ETS Songs You Haven't Heard (728 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicLabels: ETS_Music
Rating: 1.1 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-02-25 11:22:49 EST
Here is a selection of tracks from my first album with the lyrics to each. I have been accused of being unoriginal and recording only crappy covers, so I will be posting nothing but originals from now on. These were recorded on a Tascam 8-track mk-II, and I didn't know what the fuck I was doing, so the production is crap. Nevertheless, here you go.
"I Love You, Ho"
http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/In_Praise_of_Folly/07iloveyouho.mp3
Hello, I'm here to stay! I'll never go away, no matter what you say or do!
You make me so hard, I drool like a retard, and I only want to play with you.
You build fences around your selfish fantasy eggshell, but something is hiding the yoke.
I'd like to find out what chickens are all about, and why the fuck they cross the road!
I love you so much, but you won't let me touch the athlete's-foot-bottom of your soul.
But, I still must admit that there's still a lot of shit about me that I have not told you.
I'm obsessed with details like legumes and entrails and marsh-mellow mini-thin soup;
flatworms and jellyfish and knowing that I would miss the wonderful smell of your poop!
I'm so in love with you, if we plane-crashed in Peru, I'd probably let you eat my corpse!
And I like you so well, I'd burn for you in Hell, but only with you there, of course!
"Nocturne"
http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/In_Praise_of_Folly/08nocturne.mp3
Do not fear, my child! This will all be over soon.
Set back, relax, and smile while other men race toward their doom.
Do not try to think. Refuse what would come naturally,
for that ship of fools will sink, and rest on the floor of the sea
while drowning men grasp for their dreams.
As I look into myself, a manifold figure appears;
illusion: its only wealth.....destruction: its primary fear.
I am all that exists, containing the all and the none.
No matter how long are the lists, or exhaustive the compilation,
everything that we see is but one.
"Alzheimer's"
http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/In_Praise_of_Folly/09alzheimers.mp3
I see the vultures are parading all around you.
Decapitated, your amazement overcame you.
Your haunted image, dirty image is resounding.
These changing sand dunes are your heirlooms in this caterpillar state of mind.
Live forever fossilized inside a mine, like an iron trilobite.
Your sweet disease is a cryogenic freezer filled with meat, and still-life melodies.
I see the sun-beams are parading all around you.
Invigorated, smiling faces stimulate you.
Your burning image, shining image is rejoicing
to see the door swing open freely from this captivating cage called life.
Live forever fossilized inside a mine, like an iron trilobite.
Your sweet disease is a cryogenic freezer filled with meat, and still-life melodies.
But, something's happening. There's a curse upon the land.
Your brand-new pair of boots are buried in the sand.
And as your shoeless feet begin to bake
upon your broken, kindled dreams, you find a camera and take a photograph
to preserve the legacy of crumbling paths that disintegrate with age....
as the memories fade - ever seeking to be buried in the shade, like a nameless castaway...
User Reviews
Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2005-02-26 00:20:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"And keeping it that way. After the way you emo'd Nirvana, I tend to stay far, far away from your music."
i was just wondering, wtf does his nirvana covers have to do with his originals? if you are refusing to listen just because you dont like his covers of nirvana songs, then thats just ignorant buddy
brad, already heard these, so i didnt have to click the links above to give ya a +2
Submitted by Drone_of_Industry (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:27:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If I remember correctly "Alzhiemer's" was actually recorded rather well (Unless you're going by 10,000 dollar Creed standards) and I like that song. I enjoy the melody of "I Love You, Ho" but would've liked to have heard it executed differently. And I'm not a fan of "Nocturn" nor synths typically. You should put some of the songs off your respected third album here.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:16:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-25 11:50:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
ETS Songs You Haven't Heard
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And keeping it that way. After the way you emo'd Nirvana, I tend to stay far, far away from your music.
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sorry, but it's true.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:50:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
it sounds like Yanni w/ synthesizers
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exactly. Have fun jamming with Kenny G and other sub-par synth-pop artists when you get older.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:46:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice pussy!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The production *does* pretty much suck (too much reverb), and it sounds like Yanni w/ synthesizers, but I like the lyrics and some of the ideas, so have a +2 from one composer to another.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:22:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am excited to listen to these! But I must wait until the boyfriend wakes up.... but here is a +2 because I always like your stuff.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:05:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
my god man. The production is just.....fucking disgusting. And what's with this happy bubble-gum pop shit? YOu're obviously making music for attention, not making music for music's sake...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-25 11:50:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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And keeping it that way. After the way you emo'd Nirvana, I tend to stay far, far away from your music.
Submitted by ariseymour (user info) at 2005-02-25 11:31:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't listen to the songs, no sound on this computer, but +2 for the picture.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-25 11:30:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sassmasterr: I think the pussy's name is Fluffy Oswald.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-25 11:24:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
still gold in my book. i like the ho song. also, that's an evil pussy.