What happens in Vegas gets posted all over Übersite (1689 hits)
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Submitted by Nicole <nakita963.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-25 12:14:08 EST
In less than two weeks 20 of us will be convening on Las Vegas to drink, gamble, make asses of ourselves, drink some more and possibly puke.
Some of you aren't coming because you don't have the money (somewhat understandable - not like you didn't have the time to plan), some because they are afraid of meeting a bunch of freaks (you are one too but just don't want to admit it), a few because you are afraid of meeting anyone period, one because they just had another baby (and his pee-pee hurts), and others because your obsession with another Überer was spurned. You're all going to miss out on the best Über-get-together ever. We're going to miss you.
For those coming in on Thursday, the plan is to meet at the Bugsy bar in the middle of the Flamingo casino somewhere between 10 pm and midnight. There is a list of phone numbers circulating via the email list. If you can't find us when you arrive, call a few of them. People arriving Friday or any other time just call us to find out what is going on when you arrive. We plan on meeting up as a group for some meals, major drinking and other activities but there will be plenty of non-group time as well.
Here is the final list of attendees:
Nicole
Loren
Bart
JMG114
Antluvdog
GodChicken
PolyamorousAJ
EatMeCompletely
Jay
TigerLilly
Screamfeeder
1.21GW
Judokah
Flack
Fogie
AlwaysAnEagle
MyNameIsTim
Munkeypants
Cornnugget
Kr8rix
There is plenty of room for anyone who still wants to come. You might be able to get some cheap flights at the last minute so keep on the look-out.
I'm looking forward to meeting all of you freaks and taking part in many crazy shenanigans. Just leave me out of the anal sex and oranges festivities.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-28 13:23:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You miss your friends! Come back on the East Coast! Hell, give Montreal a try!
It makes sense so it will happen. I know. *hopes rocketing*
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-03-28 13:10:09 EST (#)
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Sorry, CC, just saw that you had replied. Umm, as for hope, I wouldn't get them up :-) Phoenix and Montreal are quite a ways apart.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:30:13 EST (#)
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:~(
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-23 15:53:55 EST (#)
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Come on...give me a sign that there is hope.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-23 08:49:21 EST (#)
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I love you
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-22 12:48:09 EST (#)
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I'm still a fan! That post is great! http://www.ubersite.com/m/62251
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-18 20:43:52 EST (#)
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I'm officially a fan.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62251
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-28 09:28:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-26 22:52:30 (#)
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I have a seashell bakini top. I shall bring it and pay any guy $20
to wesr it for one hour in public.
Anyone want to throw into the pot?
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Yes! I am in.
Oh and I was thinking about bringing that item that
I was going to bring to NYC. Wadda think Miss Pants?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-28 02:45:02 EST (#)
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Aw bugger. If they would just give me a gawdammed visa, i would SOOO be coming. F'cking immigrations. They don't love us foreign sorts...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-26 22:52:30 EST (#)
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I have a seashell bakini top. I shall bring it and pay any guy $20
to wesr it for one hour in public.
Anyone want to throw into the pot?
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-26 22:13:33 EST (#)
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im still not coming.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-02-25 23:21:21 EST (#)
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Posting nothing is better than posting crap.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-25 22:27:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-25 17:32:51 (#)
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son of a bitch. left off another fucking attendees list. I get the picture, Im not fucking coming.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-25 22:03:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just because you're bringing a gorilla suit, AJ.
I swear, a guy gets an animal costume, plans to go insane wearing said suit inside the casino, and he thinks it'll be magically funny.
Wait, it will be...
SWWEEEEEEEEEET!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-25 19:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SGS- I get the feeling you're just trying to rile people up for hits. Good work if that's your goal.
If you think that just because the group going to this Ubercon is a little bit older age-wise that we won't have fun then you're sorely mistaken. Do you honestly think all of us are going to go this far to have a bad time? You're going to read stories about Vegas that you'll remember for the rest of your life. I'll wager the farm on that one.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-02-25 19:51:20 EST (#)
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im there.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-02-25 19:42:49 EST (#)
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i'll be there
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 19:34:14 EST (#)
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hey nicole, if your head wasnt so far up your ass you would notice i was hinting towards a lack of balls to post. so shut up.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-25 18:33:28 EST (#)
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OK, then, cockknock, where do you live?
Across the pond?
Cause notice I said continental North America.
And if you are more expensive than Miami or Boston, then you're not looking hard enough, cause those towns are about as far as you can get from Vegas.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-02-25 18:27:20 EST (#)
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You know why? Because you live there, beeeotch.
Sorry for the error. You haven't subscribed to the email list have you? Are you just going to meet us Friday night? Do you need some phone #s?
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-25 17:32:51 EST (#)
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son of a bitch. left off another fucking attendees list. I get the picture, Im not fucking coming.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-02-25 17:11:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:04:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about Rocktsrgn
User id: 14334
loser!
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Well, by that measure you are also a loser, Mr. 13161.
The fact that you have to resort to such tactics only intensifies your loserness. If you were in any way intelligent or creative you could come up with something better than the misogynistic name calling you are so fond of.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:57:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:07:02 (#)
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Just a small one for ya, Sat.
New York to Las Vegas ROUND TRIP
$275
Miami to Las vegas ROUND TRIP
$258
Boston to Las Vegas ROUND TRIP
$288
Seattle to Las Vegas ROUND TRIP
$158
I'm in Denver, I'm paying $211 ROUND TRIP
Montreal to Las Vegas ROUND TRIP
$312 (gosh, I forgot tax)
Mexico City to Las vegas ROUND TRIP
$328 Oh no!
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i don't live close to any of those places fucking fattytabs.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:48:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:04:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about Rocktsrgn
User id: 14334
loser!
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she designs turbulance lidars. she cant be that much of a loser.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:47:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yes Nicole, but does it have more twat holes than a genetically-modified SUPER WHORE? That is the REAL question. That is what YOU should be thinking about.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:44:55 EST (#)
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I plan to attend as well, but I shall only reveal myself to you after the appropriate code words have been spoken. Untill that time I will lurk behind corners and follow you unnoticed.
HOWEVER, if any sort of slapstick-accident should befall ANY of you, I will instantaneously appear so that I may laugh at your misfortune. The laugh will sound like this, HA hahahah HAWWWWW hee hee hehaw heHAW HAWHAWHAW MWAhow HOMEMEMEMOME HAW WAHOWEEEEEE! remember this, it may save your life...
the code word is jelly-moon.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:09:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was starting to lament the fact that I haven't been able to spend much time on Uber lately. No longer. It still has more twatholes than I care for.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:58:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I hope everyone has a BLAST!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:30:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
has anybody seen the movie Very Bad Things?
rockdstr - way to be an engineer.
i'd like to reiterate my claim that 74.3 percent of ubersite is engineers.
that is all.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:18:25 EST (#)
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You forgot about the minors who don't have a fake ID.
Have a good time, kids.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:07:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just a small one for ya, Sat.
New York to Las Vegas ROUND TRIP
$275
Miami to Las vegas ROUND TRIP
$258
Boston to Las Vegas ROUND TRIP
$288
Seattle to Las Vegas ROUND TRIP
$158
I'm in Denver, I'm paying $211 ROUND TRIP
Montreal to Las Vegas ROUND TRIP
$312 (gosh, I forgot tax)
Mexico City to Las vegas ROUND TRIP
$328 Oh no!
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about Rocktsrgn
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loser!
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:27:17 EST (#)
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HEY MUNKEYPANTS!!
WAzzzzzzzzzzup ?
(soulfly = WTH)
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:26:13 EST (#)
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OH MY GOD. WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP ARGUING WITH THIS FUCKNUT?
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:20:11 EST (#)
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you're just not trying hard enough then!
Submitted by Rocktsrgn (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:12:54 EST (#)
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It's difficult to argue with idiots.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:09:21 EST (#)
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you give me the same mental image every time you talk woman. Shave your legs and go buy some tanning lotion for god's sake and get out for once in your life and quit being a whore for 2 dollars.
Submitted by Rocktsrgn (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:05:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:58:38 (#)
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i have a girlfriend, unlike yourself lard-nuts, so I get mine.
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Haha! I bet she's nasty as hell to put up with you. Thanks for the funny image of two nasty people making dove eyes.
I know I said I would stop, but I just couldn't resist.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:02:01 EST (#)
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I promised myself I wouldn't puke and that I will see this canyon they got down in the Arizona.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:58:38 EST (#)
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i have a girlfriend, unlike yourself lard-nuts, so I get mine.
Submitted by Rocktsrgn (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:57:09 EST (#)
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Hey Satan, you dumbass - I was just looking at some other posts, and you're camping on them all! At once!! Hehe.
Regardless, I'm tired of this. You're doing it for attention, and I'm finished giving you what you want.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:56:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:07:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
here porky porky..........suuuuuuuieeeeeeee!
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I've seen your picture, big fella. Not many people post lists of the accomplishments of others, and camwhore with a bee-sting. Apparently, you're pretty smooth with the women-folk, too.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:51:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Rocktsrgn (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:44:21 (#)
Ranking: 1
Any intelligent person should. But, yeah, I'm a woman.
Cook for ME, bitch. I'm too busy designing turbulence lidar
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how about no because i'm not a woman? shouldn't you be in the kitchen or laundry room? You're not supposed to talk to men like without lowering your eyes to the floor first.
Submitted by Rocktsrgn (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Any intelligent person should. But, yeah, I'm a woman.
Cook for ME, bitch. I'm too busy designing turbulence lidars.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:40:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Rocktsrgn (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:38:30 (#)
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Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:06:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
you shut the fuck up woman. Men are talking. get in the kitchen and make me a tater tot casserole.
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You sad sack of shit. I'm not sure that I can explain how much I hate you, and I don't even know you.
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ditto I guess? You have to be a woman, only a woman would take offense to that. Either that or your a flaming queer.
Submitted by Rocktsrgn (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:38:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:06:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
you shut the fuck up woman. Men are talking. get in the kitchen and make me a tater tot casserole.
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You sad sack of shit. I'm not sure that I can explain how much I hate you, and I don't even know you.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:33:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:39:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
i've got the money and everything, I just don't want to gamble away the money that I've been saving up for a down-payment on a house is all.
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Have a couple drinks then really think this through like a pro.
If you had $50,000 saved up for a down payment on a house and you put this money on the 5/1 wheel of fortune odds and hit...you'd be coming home with $250,000 minus the money you spend getting blown in your hotel room by a bunch of 19 year old hookers.
Think of all the time you could save, you get a fun trip, you get laid, and you can buy your new home the day you get back.
Submitted by epiphany (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:31:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm picturing some dark lounge somewhere on the strip, where all of you sit around a couple of tables with some beernuts, recreating the "Mutants at Table 9" scene from Wedding Singer. Have fun, and don't kill anyone you can't bury in the desert.
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:18:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:07:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
here porky porky..........suuuuuuuieeeeeeee!
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Between that and the tater tot casserole... THIS GUY IS MY NEW HERO!!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:13:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You need an Uber CanadaCon. For the Americans, it would be a cheaper dollar, meaning more....bang...for your buck.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
here porky porky..........suuuuuuuieeeeeeee!
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you shut the fuck up woman. Men are talking. get in the kitchen and make me a tater tot casserole.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:04:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:00:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
"JGreening" Making friends again I see, fatboy!
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Hey, now!! Be nice people. Its Fucking Friday. Can't you all
just lighten up!
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
why isn't fatass responding? I thought he refreshed every five seconds because ubersite is his life-force?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:00:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've seen this posted a couple of times already
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:00:35 EST (#)
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"JGreening" Making friends again I see, fatboy!
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:00:10 EST (#)
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fatass, check for plane tickets TO and FROM vegas. Anything under 300? Didn't think so. YOu assum i'd just stay in the streets and not do anything as well? I'm guessing you buy your food from a rat that says it'll make you lose weight tubs mcgee.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:57:19 EST (#)
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1) $300 will get you to Vegas from anywhere in the continent of North America.
2) Joy and happy, you don't like people.
3) Find an insult that hasn't already been overused by not one, not two but three other people.
4) And you would be who?
5) And done what?
6) And who cares?
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:55:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ain't no party like an Ubersite party, 'cause an Ubersite party don't stop.
JMG's going? I am hoping to have deh s3x0r with him.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:55:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
keep your fat mouth out of this greening. I've got my reasons for not going which I guess I'll point out again for you simpleton mind
1. I don't like any of you
2. I don't know any of you
3. I'm sure none of you like me
4. only 300 in checking/savings account. that wouldn't even get a ticket out there.
so shut your mouth before you speak fatass and eat another double filet of fish.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:52:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Satangotwhatever...
"Unfortunately us real people have shit to save up for other than a weekend with a group of strangers in a city built on greed and self-image."
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Get over yourself you selfrighteous pudfuck.
You sure seem mad that good funny guys aren't going, because you wanna read funny stories about others doing shit, but you yourself won't nut up, take a hit in the wallet and do something yourself.
Hippopatamus-patamus+(clit-l+r)
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:45:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn when is this again? I'm going to be skiing in Tahoe which is not anywhere near Vegas, but you can drive there from Tahoe.
except not really
plus I really really want to go skiing
oh fuckbeans
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:44:37 EST (#)
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exactly Aj. That had Method, Donk, creep, women, god so many cool fucking people. This is a list of boring hypocritical smart-asses who would probably sit around and talk about how great they are on a website while they are in vegas. Unfortunately us real people have shit to save up for other than a weekend with a group of strangers in a city built on greed and self-image.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:40:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Satangotsyphillis... here.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41224
Cunt.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:39:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hope you guys have a fucking blast
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:39:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i've got the money and everything, I just don't want to gamble away the money that I've been saving up for a down-payment on a house is all.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:35:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm not talking about "good" writers you fucking retard, I mean people that will actually, I don't know, have fun in vegas and actually result in entertaining ubercon reads? I just can't see this being fun in the least.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:33:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:31:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
"god what about Donkey?"
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I hope you're joking.
If not then you obviously need a re-evaluation of what a good writer is, tool.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:31:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll Fed-Ex you my semen for all of you to drink it in my name. Kinda like Jesus did.
I have been accumulating it for a few months now.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:31:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
where the fuck is sideburns, lechuga, GLALL, CBG, Method, god what about Donkey?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:29:17 EST (#)
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You mean this couldn't really happen?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60353
I'm not coming because I really can't afford to spend money on it. I'm in Houston for a conference the week before.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:28:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this is going to be the worst ubercon ever because all of the writers attending just suck soooo much ass.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:25:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Just leave me out of the anal sex and oranges festivities."
Well, thanks Nicole. I don't want to go now! ;)
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:19:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Meeting at the Flamingo?
Good. I'll be drunk by the time you all get there, I fear.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:18:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
crazy ass people comin' to my town! i've already warned metro, trying to get police escorts from the airport.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:17:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am about to jump out of my own skin!!!!
I CAN'T WAIT TO PARTY WITH ALL OF YOU!!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:17:06 EST (#)
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I'm so jealous. I want to go but my empty bank account and my crippling fear of flying won't let me. CURSES!
Oh well, have fun.