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Category: Graphics
Labels: return_from_banning

Rating: 1.31 on 57 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Habeeb Thomas PHD. (View user info) at 2005-02-24 22:08:34 EST


To celebrate, here is an MS Paint reproduction of the picture that god me banned


















sorry, my ms paint skills have deteriorated as a result of my banning. it will take me 3 years to restore them







NSFW

goo.JPG (28 kB)

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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:09:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HogMan650: stop making posts where you say who people look like
strwbryFANatic: They are true, though.
strwbryFANatic: Especially the Adam one
HogMan650: his wife is fuckin smokin
strwbryFANatic: Seriously it is frying my brain how much he looks like Tim Allen!
strwbryFANatic: FRYING MY BRAIN, I TELL YOU
HogMan650: i would like to engorge my peener into his wifes bubbyhole
strwbryFANatic: hahah
HogMan650: Hahahahhaa
HogMan650: he says he drives a 2003 ford ranger
HogMan650: but but
HogMan650: that poon is
HogMan650: so
HogMan650: but
HogMan650: ranger?
strwbryFANatic: breathe, Beeb
strwbryFANatic: BREATHE!
HogMan650: ahhh
HogMan650: but
HogMan650: how
strwbryFANatic: I already solved the mystery
strwbryFANatic: He got her a 1ct Princess cut diamond ring
strwbryFANatic: That's fucking how
HogMan650: what does that mean
strwbryFANatic: It's a huge and beautiful ring
strwbryFANatic: I would say yes even if I didn't love the guy for that ring
HogMan650: whats it cost, like 200 bucks?
strwbryFANatic: That's like a $6,000 ring...at least
strwbryFANatic: Maybe even $7k
HogMan650: bah
HogMan650: you can't drive it
HogMan650: so whats the point
HogMan650: how old is that fucking skinny ranger driving bastard
strwbryFANatic: 25
HogMan650: i will murder him

=============================================

Strawberry Sold you out man!

It's not the ranger or the ring

It's my PEENER PEENER PEENER!

Make me a Beeb Post!



Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:01:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

FUSION
FUSION
FUSION

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:56:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

We love you Habeeb.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-02-25 11:30:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

I wrote you an original song to celebrate your return. I call it Standing Water in the Urinal:


Guess who just got back today?
Them wild-eyed BEEB that had been away
Haven't changed, haven't much to say
But man, I still think that cat is crazy

He was asking if you were around
How you was, where you could be found
Told them you were living downtown
Driving all the old men crazy

The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
I said
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town

You know that chick that used to dance a lot
Every night she'd be on the floor shaking what she'd got
Man when I tell you she was cool, she was red hot
I mean she was steaming

And that time over at Johnny's place
Well this chick got up and she slapped Johnny's face
Man we just fell about the place
If that chick don't want to know, forget her

The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
I said
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town

Spread the word around
Guess who's back in town

You spread the word around

Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's bar and grill
The drink will flow and blood will spill
And if the BEEB want to fight, you'd better let him

That jukebox in the corner blasting out my favorite song
The nights are getting warmer, it won't be long
Won't be long till summer comes
Now that the BEEB is here again

The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
Spread the word around
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back, the BEEB is back

The BEEB is back in town again
Been hangin' down at Dino's
The BEEB is back in town again











AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that's CLASSIC. It will be a hit single, I can tell already.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:26:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yaaaaaay

okay can we NOT post potential bannable material again?

Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-02-25 11:41:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fukin' Ay song dude.

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-02-25 11:30:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wrote you an original song to celebrate your return. I call it Standing Water in the Urinal:


Guess who just got back today?
Them wild-eyed BEEB that had been away
Haven't changed, haven't much to say
But man, I still think that cat is crazy

He was asking if you were around
How you was, where you could be found
Told them you were living downtown
Driving all the old men crazy

The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
I said
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town

You know that chick that used to dance a lot
Every night she'd be on the floor shaking what she'd got
Man when I tell you she was cool, she was red hot
I mean she was steaming

And that time over at Johnny's place
Well this chick got up and she slapped Johnny's face
Man we just fell about the place
If that chick don't want to know, forget her

The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
I said
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town

Spread the word around
Guess who's back in town

You spread the word around

Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's bar and grill
The drink will flow and blood will spill
And if the BEEB want to fight, you'd better let him

That jukebox in the corner blasting out my favorite song
The nights are getting warmer, it won't be long
Won't be long till summer comes
Now that the BEEB is here again

The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
Spread the word around
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back in town
The BEEB is back, the BEEB is back

The BEEB is back in town again
Been hangin' down at Dino's
The BEEB is back in town again

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-02-25 11:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I recently saw Kids, pretty good movie. Exploitation at its finest.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-02-25 10:49:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you are so strange.

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-02-25 10:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

So offensive.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-25 09:52:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome! Welcome home.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-25 09:47:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-02-25 09:15:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-02-25 09:15:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You're unbanned! Haw-haw!

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 09:05:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WoooooHooooo!

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

w00t

Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-02-25 07:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yay Beebs!!!!!

I expect a better MS Paint Portrait of me though... I'm not going bald!!!

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:54:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes, this is very NSFW.

Submitted by Skullcrusher (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:42:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Damn that chick is tall.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:25:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What if you work at "Sun Grabbing Knee 'R' Us?"

Submitted by PlaguedByMurphy (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Funny...welcome back

Submitted by gabrielpm (user info) at 2005-02-25 06:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I am already offended!

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-02-25 05:51:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Who is that, where is the fusion, and why is the sun grabbing their knee?


Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-25 05:01:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

bitch, whip out a titty!

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-02-25 04:33:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Kick ass! Habeeb is back, all that campaigning paid off!

GO HABEEB! GO FUSION! WOO!

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-02-25 03:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

too bad

Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2005-02-25 02:37:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yessssss.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 01:43:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-02-25 01:38:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Good to see you learned your lesson.

Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-25 01:26:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i think the sun is trying to anal that fallen down palm tree

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-02-25 00:35:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I voted you best picture author and boy, you didn't let me down at all!

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-02-25 00:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WOOOOOOOOOO

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-02-24 23:54:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

IT looks like a retarded girl being violated by a yellow jellybean with a long arm. I like it.

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-24 23:53:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because that is the shittiest picture EVAR.

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-02-24 23:49:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hooray

Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-02-24 23:45:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YES!

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-24 23:31:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i <3 beeb. i stole his mspaint skills though. WOOOOOO!!!!!

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-02-24 23:01:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I think ill print that out and put it on my toilet wall.

Right under my.

(I came in here to sit and wonder. but all i did was shit and fart like bloody thunder) Plaque.

Submitted by Drone_of_Industry (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Dude, that's HIGH ART!

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:40:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I Love these..

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Spamtastic!

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

NSFW MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!

Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:28:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I was wonderin' where you were.

Welcome back, we always could spot a friend.
Welcome back, and I smile when I think how you must have been.
And I know what a scene you were learnin' in.
Was there something that made you come back again?
And what could ever lead ya (what could ever lead ya)
Back here where we need ya (back here where we need ya)?
Yeah, we tease him a lot 'cause we've got him on the spot, welcome back.
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

Submitted by Deamon (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:26:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your my Hero.

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:21:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

welcome back.

Submitted by Robert_of_Duluth (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:19:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

why?

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:18:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Woooo! I will now gorge myself on marshmallow teacakes to celebrate. I would have eaten them anyway, but at least this way I can eat them in a slightly happier frame of mind.

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Why did you get banned in the first place?

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

As I've said before, belongs in the Louvre.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:14:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Great.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:12:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I still think you're a fucking retard but this WAS funny.

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:12:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

great, yeah can't wait to go through this in another month or so.

Seriously though, welcome back my friend.




Haa ha you thought I actually cared for a second. What, no you didn't and I suck asscrack? Whatever.

Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Woo Beeb!

Submitted by salmonofdoubt (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:09:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i love you.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't let it happen again

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:09:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

return of the peeners! drinks are on me!


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