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Submitted by Dr. Shabazz (View user info) at 2005-02-25 13:09:23 EST
if you say anything i'll bash in your brains.
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Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-04-04 22:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by testy (user info) at 2005-04-04 15:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2005-04-02 19:46:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I never threatened to physically harm anybody you dumb fuck, I merely suggested they physically harm themselves to save me the effort.
Also, have a look here:- http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=slander
It's LIBEL if it's in print idiot - and only then if it's false. Everything I write is true: you DO bring nothing to this site and your posts are sublime only in their imbecility - It's like you just run your tiny, flaccid penis across the keyboard and then hit the 'hook me up' button and ejaculate.
Shit man, you must have to replace your Enter key each time you submit
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-03-16 13:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What is your deal man?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-12 00:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oink Oink
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-03-12 00:41:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Satan's real camwhore:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61738
He only wishes he looked as good as Tigre.
Submitted by CoffeeAndSmokes (user info) at 2005-03-10 21:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yep, you still suck.
Submitted by BlueTsunami (user info) at 2005-03-10 12:16:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
He's gay, I remember reading a post of his somewhere else where he confessed his undying love for David Schimmer....damn Duke-Nukem-Pig Cop....you got some really bad issues if you want David Schimmer to touch your No No spot as you refered to it as....
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-28 07:43:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fucking stupid.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-02-27 09:53:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 21:41:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about Slighty_Obnoxious
User id: 15011
Registered on or around: 2004-12-28 11:36:06
# Messages posted: 6
# Reviews written: 227
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 84
# Hits: 3106
Average rating of all messages: 0.47
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who's the one talking smack, now?
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Using user info to insult people is pretty sad. Try harder or don't try at all.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-25 23:32:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 21:41:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about Slighty_Obnoxious
User id: 15011
Registered on or around: 2004-12-28 11:36:06
# Messages posted: 6
# Reviews written: 227
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 84
# Hits: 3106
Average rating of all messages: 0.47
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who's the one talking smack, now?
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Ahahahahaha!
I'm glad the mentally disabled can figure out how to copy and paste.
Do you know any other nifty computer tricks?
P.S. - Using user info as an insult is rather pathetic. Try getting more personal. I know you can get that miniature brain to work for you!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-02-25 23:10:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
-1 for no karaoke machine
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-25 22:54:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dr. Shabazz, huh? You idolize how Malcolm X stirred shit up?
You are the most crackerfied version of Malcolm X I have ever seen. Malcolm X was named el-Hajj Malik el-Shabazz. You, however, are Dr. el-Halfa Man Shabazz. You're a waste of space. A benign tumor on the sphincter of the internet. A modern model of Goatse, if you will. Child rapists and pedophiles are more impressive than you. Your posts? Utter crap. Your idea of a hate post? Easier than Sunday morning to turn back. Your criticism of others' writing? Amusing, in that gay ironic sense.
You try to be controversial and stir up shit, but you start sobbing in the corner like a little bitch the first time GLALL or Adam stands you up in your tracks.
Jesus fuck, Electro gets more respect than you, and I can't stand that fucking tard.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 22:04:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-25 21:47:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
highest reviews to post-word-count ever.
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wow. i guess i'm a celebrity now. go me.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-25 21:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
highest reviews to post-word-count ever.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 21:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about Slighty_Obnoxious
User id: 15011
Registered on or around: 2004-12-28 11:36:06
# Messages posted: 6
# Reviews written: 227
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 84
# Hits: 3106
Average rating of all messages: 0.47
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who's the one talking smack, now?
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-25 21:28:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You smell like cheese
Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-02-25 17:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I cry in the brine.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-25 17:25:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 17:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i still think your camwhore is fake adam
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:01:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You have alot less to say now don't you?
WooT!
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
better than anything you could produce, spook.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:46:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what is this trash?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:45:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
u' know ubersite is like one big happy family.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:42:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60567
a retaliatory -2 when I've just been pointing out the obvious?
Real mature, virgin.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:40:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You've got nothing, dirtball. Now go away and let the adults talk.
Submitted by Dannie (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:40:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:30:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
god, the smoke is still coming off of his corpse from such massive ownage by every single person here. Hey, someone get some marshmellows!
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EWWW they will taste like burnt bacon fat. Whatsa matter with you man?!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:38:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:35:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
you guys are just a bunch of internet dorky whores. At least I have a life
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Ummm go look at your last few posts...who's a dork?
I thought you were crying and running away like a girl anyway?
BYE
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:35:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you guys are just a bunch of internet dorky whores. At least I have a life.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:30:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
god, the smoke is still coming off of his corpse from such massive ownage by every single person here. Hey, someone get some marshmellows!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:27:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
take it easy then shit-for-brains.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:25:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:23:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
godammit stop it people! You shut the fuck up Shlongy you are old and stupid! FUCK YOU GLALL. FUCK YOU ADAMDIDIT2U. I had respect for you guys at one point, but fuck it, i am done. done with this shit. done with this fucking website.
have fun beating off onto each others chests.
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Hahahhahaha
Satansgotsyphillis = OWNED SO FUCKING HARD!
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:23:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
godammit stop it people! You shut the fuck up Shlongy you are old and stupid! FUCK YOU GLALL. FUCK YOU ADAMDIDIT2U. I had respect for you guys at one point, but fuck it, i am done. done with this shit. done with this fucking website.
have fun beating off onto each others chests.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:21:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That "FUCK YOU" sure told everybody off, you fat, blockhead virgin-for-life shitstain.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:20:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love how he's making it seem like me and adam "started" all of this, when you are the one who starts the shit-slinging as soon as someone even responds to your fucking posts.
I'm done with this. I never usually even comment on these type of shit posts unless its the Shlongster. You are now officially wasting my fucking time.
and have another "ownage" for the road...
I saw your mom (or as you call her, girlfriend) at the supermarket fucking this guy that looked like an older, more dead version of Marlon Brando before I realized she was masturbating in a bean-bag chair. I walked by her and she grabbed my arm, pleading for someone to sexually satisfy her better than her son. Her vagina was bruised from days of having little midget fingers fellate her in "Midget Busters 3". I refused and continued on my way when she started throwing bananas from the produce aisle at me and shouting like a monkey. I bought a gun from the clerk and shot her in the face. Your mother/girlfriend is dead. Have fun living a life of virginity and agony from being unable to get inside her pants now.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:18:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear Dr. Shitforbrains:
It has come to my attention that you are now officially OWNED by GLALL.
Good day.
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:13:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
As I type this -2 review into my computer, I guarantee you I am not making a solitary sound with my voice.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
neither of you have "owned" me, your both fucking elitist bastards that think they can make fun of some guy on a web forum and get away with it. You fuckfaces should be ashamed of yourselves for picking on me.
Your wife is a dog, by the way. I prefer brunettes.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Haha Punked out yet again.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:07:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
don't fuck with GLALL, you can't afford to be owned twice i one day
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:05:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:00:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
oh for FUCKS SAKE MAN, nice assumption. I see that i'm going to have to just pull out the GLALL bag of ownage and fucking hit you with it until you start crying for Mother Theresa to come and pull you out of your hell and hit you in the face with a meat-mallet...
I've seen your picture, I've seen your posts, and you ARE what I classify as a typical "shit" poster. Stats, stupid heat posts like this, you are worthless to everyone on this site who has ever made an effort. Let's map out a usual night for STD satan guy...
You take your fat girlfriend and go to the movies. Cry for four hours because you have to sit in the aisleways since neither of you can fit into a seat. YOu go the the Golden Corral buffet, put them out of business, and go buy 30 litres of pepsi from the gas station so you can continue to funtion normally. Some guy throws a twinkie wrapper out of his window, you start licking it like it's your energy-force, and your girlfriend leaves you for a large black labrador because she is blind and has low standards.
So yeah, what was that again dumbass?
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FUCK YOU
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh for FUCKS SAKE MAN, nice assumption. I see that i'm going to have to just pull out the GLALL bag of ownage and fucking hit you with it until you start crying for Mother Theresa to come and pull you out of your hell and hit you in the face with a meat-mallet...
I've seen your picture, I've seen your posts, and you ARE what I classify as a typical "shit" poster. Stats, stupid heat posts like this, you are worthless to everyone on this site who has ever made an effort. Let's map out a usual night for STD satan guy...
You take your fat girlfriend and go to the movies. Cry for four hours because you have to sit in the aisleways since neither of you can fit into a seat. YOu go the the Golden Corral buffet, put them out of business, and go buy 30 litres of pepsi from the gas station so you can continue to funtion normally. Some guy throws a twinkie wrapper out of his window, you start licking it like it's your energy-force, and your girlfriend leaves you for a large black labrador because she is blind and has low standards.
So yeah, what was that again dumbass?
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:55:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:53:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your right GLAL, i've never seen your picture, but guessing from your posts you have got to be one dorky-looking motherfucker to think up shit like you do.
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:48:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:39:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
that was fucking weak HZRD. What about the ho's, the drugs, the gangland lifestyle?
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i save that for when i'm raping people's faces.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:45:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i bet you've never even seen my picture I bet fatass. I have absolutely NOTHING to worry about (you work out every day? Eat healthy?)in the looks department so you can just go fuck yourself.
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:39:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it was just a joke..... I know I'm hideous!
and damn proud of it!
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:37:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't think of myself as an adonis, i know i'm fat, i know i'm not the most attractive guy, but a lot of you are uglier and more pathetic than i am (I'm looking at you GLALL and WTH).
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:36:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:32:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
GLALL, have you seen this kids picture....
Who would want to own THAT ass??
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haha, yeah, for some reason the kid thinks he's fucking
"adonis of the internet" the way he posts it every single day. This has made my day go a little quicker reading the hilarious responses.
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GLALL, have you seen this kids picture....
Who would want to own THAT ass??
HAHAHAHHHAAHHAHA!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:29:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i think adam is an awesome poster and totally owned your ass. You on the other hand post stats and bullshit "let's get everyone riled up" posts, but you seem to be doing it well, so here's a 0.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:28:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Dannie (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:27:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Dannie (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:26:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:22:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, congratulations, only took me thirty minutes of prodding to get that out of you. Oh look at the cute couple, jeez, i bet your so happy together.
I made out with your wife two weeks ago. Ask her.
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:19:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SET POINT AND MATCH..
GAME OVER:
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:13:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60633
Here you go
Just for you
Feel free to try and undermine how much more awesome I am than you
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:11:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shit man, where did Adam go ?
I was diggin the dialog!
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:09:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh man.. sprouts ??
Thanks Satan... now I'm NOT hungry anymore
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:07:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, i fucked that up rather properly.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bill and Ted kick ass Johnson!
So do rolls Soulfly/WTH!
Here's something that will upset your appetite. Brussel sprouts.......good god make it stop...
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:06:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it's the worlds smallest Bill and Ted picture.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
be excellent.
http://www.reeves-dogstar.com/pics3/billandted02tn.jpg
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The Doctor is on a roll....
(shit, I metioned food again)
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:04:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey knucklesnelson....
oh that's right....
you're not important enough to comment on....
oh well...
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
go for it adam. Hell, if you really have a wife, I must say, she must be the daughter of a pig and an elephand AND some sort of large vehicle.
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:01:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nevermind... just a lag
BUT WILL YOU PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT PIZZA ALREADY....
I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking hungry.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:00:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe you should send him a pic of your ball sack adam, he seem's really hot for you.
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:00:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SHIT... they stopped ??
DON'T STOP!!
You guys are providing afternoon entertainment for Jeanneee and I damnit!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:59:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:56:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
just keep digging your hole, adam.
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Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:56:06 (#)
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adam has a wife? who requested he put his picture.....on hotornot.......right.....
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Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:55:24 (#)
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hey everyone! herpes retaliated by claiming i want attention! DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR. Really? I want attention? God, you must be like Einstein man.
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Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:54:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
once again adam, hypocrisy? First of all, you being better than me in every way is not truth, it is your opinion. So I should believe it's you just because you say so? Fuck you retard, I bet you weigh 599 lbs. and eat pizzas rolled in ranch dressing.
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Tell you what.
Just for you I'll post another picture ON UBERSITE, WITH MY WIFE which you can compare to the hot-or-not picture.
And my wife didn't request it, she put it there. errrrrrr is that hard to comprehend?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:59:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Satansgotsyphillis, "I suck ass to the tenth degree, I never write anything anymore, and when I did it blew ass worse than a walrus doing the tango."
Fartman, "Message received and understood. Over and out."
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:59:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's it pizza face, get all that fat kid aggression out.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:58:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:52:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
No Jeanneee.... THIS is my alter remember!
But I do find this guy entertaining, so shoot me
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I'm enjoying the shit out of this too (even though I like Adam and I'm a fan of his posts).
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:57:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:54:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
once again adam, hypocrisy? First of all, you being better than me in every way is not truth, it is your opinion. So I should believe it's you just because you say so? Fuck you retard, I bet you weigh 599 lbs. and eat pizzas rolled in ranch dressing.
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I bet that pizzas rolled in rach dressing would be very tasty.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just keep digging your hole, adam.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:56:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
adam has a wife? who requested he put his picture.....on hotornot.......right.....
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:55:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey everyone! herpes retaliated by claiming i want attention! DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR. Really? I want attention? God, you must be like Einstein man.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:54:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
once again adam, hypocrisy? First of all, you being better than me in every way is not truth, it is your opinion. So I should believe it's you just because you say so? Fuck you retard, I bet you weigh 599 lbs. and eat pizzas rolled in ranch dressing.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:48:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, and adam, if you posted your picture on hotornot for a bunch of random people over the internet to comment about, why not, i don't know, post your picture on ubersite for a bunch of random people to comment on??? That sounds about right for an egotistical jerk like yourself.
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Probably because my wife put it on there.
You know thats one of those things called girls that after your balls drop you'll hope to touch.
Good luck with that by the way, judging by your looks you either be a virgin for life or paying for sex.
hahhahaha
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:52:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Jeanneee.... THIS is my alter remember!
But I do find this guy entertaining, so shoot me
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:51:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:50:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:44:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
OH, i think i'll just get a random hotornot picture and say it's me! Aren't I sooooo special?
didn't even click the link, frankly i don't care what you look like fatass. You post twice a day and do these shitty photoshop magazine covers with less than half a page of text and a large picture of some retarded random person. Get. The. Fuck. Over. Yourself.
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Oh it's me
Guess you can't accept the fact that you thought you were so fucking witty trying to call me out on my looks only to have your ass handed to you.
Oh whats this? A critiqe of my posts?
Since when does someone who has no ability to post anything other than crap like this have a valid opinion?
I live the life you wish you had, thats why you lurk on internet sites, then jerk off as you try to insult random people.
I AM BETTER THAN YOU IN EVER SINGLE CONCEIVABLE WAY <---The Motherfucking truth
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, and adam, if you posted your picture on hotornot for a bunch of random people over the internet to comment about, why not, i don't know, post your picture on ubersite for a bunch of random people to comment on??? That sounds about right for an egotistical jerk like yourself.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:47:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:45:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.theworldwidegourmet.com/birds/duck/mallard.jpg
here's a picture of a duck
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now THIS guy rocks...
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:43:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Anything.
Fucker.
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Hi everybody! NO one knew who I was until I started holding a photoshop contest! I suck ass to the tenth degree, I never write anything anymore, and when I did it blew ass worse than a walrus doing the tango. My fucking statistic posts are better than anything you've done, fag.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:45:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.theworldwidegourmet.com/birds/duck/mallard.jpg
here's a picture of a duck.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:44:37 EST (#)
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OH, i think i'll just get a random hotornot picture and say it's me! Aren't I sooooo special?
didn't even click the link, frankly i don't care what you look like fatass. You post twice a day and do these shitty photoshop magazine covers with less than half a page of text and a large picture of some retarded random person. Get. The. Fuck. Over. Yourself.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:43:04 EST (#)
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Anything.
Fucker.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:41:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dannie (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:40:38 (#)
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No Comment
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haha, even the loser newbs are getting in their cheap shots. Mind if I ask why you even bothered to respond dipshit?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:41:58 EST (#)
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http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BRSRK8E&key=CRN
Game.
Set.
Match.
Bitch.
I don't come here to "get to know people" I come here to be entertained, that's why I don't IM people, or email them, or camwhore or go to UBERcons.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:41:23 EST (#)
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I rate on the post, not the poster, you fucking fatass doucher.
You're worthless.
Submitted by Dannie (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:40:38 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:39:12 EST (#)
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that was fucking weak HZRD. What about the ho's, the drugs, the gangland lifestyle?
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:36:10 EST (#)
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adam's crying now! he's looking in the mirror at his thirty thousand chins, going "why can't i be beautiful like the others so i could camwhore?" Don't worry adam, one day you'll die a horrible death and birds will pick at your insides.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:34:24 EST (#)
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made me laugh
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:30:51 EST (#)
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WTH, is this your alter? I promise I won't tell anyone if it is.
+2 for Chappelle.
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:29:57 EST (#)
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the bird, it must have been the bird
Disgusting critter, it must
We should have known better then to trust
This disease infested ball of lust and carnage
Piece of garbage with wings and she has the guts to sing
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The bird, the melodys she play
The music she make, rubbing our faces in the feces of the daybreak
Trying to remind us, its time to awake
Antaganizing and instigating my hate
The chirps, I turn them into screams
My feathered friends end will justity the means
Disturbed, I'll grab her by her beak
And swing her in circles untill she's too dizzy to speak
there. I stepped up to the mic.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:28:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, this is becoming interesting.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:27:08 EST (#)
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that and you know you would be blasted to high-heaven for being uglier than professorfuckface and and asscrack combined.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:25:48 EST (#)
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last i remember shlongy, you were saying how the doctor makes "Good points" about people. You are firightened that I will take your crown, and I will you ugly old fucking piece of shit. YOu are no better than me or anyone else in the insult department, AND you have no writing ability whatsoever, so like i give a shit what you think.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:25:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:21:36 (#)
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nope no camwhore this time, but then again, at least i am confident enough TO camwhore, unlike another loser whose name begins with adam.
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Have you seen yourself?
That you boast confidence at being that ugly is pretty fucking laughable.
Sorry that I don't like to waste peoples time by posting camwhore posts, or posts strictly about Ubersite.
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:24:15 EST (#)
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What the shit is this all about ?
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:24:00 EST (#)
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you see, every time you respond you are being hypocritical. It proves that this is getting under your skin and you must save your persona in front of the masses. So keep it up adam, you just prove me right each time you say something. What will it be next? I'm too stupid to have sex? I eat homeless people? What other barb that has nothing to do with me will you think up? Call me fat? OOOOHHH you're good.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:22:52 EST (#)
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You're worthless.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:21:36 EST (#)
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nope no camwhore this time, but then again, at least i am confident enough TO camwhore, unlike another loser whose name begins with adam.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:20:44 EST (#)
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and adam, i can't because of this...
"you can do better that that" to quote you
damn your stupid, man.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:20:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:18:20 (#)
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i know i could adam, but the problem is that you just used your best material on me. where will we go from here?
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Translation:
I'm so fucking lame I have nothing better, you caught me!
What no camwhore of your fatass this time?
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:19:29 EST (#)
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chapelle is a comedic genius. You are not fudgepacker, notice the difference? A lot funnier from a lanky black guy than some random internet geek typing it out on the web.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:18:20 EST (#)
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i know i could adam, but the problem is that you just used your best material on me. where will we go from here?
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:17:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:15:48 (#)
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and cucumbers that are pickled, are, i dont know, pickles you fucking retard?
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dude, calm down....it's from chappelle's show.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:15:58 EST (#)
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C'mon fucktard you can insult me better that that
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:15:48 EST (#)
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and cucumbers that are pickled, are, i dont know, pickles you fucking retard?
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:15:06 EST (#)
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who the fuck are you two?
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:14:04 EST (#)
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sometimes cucumbers taste better pickled.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:13:04 EST (#)
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I'm pickin the lock, comin through the door blastin
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:11:45 EST (#)
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aj! that is the antithesis of what i'm trying to achiev here!
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:10:43 EST (#)
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adamdidit2u sucks cock for quarters.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:10:39 EST (#)
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