I'm Renaming Williamson "Will Ass Son" cause that fucker is dumb (741 hits)
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Submitted by Mitch Apalooza <denjer1.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-25 03:47:09 EST
I really don't have much past the title.
Except maybe that this is a post dedicated to all the 16 year old aussies out there who'd love to be american, but alas, were born australian.
Perhaps one day, their dreams will come true.... Perhaps GDub will invade Australia, and make it our 51st state?
Of course that would make them able to come over and work in America. We'd of course have to set some ground rules:
First off, they can only live and work in N.Dakota, S.Dakota, or Mississippi.
If they travel outside of those states they need special visas, and my permission.
Also, they're not allowed to speak 'aussie' outside those states.
The only languages allowed are American, Spanish, or Spanglish.
Lastly, they must be paid in aussie dollars (~78c/US$), and must NOT make more than the average illegal hispanic immigrant (who actually DESERVE to be here).
More laws will be enacted as I come up with them.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 10:22:46 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-21 10:19:04 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-07 20:48:37 EDT (#)
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hahahahaha pwned
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-07 20:32:55 EDT (#)
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Level 2 takes a big effort to get to so be proud, young whippersnapper.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-07 20:22:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-06 21:40:35 (#)
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He amy be dumb- he's actually damn close to "Dipshit: Level 3"- but it sure the fuck ain't YOUR place to say it, ass goblin.
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Level 2 is still pretty cool.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-04-06 21:50:52 EDT (#)
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Sweet!
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2005-04-06 21:46:07 EDT (#)
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will ass son?
BAHAHHAa what are you, four?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-06 21:40:56 EDT (#)
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...MAY be dumb...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-06 21:40:35 EDT (#)
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He amy be dumb- he's actually damn close to "Dipshit: Level 3"- but it sure the fuck ain't YOUR place to say it, ass goblin.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-06 21:37:33 EDT (#)
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I remember this... good times.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-06 21:34:35 EDT (#)
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I loved this one
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-06 21:23:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-02-25 05:02:18 (#)
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Dont judge all aussie's by williamson, he is i poor little screwed up socialist prick!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
what the hell man
Submitted by smurf_master (user info) at 2005-03-30 00:24:28 EST (#)
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what was the point of this post?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-30 00:04:14 EST (#)
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Classic post.
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-03-09 08:39:57 EST (#)
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www.shutthefuckup.com
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-09 08:29:53 EST (#)
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So, what happened to this guy?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-05 06:53:35 EST (#)
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no
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-05 06:44:33 EST (#)
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Most Heated!
I want everyone to see this. EVERYONE!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-05 06:41:19 EST (#)
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Best. Post. Evar!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-05 06:28:14 EST (#)
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+2 for Will-ass-son
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:50:04 EST (#)
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Congrats, you just won the "Newest Retard" award.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-25 11:21:39 EST (#)
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Let the Mo-A-Thon begin.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-25 09:41:38 EST (#)
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oh, i get it...he replaced a few letters and made a "butt" in the middle of his name
genius
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-02-25 05:31:13 EST (#)
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How about you shut your cock holster?
(for your reference, we don't have much oil or WMDs so forget about it.)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 05:27:49 EST (#)
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Fuckin' Seppos!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-25 05:24:15 EST (#)
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No, but I do have this jim dandy "Puritans please-fuck-off-half-a-world-away to Holier than Thou" one.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 05:23:40 EST (#)
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Warren G, you voted for Bush?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-25 05:18:39 EST (#)
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Shut up or I'll kick your ass
Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-02-25 05:17:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-25 05:07:31 (#)
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Being beaten up by Thorpe is ghey, Warren - like asking your mum to fight him for you, 'cause you're too busy and all - being rogered by your Dad. I didn't call your mum a whore, she's just up for it, that's all (ground rules providing).
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Does anyone have a 'Convict-Colony to American' dictionary?
I need to figure out whatever it is danger just wrote.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 05:08:30 EST (#)
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OOO OOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo!
Lets call him "Warren G"
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-25 05:07:31 EST (#)
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Being beaten up by Thorpe is ghey, Warren - like asking your mum to fight him for you, 'cause you're too busy and all - being rogered by your Dad. I didn't call your mum a whore, she's just up for it, that's all (ground rules providing).
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 05:04:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-02-25 05:02:18 (#)
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Dont judge all aussie's by williamson, he is i poor little screwed up socialist prick!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-02-25 05:02:18 EST (#)
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Dont judge all aussie's by williamson, he is i poor little screwed up socialist prick!
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-02-25 04:55:45 EST (#)
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invade! don't you mean liberate
Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-02-25 04:53:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-25 04:46:09 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 04:42:36 (#)
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I bet thorpe could kick your ass, mitch.
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HA-HAA! An oldie but a goodie. I bet Timon and Pumba could kick your arse.
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Um... DangerRanger?
Yea I don't think referencing a Disney musical and its characters is really what you want to do when doing the 'internet tough-guy talk'.
Just stick to calling my mom a whore... it makes you look slightly LESS gay.
Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-02-25 04:48:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 04:42:36 (#)
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I bet thorpe could kick your ass, mitch.
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I don't know. Maybe.
But if what DangerRanger wrote about my mom is true, then who cares! Cause my mom could kick thorpe's ass, his dad's ass, and his uncle's ass, all in one sitting.
Wow. My mom seems like a tough whore!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-25 04:46:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 04:42:36 (#)
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I bet thorpe could kick your ass, mitch.
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HA-HAA! An oldie but a goodie. I bet Timon and Pumba could kick your arse.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-25 04:42:59 EST (#)
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Aw, can't we stay at your trailer? Your mum says it's fine, but she has ground rules too -
* She will only fuck and suck Australians, Muslems, Democrats and Communists.
* No gobby unless we let her swallow.
* We have to fuck her in the freckle as well 'cause she likes that see, oh yeah, she does, and your
Daddy only has eyes for you.
I'm renaming you "Warren" because you are a fuckwit.
Hello... WARREN!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 04:42:36 EST (#)
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I bet thorpe could kick your ass, mitch.
Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-02-25 04:41:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-25 04:35:35 (#)
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What makes Williamson worth four tribute/hate posts???
On a side note, you're a dumb fuck
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no no... you weren't paying attention.
It's will-ASS-son
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-25 04:35:35 EST (#)
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What makes Williamson worth four tribute/hate posts???
On a side note, you're a dumb fuck.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 04:33:22 EST (#)
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I mean, who calls tape "sticking plaster"? A band-aid an "elastoplast"? A diaper a "nappy"?
Wait, those are actually kinda cool...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 04:29:21 EST (#)
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A deformity? I would liken it to A Vast Improvement.
Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-02-25 04:28:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2005-02-25 04:23:36 (#)
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Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-02-25 04:20:01 (#)
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"The only languages allowed are American, Spanish, or Spanglish."
you fag, you must be an immigrant or something. that should be "The only languages allowed are American."
-2 DIE
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American isn't a language, what you guys speak is a deformity of the english language
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Bullshit.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-02-25 04:28:27 EST (#)
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I'm still enjoying the post before you
So here is some residue
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2005-02-25 04:23:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-02-25 04:20:01 (#)
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"The only languages allowed are American, Spanish, or Spanglish."
you fag, you must be an immigrant or something. that should be "The only languages allowed are American."
-2 DIE
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American isn't a language, what you guys speak is a deformity of the english language.
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-02-25 04:20:01 EST (#)
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"The only languages allowed are American, Spanish, or Spanglish."
you fag, you must be an immigrant or something. that should be "The only languages allowed are American."
-2 DIE
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-25 04:06:31 EST (#)
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Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.
-- Homer Simpson
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 04:04:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-02-25 03:56:00 EST (#)
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Such ignorance. It's a shame to see this type on Uber. But, as we all know, Dictator Bush got his votes from somewhere, I suppose it can't be avoided.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-02-25 03:54:57 EST (#)
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"and must NOT make more than the average illegal hispanic immigrant (who actually DESERVE to be here)."
How so?
I don't mind that they are here, but that statement seemed weird to me.
By the way this was retarded.