Best bands ever! (855 hits)
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Submitted by Chain (View user info) at 2005-02-25 22:29:47 EST
10) O town
- great harmonies, stunning guy chests
9) Brooks and Dunn
- steel guitar got me outta my mind, how can I leave Brooks and dunn
8) Zager and Evans
- In the year 2525 they will still kick hard!
7) Celine Dion
- not a band, but still terrific
6) Motorhead
- a little pussy, but I like the lyrics
5) The Monkees
- completely relevant social commentary, great songs
4) 'The Baha Men
- Who let the dogs out? Who cares they are great
3) Nirvana
- Cobain's stuff seriously influenced O town and it shows, inspirational
2) Damn Yankee's
- Ted Nugent and Styx quit their crappy side projects and made this awesome super-group
1) Color Me Badd
- I wanna sex you up, great dude chests and tunes
These are not opinions, they are facts
Bill Nye tested them on his show
This is Mac and ME, a preview of best movies ever!
User Reviews
Submitted by chain (user info) at 2005-02-26 03:31:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ronin I would give you a negative billion for plus oneing O town! Your a square
Submitted by chain (user info) at 2005-02-26 03:28:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your knowledge of Zager and Evans is astounding! I commend you! I had no idea that you loved Zager and Evans when this masterpiece was produced. I just though that Zager and Evans were hilarious and 2525 rocks the fucking crib! Got that you space pill popping, atrophied armed, son of a robot!
Submitted by ronin828 (user info) at 2005-02-26 03:26:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lets do the math:
O-town +1
Brooks and Dunn -1 Country Music is a contradiction in terms
Zager and Evans -1 One hit non-wonder.....if it wasn't for the previous post, you'd never even mention them
Celine Dion -2 You were kidding, right?
Motorhead -1 Great band, but how do you put the Bride of Lucifer (see above) with a 70's Metal band?
The Monkees 0 Beatles rip-off, but the novelty balances it out
The Baha Men +1 Never heard of 'em, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt
Nivana +1 But Kurt Cobain was NOT the John Lennon of the 90's, Kurt Rhoder be damned
Damn Yankees -1 The Motor City Madman rocks, but the remnants of Night Ranger detract. Also,
I challenge you to name one other album by them. Oh. There were none.
CMB? -1 Good rythym, but total Boyz II Men rip-off
Ergo: Overall -4
Too bad I can only -2 you and your wretched taste in music
Better luck next time, wanker
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-26 03:21:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Here is the link
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60478
Submitted by chain (user info) at 2005-02-26 03:14:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Zager fucked your grandpap for space beef!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-26 03:09:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Linkwhore for the "2525" reference
Submitted by chain (user info) at 2005-02-26 01:47:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This list is pepper and mustard! I don''t know how your mouths aren't watering. This is the shit that feeds beasts and flexes the cheese!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-26 00:33:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nirvana is the only one i agree with; although certainly it doesn't fit in the top-ten. And this post was a train-wreck.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-26 00:31:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-02-26 00:28:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-25 22:51:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
This wasn't even good satire.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-02-26 00:30:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What about ALTER Bridge?
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-02-26 00:30:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I am only -2ing this because I think that it is meant to be real...
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-02-26 00:28:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-25 22:51:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
This wasn't even good satire.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-02-26 00:24:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
are you sofa king we tod ed
Submitted by nunga-nunga (user info) at 2005-02-26 00:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
nirvana = yes
other wise, i bel;ieve there's places for poeple like you
Submitted by chain (user info) at 2005-02-26 00:17:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
how can you possibly disagree with this list? you can't. it's bulletproof.
don't get punched.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-25 23:38:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shenanigans.
Submitted by Manischewitz (user info) at 2005-02-25 23:27:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
...shit
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-02-25 23:12:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My top ten-
1- Cremains Soup
2- The Shmear Experience
3- Linda's a Bitch
4- Don't Step in That
5- The Export A's
6- Get Off My Lawn
7- Daisy Duke's Shorts
8- Eddie Sanderbuck's Senior Swingin' Quartet
9- Robert Vaughn's Penis
10- Fat http://www.ubersite.com/m/44243
Submitted by r0xley (user info) at 2005-02-25 23:09:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Kurt Cobain almost single-handedly ruined the reputation of guitar players everywhere
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-02-25 23:08:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a fag, and I don't acuse many of that cause I like to give people the benefit of the doubt. But, you're just a straight out fag. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but please, keep your queerness to yourself from now on. Kind of like our Armed Forces "don't ask, don't tell" policy, mmmmmmkkkkkk?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-25 22:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This wasn't even good satire.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-25 22:46:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You idiot. You stupid fucking moron! You ass munching cock gobbling sack of FUCKING TERDS!!!1uno
Whew, had to get that out.
-2 for lameness
+1 because of my temper tantrum
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-25 22:45:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Okay, despite this porbably being a joke, any post that has a band other than the Beatles in top spot gets a -2. I'm sorry. It's protocol.
Sacrilege.
Submitted by chain (user info) at 2005-02-25 22:37:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know this post IS great, thanks guys
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-02-25 22:36:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
whoops forget this.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-02-25 22:36:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, so stupid it wasn't funny... no, nope - not funny. sorry.
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-02-25 22:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Kurt hates you.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-02-25 22:32:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think this was meant to be funny, but it wasn't.
Submitted by chain (user info) at 2005-02-25 22:30:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uber-Madness here this post comes