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Moronica (401 hits)

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Rating: -2 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Rockstar (View user info) at 2005-02-25 13:06:42 EST



Damascus writes:

What is in your heart is a song, and what is to stupid to be said is sung. Sing! Sing what is sold to you, sing to the heart of the demographic, the age bracket, the youth without innocence, the elders without wisdom. The song of the herd is the lowing of the consumer. The great articulation of the impotence of a world which has power over existence but power no over its life. Where freedom of choice is the chattering of keyboards. Let the firefoxes run free across the greatest means of communication since man called his name to the stars. He who could fly on the rockets, will crawl through the sewers. Those who cannot succeed should not succeed, the world is in flame and we are to suffer because we cannot see into its darkest heart. Openness is weakness, those who cannot steal and lie will be the grease on roads of freedom. The great seprent of law that encircles the world has been slain and we shall sow its teeth in heaven.

This is what Damascus writes.

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Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:04:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What Shlongy said, plus: DIE!

Submitted by blank_mind (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:12:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Damn

I was really hoping this would get one or two positives but i am guessing shlongy has ruined all that now. If you saw the joke and gave me -2 (DIE?) fair enough.

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Damascus sucks.

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Eat glass

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:53:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:26:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Shlongy writes:
-2


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Shlongy writes:
-2


Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I
mean, isn't God everywhere?

-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Heretic