CAMWHORE: I finally got over 100,000 hits so this is to celebrate (8218 hits)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (View user info) at 2005-02-25 14:11:58 EST
Not the best pic of me, but a damn fine one of the wife. This was taken by our wedding photographer as part of the package.
I admit I put this up mostly to prove a few people wrong, which isn't a good reason but...
Somebody use this in the next PS contest
Oh yea.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60608 <-- An entertaining post that I did today
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-01 14:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:53:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not to mention what kind of assholes go to anything linked to a wedding in anyway (except maybe a bachelor party) dressed like that!?
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:31:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
If this was taken by the wedding photographer, why doesn't she have a WEDDING RING on?
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As explained below: This was a part of the "package" that is the photographer came by the house and did some candid photos so we could see how good of a photographer he was, and what kind of shots would be best at the wedding.
Fucking re-re's
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:53:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not to mention what kind of assholes go to anything linked to a wedding in anyway (except maybe a bachelor party) dressed like that!?
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:31:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
If this was taken by the wedding photographer, why doesn't she have a WEDDING RING on?
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:51:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
stop molesting your mediocre looking sister.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:31:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If this was taken by the wedding photographer, why doesn't she have a WEDDING RING on?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-06 14:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean, the chicks all right, but the dude?
woof!
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2005-03-07 16:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-03 08:27:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Everlast (user info) at 2005-03-02 15:49:25 (#)
Ranking: 1
Congrats with 100,000 hits. BTW, does she have a sister?
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She has a 17 year old sister
Go ahead pervs, have a field day with that one
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Honetly? I'm 18. Hook me up.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-03 08:27:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Everlast (user info) at 2005-03-02 15:49:25 (#)
Ranking: 1
Congrats with 100,000 hits. BTW, does she have a sister?
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She has a 17 year old sister
Go ahead pervs, have a field day with that one
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-03-02 23:03:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
6000+ hits?!?!? FUCKING INSANE DUDE! Major props, man.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-03-02 20:09:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-03-02 15:12:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is the chick fully in focus but the guy not?
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Am I the only one with basic photography knowledge? This is called depth of field and is controlled by the apperature setting you chose on your camera. Adam is slightly more out of focus than the woman for the same reason that the background is even more out of focus.
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Its more like i dont actually give a fuck about the picture
Submitted by Everlast (user info) at 2005-03-02 15:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Congrats with 100,000 hits. BTW, does she have a sister?
Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-03-02 15:12:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is the chick fully in focus but the guy not?
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Am I the only one with basic photography knowledge? This is called depth of field and is controlled by the apperature setting you chose on your camera. Adam is slightly more out of focus than the woman for the same reason that the background is even more out of focus.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2005-03-02 12:55:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a goober and your wife looks like she is related to you .
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-02 07:36:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-03-02 07:13:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude I have to know if this is fake! There are enough errors to make me wonder, but they're not big enough to convince me...
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100% real. Taken by a professional.
Look at photos in magazines and all, you'll see the kind of depth you see here.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-03-02 07:13:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude I have to know if this is fake! There are enough errors to make me wonder, but they're not big enough to convince me...
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-03-02 04:26:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why is the chick fully in focus but the guy not?
This is either the best photoshop ever or some fucked up camera. Either way the coy look is a winner
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2005-03-01 19:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rich Gonci?
Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For the pervs:
(NSFW)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60841
Am I close adam?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:16:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:03:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
What is wrong with Maryland?
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I lived there for 21 years
Sprawl, Traffic, Yuppies ect.
I'll never go back
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What is wrong with Maryland?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 08:37:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-02-28 06:46:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
I've got to move to where you met her.
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She's from Staten Island originally, then relocated to Tampa (Odessa), FSU, then I met her in MD
STAY AWAY FROM MARYLAND AT ALL COSTS!
Except for UMD, Go Terps!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-02-28 06:46:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've got to move to where you met her.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-02-28 06:09:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you guys are mormon right?
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-02-28 02:48:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops. Meant to +2.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-02-28 02:11:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd do the guy. Wait! WHAT!?!?! I mean...shut up.
Damn you Sponge Bob. Damn you and your queer inducing Square Pants.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-28 00:20:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60787
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-27 15:27:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You lucky bastard.
Kids...
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:48:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:45:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
or is she really short and on a box?
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"I have no legs" <jingles change> "I have no legs"
(anybody know what movie thats from?)
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-27 14:50:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:07:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha. Always a sport. I was kidding, you're right, I didn't fuck your wife. Be proud that you do.
Though, I must say, I have slept with women if not as hot then nearly so
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Foremost comment in mind since you were the latest..
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-02-27 05:43:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Why is your wife looking at you like that? It seems strange.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-02-27 04:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd guess about 42yrs
before its over
Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-02-26 23:50:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry, your left hand just isn't cutting it for me
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-02-26 22:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:48:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:45:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
or is she really short and on a box?
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"I have no legs" <jingles change> "I have no legs"
(anybody know what movie thats from?)
Plus two for the Kids reference.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-02-26 21:10:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
these losers just dont get it mate.
life that is
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-02-26 20:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry...
I'm such a stoner.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-02-26 20:37:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 because you're a pot smoker.
Oh, and, nice chick.
Can I do her in the pooper?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:09:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're married to Katie Kurik?
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:07:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha. Always a sport. I was kidding, you're right, I didn't fuck your wife. Be proud that you do.
Though, I must say, I have slept with women if not as hot then nearly so.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:00:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think I slept with her last Tuesday.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-26 18:41:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll just make a blanket comment since it would take me hours to reply to all of the below.
It is in no way photoshopped or even retouched.
It was done by a PROFESSIONAL photographer about two weeks BEFORE our wedding.
I'm not wearing a ring because I wasn't married to her yet
To everyone who thinks this is a photoshop you need to get your eyes checked.
This is how a GOOD photo should look.
Focus on the subjects, depth conveyed in the photo, even lighting ect...
I have about 50 other pics from this session alone and probably 2000 other pictures that would prove it so I'll probably throw up another pic on a post to prove legitamicy.
and TASTYCAT You wish you had slept with her or anyone remotley as hot.
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2005-02-26 14:08:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha. I'm almost positive I've slept with your wife. A few years back though. Like, 5 years.
Which was AWESOME. And still is.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-26 12:18:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She's beautiful. But she probably farts in her sleep.
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-02-26 12:08:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yow. dude, if she's half as nice as she looks, then heaven will be a disappointment for you. live as long as you can just to be with her.
and if you don't treat her right i will find you both, steal her, and... do something really bad to you.
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-02-26 10:18:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Could'na happened to a nicer lookin guy, probably. I don't know, I don't care, just treat her good and it's all fine.
As long as you're not a verbose rich right-winger.
Submitted by alwaysoutnumbered (user info) at 2005-02-26 09:32:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that flower in her hand looks fake... if this is photoshop, you must have spent the majority of your adult life on it. if it's real, then god knows how you did it, but you got a hottie. either way +2
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-26 07:08:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lucky boy... you deserve it dude... you seem like a really cool guy.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-26 06:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I think the picture looks too good- was it taken by a professional? or is it photoshopped as people below me have suggested?
I feel really mean for doubting that somebody of the internet might be married to a pretty girl.
Submitted by LeggsTitsenarse (user info) at 2005-02-26 06:40:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG OMG he has a wife! Hey I know what will crush his sprits. "Man what the fuck is she doing with you you are ugly, you geek!" OWN3D! I so totally got him. I'm gonna go wack of and cry to Japanese cartoon porn.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-26 06:06:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
she is beautiful
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-02-26 03:20:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, that pic looks really crisp and sharp.
On a side note, aren't you the master of the Photoshop competitions?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-26 02:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You guys have really nice teeth. No, I mean that.
You guys LDS?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-26 02:01:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like brother and sister.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-02-26 00:23:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
your wife is fucking hot
-2 camwhore
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-26 00:21:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG
do you have a stiffy in that picture????
Submitted by Naery (user info) at 2005-02-26 00:17:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+8 for the girl, -6 for the douchy guy behind her.
I would so bang your wife until she was crying with pleasure overload.
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-02-26 00:06:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I cant be sure if this is fake but I recognize this chick from somewhere.....
Oh yeah..Porn
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-02-26 00:04:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I feel like I'm watching the OC.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-02-25 23:39:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats on 100,000
I pictured you much more...pathetic looking.
Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-02-25 23:33:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
good photoshop, but your hands give it away.
Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2005-02-25 23:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, when are you both gonna put on your suits and go door-to-door distributing the Watchtower?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-02-25 22:46:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice pic. Something to enjoy when you are a wrinkled old man...
Lying in bed next to trophy wife #5 and watching your
colostomy bag fill in frantic spurts as you think of all
the alimony and child support you are paying.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-02-25 21:11:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love how you're hiding your boner behind her ass for the photo. Really.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-25 20:57:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-02-25 19:49:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
i call bullshit on the camwhore.
no one on ubersite looks even slightly normal or attractive; we're all on par with the disturbing likeness of a cave troll.
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Exactly. This is the internet, after all. There are mabye five normal people on Ubersite.
Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2005-02-25 20:32:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap she is hot!
You on the other hand are not,
And shes marrying you? WTF is wrong with this picture? She should be over here with me!
Submitted by KillWomen (user info) at 2005-02-25 20:28:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 for your wife. -2 for you.
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2005-02-25 20:17:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what are you guys, like, 17?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-25 19:58:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-02-25 19:49:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
i call bullshit on the camwhore.
no one on ubersite looks even slightly normal or attractive; we're all on par with the disturbing likeness of a cave troll.
except for me.
hahahahahha
hahahaha
cave troll....nice
Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-02-25 19:52:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i bet you this cropped photo is from that same wedding shoot. same shirt and you can see her hair.
http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HS/KY/KS/BRSRK8EMPTNF.jpg
remember he did not say this photo was taken at the wedding.
he said it was taken as a part of the wedding package.
In all the samples I saw of engagement shoots they all show the couple just 'being themselves' although it sometimes looks forced. also the ring is always prominatly displayed. this photo wreeks of an engagement shoot if you know what to look for.
Like I said adam will have other photos to back it up.
and at that time I will say "told ya so"
this photo is real.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-02-25 19:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i call bullshit on the camwhore.
no one on ubersite looks even slightly normal or attractive; we're all on par with the disturbing likeness of a cave troll.
except for me.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-02-25 19:48:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice job bro, she's gorgeous. I love all the haters that talk shit- they're just jealous man. Shlongy especially, a 40 year old with no job that spends all his time on the net- he must be cool. As long as your not rich snotty people you and your hot wife are cool in my book. Oh yeah, you got some funny ass posts also.
Fuckin mad heat on this post too.
Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-02-25 19:42:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Glam, where the hell is his ring if that was taken at a wedding.
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simple. all wedding photographers offer to do a pre wedding shoot. Often this is called the engagement shoot.
ask yourself this. wheres the dress? wheres the tux? Wheres the dress?
I am getting married in a few months and recently got our photographer. they all offer to do a pre wedding shoot if you chose.
see how easy that was?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-25 19:40:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I called "fake" much earlier in this mess of a post...
and the more I look at her knobs...I mean, the more I look at it...it DOES look fake.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-25 19:32:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Glam, where the hell is his ring if that was taken at a wedding.
Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-02-25 19:27:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
adam could easily clear this up.
if that was really taken by a wedding photographer then adam likeley has other photos taken from that session. wearing the same clothes with same background.
Post a few of those and we can put it to rest.
Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-02-25 19:24:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This is not a photoshop.
I use photoshop for a living.
Trust me this is real.
the background looks the ways it does because of the focus of the camera.
its called depth of field people.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-25 19:23:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You can really tell it's a fake by looking at the blue of her shirt where it meets his shirt....total fraud
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-25 19:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-02-25 18:27:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Im not reading through all these reviews, but she looks photoshopped in there
I was thinking the exact same thing.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-02-25 19:14:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're hot. Dump the guy though.
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2005-02-25 19:08:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
People are real, background is fake. Cool post.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-25 19:04:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wasn't going to rate but for the record, i dont care what anyone on ubersite looks like.
i consider it the point that we are all free of physical pressure.
Submitted by nunga-nunga (user info) at 2005-02-25 19:04:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hahah her fingers are even crooked
fucktard
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-25 18:53:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
definitely a photo shop. definitely gay.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-25 18:53:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shenanigans, for this reason:
Where's your ring?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-02-25 18:27:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Im not reading through all these reviews, but she looks photoshopped in there.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-02-25 18:24:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow. 100,000 hits. The fact that something so inconsequential means so much to you demonstrates how much your marriage has gone to shit.
What happen? She turn into a fat cow? Or realize she could do so much better?
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2005-02-25 18:08:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would fuck your wife.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-02-25 18:07:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a lucky man.
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-02-25 17:49:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn...
Submitted by beefstick86 (user info) at 2005-02-25 17:49:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
looks like a damn fine photo shop to me.
theres something about the people, and the background
im not sure what it is.
but theres something not right.
i say photoshop.
nonethe less, it was a damn fine photoshop
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-02-25 17:47:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"no matter how good looking she is, someguy, somewhere is sick of her shit."
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 17:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:54:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup, I still can't believe your wife is so hot. Look at all the heat you bastard...
Why do you bother posting on Uber while at work, anyway? I'd be at home on lunch breaks, tappin' that ass!
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She's a school, so that sucks for me.
Every now and then she has stopped by when she gets some free time, and I might take a long lunch hour at like 1:00...
Submitted by vaya (user info) at 2005-02-25 17:35:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Where's your wedding ring?
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-25 17:21:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have fun with the marriage. I hope everything works out for you two.
Submitted by Dash (user info) at 2005-02-25 17:16:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, I couldn't have a wife that hot. I'd be to afraid of her cheating on me
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-02-25 17:10:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I want to bang your wife.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-25 17:06:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Electronic media". Sales Management.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:54:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup, I still can't believe your wife is so hot. Look at all the heat you bastard...
Why do you bother posting on Uber while at work, anyway? I'd be at home on lunch breaks, tappin' that ass!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:38:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
"Home" is my "work"...until next Tuesday, apparently.
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So what kind of "work" are you going into?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:40:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:30:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
what are "cans"?
Titties
Boobies
Breasts
Those things you keep staring at
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I'm done staring at them. They are nice but she speaks english so I would probably want to rip her head off after five minutes.
Actually she took like 4 years of French, and speaks well enough she is teaching me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:38:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Home" is my "work"...until next Tuesday, apparently.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:36:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She looks like a lesbian, or at least a sex offender. You better let me test her heteroness with some wine, Barry White, and sweet sweet co... WHAT, I'm just trying to help you out buddy. Fine, Fuck you too! Ass... ass
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:35:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:32:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:30:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
what are "cans"?
Titties
Boobies
Breasts
Those things you keep staring at
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I'm done staring at them. They are nice but she speaks english so I would probably want to rip her head off after five minutes.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:34:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't believe how fast this made most heated #1 Baby
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:33:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Hell, I don't even want MY face on Uber...I'm sure as hell not gonna toss hers up here. She doesn't quite understand Uber and as you know, Uber really cannot be explained. "
Yea, I haven't even bothered to try
Thats why I uber while at work, very rarely at home
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:32:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:30:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
what are "cans"?
Titties
Boobies
Breasts
Those things you keep staring at
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:30:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what are "cans"?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
...although, I just noticed, those cans on your broad ain't bad.
I had to BUY mine.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, Adam...she's close.
Mine has bigger titties and a smaller tummy and works out and runs. She is still smokin'.
Yours has less mileage, which is always nice when looking at the big picture, and going to Med School?
I'd call it a draw.
Hell, I don't even want MY face on Uber...I'm sure as hell not gonna toss hers up here. She doesn't quite understand Uber and as you know, Uber really cannot be explained.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:27:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe Shlongy didn't want his wife's mug all over Uber. You know how people photoshop around here. Perhaps he respects her and doesn't want to bring her face into this cruel, cruel atmosphere. Or...maybe SHE didn't want it on Uber.
Now, now. Be nice.
I am going to take a nap. There had better not be any blood when I get back!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:26:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hate to say it, Tom, but that's been around for a lot longer than your FWRE series.
..which is awesome, by the way.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:23:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:18:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
You MAY get to 200,000 hits by tonight if THIS keeps up, dicklicker.
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Guess that proves that MY wife IS WAY hotter than yours (Hence her blocked out mug)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:18:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You MAY get to 200,000 hits by tonight if THIS keeps up, dicklicker.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:18:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Adam: +2
Congrats.
I also love that I have started a revolution with the links to www.dictionary.com.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:13:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:06:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:03:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=I&Like&These&Funny&Definitions
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I actually clicked on that and it made explorer crash. I'm stupid, spread the word.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:12:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:04:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Correction:
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=genius
Speaking of "softwood". Gotta meet a friend from my hometown soon. He got laid off earlier than expected because of that softwood LUMBER problem. Two near-metrosexual ex-lumbjeracks (that's what we are, really) roaming the street of Montreal. I have the feeling my penis will be rewarded.
If not I can always call my ex. She's so good. Though she wants to do a nude photo session (she's a photographer) with plungers glued to my skin. I'm scared.
Anyway, I ramble and should be leaving.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:12:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
strawberry;
The ring has nothing to do with it there chicky, but I did get a sweet deal on it. It's worth over 10G's, suffice to say I paid less than half that.
BooYAAAAA
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:10:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:06:17 (#)
Ranking: -1
She has too many clothes on.
Negative 1, until some skin starts showing.
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It'll never happen
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:06:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:03:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=I&Like&These&Funny&Definitions
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:06:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
She has too many clothes on.
Negative 1, until some skin starts showing.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:05:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HogMan650: stop making posts where you say who people look like
strwbryFANatic: They are true, though.
strwbryFANatic: Especially the Adam one
HogMan650: his wife is fuckin smokin
strwbryFANatic: Seriously it is frying my brain how much he looks like Tim Allen!
strwbryFANatic: FRYING MY BRAIN, I TELL YOU
HogMan650: i would like to engorge my peener into his wifes bubbyhole
strwbryFANatic: hahah
HogMan650: Hahahahhaa
HogMan650: he says he drives a 2003 ford ranger
HogMan650: but but
HogMan650: that poon is
HogMan650: so
HogMan650: but
HogMan650: ranger?
strwbryFANatic: breathe, Beeb
strwbryFANatic: BREATHE!
HogMan650: ahhh
HogMan650: but
HogMan650: how
strwbryFANatic: I already solved the mystery
strwbryFANatic: He got her a 1ct Princess cut diamond ring
strwbryFANatic: That's fucking how
HogMan650: what does that mean
strwbryFANatic: It's a huge and beautiful ring
strwbryFANatic: I would say yes even if I didn't love the guy for that ring
HogMan650: whats it cost, like 200 bucks?
strwbryFANatic: That's like a $6,000 ring...at least
strwbryFANatic: Maybe even $7k
HogMan650: bah
HogMan650: you can't drive it
HogMan650: so whats the point
HogMan650: how old is that fucking skinny ranger driving bastard
strwbryFANatic: 25
HogMan650: i will murder him
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Look out, Adam!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=clever
Still having that softwood problem? Keep getting worked up, this is funny.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I made an error, blow me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:03:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=annoyed&by&your&pompous&little&shit&who&think&too&highly&of&themselves.
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:01:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uhm...
"HE" , thank you very much!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=defensive
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"You guys should have a knife fight "
He/she was talking to that all-knowing yoursoghey prick which sole purpose on this site is to lurk around until he descends from his pedestal and smites you with wisdom. Though I was like that too when I was 19 and started taking myself too seriously.
Damn, I love "chat posts". It makes me type non-stop so it looks like I'm hard-working.
I got good work ethics eh?
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I gotta run, but throw one into the old lady for me this weekend, ok ?
<secretes fluid>
Submitted by tidalfae (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:58:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
she's hot. does she drive a wrangler?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:58:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:56:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Of course, the fact that we're fucking around on this post, which is more like an IRC channel, confirms that none of us have never been near to ANY hot girl, right? Or hotter for that matter?
I just figured it was because everyone else fucks around at work like i do instead of working.
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I resemble that! I mean resent! yea! I would never do this while at work even though oops boss man comin!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:57:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:56:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
...
I just figured it was because everyone else fucks around at work like i do instead of working.
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Oy, it's Friday and I must've worked ten minutes in the entire day.
Yet my new boss is impressed by the way things are going.
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:57:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope you're adressing that uptight slack jawed yoursoghey. Not me.
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OF COURSE ......
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:56:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:54:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
There's always one in every crowd.
It's just fun, lighten the fuck up will you ?
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:53:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:46:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
What's sad is that 95% of Ubersite have never been that close to a hot girl in their lives.
"OMG, LiEK IF THAT'S YOU, YOU MARRIED UP!?! DUR!"
It's not some sort of great feat, you dipshits. She's a good-looking girl (not a supermodel, for sure, but that's a good thing), and he's not a butt-ugly guy, stop being jealous.
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Still a sanctimonious douchebag I see.
Of course, the fact that we're fucking around on this post, which is more like an IRC channel, confirms that none of us have never been near to ANY hot girl, right? Or hotter for that matter?
Actually, yeah, some of use did.
You are so above everything, I want to be like you.
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You guys should have a knife fight
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:54:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
There's always one in every crowd.
It's just fun, lighten the fuck up will you ?
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I hope you're adressing that uptight slack jawed yoursoghey. Not me.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:56:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Of course, the fact that we're fucking around on this post, which is more like an IRC channel, confirms that none of us have never been near to ANY hot girl, right? Or hotter for that matter?
I just figured it was because everyone else fucks around at work like i do instead of working.
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:54:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There's always one in every crowd.
It's just fun, lighten the fuck up will you ?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:53:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:46:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
What's sad is that 95% of Ubersite have never been that close to a hot girl in their lives.
"OMG, LiEK IF THAT'S YOU, YOU MARRIED UP!?! DUR!"
It's not some sort of great feat, you dipshits. She's a good-looking girl (not a supermodel, for sure, but that's a good thing), and he's not a butt-ugly guy, stop being jealous.
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Still a sanctimonious douchebag I see.
Of course, the fact that we're fucking around on this post, which is more like an IRC channel, confirms that none of us have never been near to ANY hot girl, right? Or hotter for that matter?
Actually, yeah, some of use did.
You are so above everything, I want to be like you.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:52:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This post has been rated almost twice per minute, and spawned two others.
Jesus I thought I was gonna get flamed too
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:50:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:46:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
What's sad is that 95% of Ubersite have never been that close to a hot girl in their lives.
"OMG, LiEK IF THAT'S YOU, YOU MARRIED UP!?! DUR!"
It's not some sort of great feat, you dipshits. She's a good-looking girl (not a supermodel, for sure, but that's a good thing), and he's not a butt-ugly guy, stop being jealous.
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Thank you captain obvious.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:46:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What's sad is that 95% of Ubersite have never been that close to a hot girl in their lives.
"OMG, LiEK IF THAT'S YOU, YOU MARRIED UP!?! DUR!"
It's not some sort of great feat, you dipshits. She's a good-looking girl (not a supermodel, for sure, but that's a good thing), and he's not a butt-ugly guy, stop being jealous.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:44:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I'm a ninja "
ToxicNarcotic?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:43:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:41:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:38:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
When you guys go out for drinks, are you like fighting people off with a stick? Your wife has a very approachable "buy me a drink" look to her. I'd be carrying weapons with me wherever I went with a chick like that.
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I'd be carrying a roll of paper towels to wipe up the drool.
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Actually I hand out bibs
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:42:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:38:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
When you guys go out for drinks, are you like fighting people off with a stick? Your wife has a very approachable "buy me a drink" look to her. I'd be carrying weapons with me wherever I went with a chick like that.
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I'm a ninja
Seriously though, she has a good head about it and thats what it all comes down to. If I come up to her when she's talking to someone else she diverts all attention to me. I usually will walk away with her, which is such a good fuck you.
Aside from that, I've been in plenty of fights so I'm not scared of getting in a fight, well that and I know what friends are for.
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:41:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:33:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:31:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:30:22 (#)
Ranking: 1
You look like you could be brother and sister.
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They really look alike don't they?
(still jealous...and camping)
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Heard this before, but then again people used to tell me that about the girl I dated before her
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"I love me...
I mean you!! You!! Totally meant you!
In conclusion, you."
Seroiusly, dude, she's smokin.
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:41:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:38:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
When you guys go out for drinks, are you like fighting people off with a stick? Your wife has a very approachable "buy me a drink" look to her. I'd be carrying weapons with me wherever I went with a chick like that.
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I'd be carrying a roll of paper towels to wipe up the drool.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When you guys go out for drinks, are you like fighting people off with a stick? Your wife has a very approachable "buy me a drink" look to her. I'd be carrying weapons with me wherever I went with a chick like that.
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
See Adam... The "masses" agree, we all want to see your wives semi nude photos.
(and some of us want to eat her tampons, but there's one in every crowd)
DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN ADAM....
Do it for baby jebus !!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:33:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:29:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
NOTE: There is a private modeling site somewhere on the Internet where 100+ semi-nude pics exist.
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DO TELL ADAM... do tell ??
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Yes please, do tell. Dont make this +2 be for not.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:33:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Be grateful that Bart banned Fetish before you posted this.
You would've had a real stalker.
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:33:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yea, I'd be seeing them on Uber for months, no thanks
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Like I would find the time to do that with all the masturbating I would be doing ??
Priorities son... priorities!!
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:32:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:32:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:31:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn!
You make big bucks?
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No not really, I do OK, but not close to wow or anything
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:32:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:45:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:37:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:34:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
I looked again and I just see two little thought bubbles.
Her: "Oh my god I can't believe my dad made me go through with this arranged marriage, what the fuck am I gonna do? look at him he's a schmuck! Look at him hammin it up for the camera with that big shit eating grin. Fuck me..."
Adam: "Ooooh yeah.... that's right....."
So hard to make inflection come through on something like this. ah well.
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I just noticed the file name on the pic wich totally supports my prior comment. I'd take you up on that beer if I could. !Salude!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:29:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
NOTE: There is a private modeling site somewhere on the Internet where 100+ semi-nude pics exist.
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DO TELL ADAM... do tell ??
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Oh yea, I'd be seeing them on Uber for months, no thanks
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn!
You make big bucks?
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
NOTE: There is a private modeling site somewhere on the Internet where 100+ semi-nude pics exist.
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DO TELL ADAM... do tell ??
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:27:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Please don't take offense to this, but your wife is, how we say in Long Island... BANGIN'!
Way to go, Adam, you slydog you...
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It's always the quiet ones...
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:28:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:23:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes stalking in my thing. If you hear noise in the night, it's me looking for your wife's tampon in the garbage. I can't wait to dip them in my cereal and snarl to express my enjoyment before I start gnawing on the blood soaked fabric.
Gotta start small.
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THAT is pretty disturbing
Tell you what, just for you, I'll post another pic of her on monday, that way you can alternate whacking material.
NOTE: There is a private modeling site somewhere on the Internet where 100+ semi-nude pics exist.
Good Luck
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:27:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Please don't take offense to this, but your wife is, how we say in Long Island... BANGIN'!
Way to go, Adam, you slydog you...
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:26:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow Caul... that was DISTURBING... but look at the boobies on this girl!!
DAYUUUUUM!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:24:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
(did I mention I like your wife?)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:23:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes stalking in my thing. If you hear noise in the night, it's me looking for your wife's tampon in the garbage. I can't wait to dip them in my cereal and snarl to express my enjoyment before I start gnawing on the blood soaked fabric.
Gotta start small.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:20:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:12:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
So I take it that's a "NO" on the belly button thing Adam ?
====================
It's MINE all MINE
PRECIOUS LINT, WE likes!
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:19:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Somebody use this in the next PS contest "
your wish is my command:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60639
Submitted by BludKake (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:18:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your wife is too hot for you. Way to go.
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:16:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OF COURSE YOU KNOW .....
That NOW I have to do a post on "HE WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS WHO LOST TO THE FAT SWEATY GUY ON AMERICAN IDOL" post, right ??
It's calling to me
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:14:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She's WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY hotter than "Jill" though!!
(grunt-grunt-grunt)
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:13:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60638
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Holy hell. I just did the best job EVAR. You are Tim Allen, aren't you?
Admit it!
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:12:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So I take it that's a "NO" on the belly button thing Adam ?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:09:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Kids
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:06:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
so, what movie was it from
i am sooo confused, too many posts too fast
cant.....keep....up
ctrl R such a stretch
Thanks, that was a fucked up movie
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kids
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:06:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
so, what movie was it from
i am sooo confused, too many posts too fast
cant.....keep....up
ctrl R such a stretch
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:08:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:07:06 (#)
Ranking: 1
Uh oh... Adam, watch out, I think Caul is on the verge of stalking your pretty little wife.
;)
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It's OK, Canadians are harmless
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:07:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:07:06 (#)
Ranking: 1
Uh oh... Adam, watch out, I think Caul is on the verge of stalking your pretty little wife.
;)
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Excuse me, but the line forms on the LEFT!!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:07:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Uh oh... Adam, watch out, I think Caul is on the verge of stalking your pretty little wife.
;)
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That is a sweet ass ring.
SWEET.
I want it. I want it real bad.
But in silver. Channel set, I take it?
Back with a link. And yes, that is who you look like but SHHH!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:06:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so, what movie was it from
i am sooo confused, too many posts too fast
cant.....keep....up
ctrl R such a stretch
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:05:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Tim Allen is better than the skinny guy(who will remain nameless) who lost to that fat black guy on american gaydoll a couple of years ago.
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:05:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That show kicked all kinds of ass..... I miss it too.
So, have you given any thought to letting me sniff her belly button?
You could just collect the lint from it and mail it to me ?
Uhmmm.... did I say that out loud ?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:00:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
kids
"yo mama's titties are lookin' good yo!"
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:48:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:45:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
or is she really short and on a box?
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"I have no legs" <jingles change> "I have no legs"
(anybody know what movie thats from?)
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We hava winner!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:58:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
"COME TO BUTTHEAD ...COME TO BUTTHEAD"
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When I was 13-14 I ACTUALLY would say that
Pathetic huh
God I miss that show
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:03:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And you look like...
"Some kid that lost American Idol 2 years ago to a big fat black guy who sweats a lot"
But shall remain nameless.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:02:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:01:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:57:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
You are an asshole, though. There's no way that's you.
There's no way that's your wife.
What kind of diamond is that?
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It is me.
Another link towards the bottom (me on Hot or Not)
Yes I can be a huge asshole sometimes, sorry nothing personal.
It is my wife
It's a 1 carat princess cut solitaire on a simple gold band and two smaller diamonds on each side.
I like simple elegant, so thats what i picked
A 1 carat engagement ring, you are a classy mother fucker, I like it
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:02:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:01:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
I just figured out who you look like.
You know what that means...
Dun dun dun
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Leave me a link so I don't miss it!
someone said I looked like tim allen earlier...???
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:01:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:57:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
You are an asshole, though. There's no way that's you.
There's no way that's your wife.
What kind of diamond is that?
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It is me.
Another link towards the bottom (me on Hot or Not)
Yes I can be a huge asshole sometimes, sorry nothing personal.
It is my wife
It's a 1 carat princess cut solitaire on a simple gold band and two smaller diamonds on each side.
I like simple elegant, so thats what i picked
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:01:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I want to sniff her belly button.
Can I ??
Please ??
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:01:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:01:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just figured out who you look like.
You know what that means...
Dun dun dun
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for hot wives!
well done, sir.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:00:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
mmmmmmm cheezy
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
kids
"yo mama's titties are lookin' good yo!"
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:48:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:45:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
or is she really short and on a box?
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"I have no legs" <jingles change> "I have no legs"
(anybody know what movie thats from?)
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:59:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll have you know that I USE cheetos FOR lube.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:58:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
dang! i always picture every uber user as some overweight man/woman in their mother's basement with a handful of cheetos and lube...
that's refreshing
I will have you know that I am upstairs...
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:58:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"COME TO BUTTHEAD ...COME TO BUTTHEAD"
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:58:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The plants. The plants in your garden are all dead.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:58:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dang! i always picture every uber user as some overweight man/woman in their mother's basement with a handful of cheetos and lube...
that's refreshing
Submitted by ahrcee (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:58:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck. that should have been "your", not "you're". fuck.
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:57:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey... where did that "satansgotsyphilis" kid dissapear to ??
Oh god... do you think he's cranking one off somewhere to Adams picture ??
(and I DO mean ADAMS picture)
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:57:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He had to go for an oil change, ahem I mean haircut.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:57:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are an asshole, though. There's no way that's you.
There's no way that's your wife.
What kind of diamond is that?
Submitted by ahrcee (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:57:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sadly, I do find happy couples a little depressing, but that's purely because I'm a fucking loser. You're wife's lovely.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:56:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:55:31 (#)
Ranking: 1
I bet you and your wife could fit in one of Satansgotsyphillis's pant leg's.
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He was pretty talkative earlier.....what could have ever happened?
(besides the fact he was fucking owned)
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:56:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heheh. I know, I know, I sold you down the river. Don't blame me dude, blame those fantastic tits.
I'm sorry.
Perhaps you could give me your wife's phone number as gesture of goodwill....
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
he's friggin huge
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:55:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:55:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
That little red triangle in her zipper area is actually TALKING to me.....
(I can't understand it though, it's speaking french)
DAMN!
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TRANSLATION:
DENIED PERV!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:55:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I bet you and your wife could fit in one of Satansgotsyphillis's pant leg's.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:55:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Wow your hot
Who's the guy behind you?
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:55:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That little red triangle in her zipper area is actually TALKING to me.....
(I can't understand it though, it's speaking french)
DAMN!