38:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So dubya raped america? Or is in a bad relationship with america..? ..... .....eh..



I'm high, so thats the ebst I can do.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:14:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Told you.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:06:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm drunk and i'm singing guns & roses' version of live and let die right now so +2 for lyou

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You had an affair with George Bush?

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:02:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HI! I have a question for you. If the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it? Well, would ya? It's a simple question. If the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it? I know I would!


Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Woo finally unbanned

Have a -2 in celebration, you asshole

GO FREEDOM WOO!!!

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-24 21:58:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

B@W

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-02-24 21:58:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Can I hav her phone number?

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-24 21:56:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't know.


Marge: Homer, remember you promised you'd try to limit pork to six
servings a week?

Homer: Marge, I'm only human.

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