Hormone free chicken (Paint Comp #1) (1313 hits)
Category: GraphicsLabels: uber-related
Rating: 1.75 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Circe <fickle.muse.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-26 11:02:03 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60510
I hate MSPaint. I'm trying, but I just can't get drunk enough to make it seem like fun.
User Reviews
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-05 10:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kind of hard finding a post I had not +2ed already.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-28 09:19:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How did you manage that... I don't understand how you people manage to play with Paint. Stupid programme. Why won't work install photoshop here???
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-26 22:48:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear fucking god.
Don't Uber drunk, people.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:32:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the pepper.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-02-26 18:28:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait!
Is that a giant pepper or is that hairy assed baby abnormally small.
I want to cuddle it with a rake.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-26 15:19:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
eh.....meh...ugh.......babies.........delicious peppers......i'm sorry i havent' slept in about 30 hours.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-26 14:40:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This paint competition... I didn't even know there was any form of layering in paint...
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-02-26 14:03:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't laugh at all.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-26 13:06:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-02-26 12:52:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want a 1.75 button, but I'll round up to 2. It'd be an easy 2 if not for one problem. You see, the idea behind a Photoshop competition is that a picture is worth a 1,000 words. If you have to put a paragraph of text into the picture, it's not really a Photoshop competition anymore. This is still funny as hell though.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-26 12:28:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i didn't know about the draw opaque option either
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-02-26 12:19:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Got Milk?
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-02-26 12:11:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Breast milk. You make my day-yay.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-02-26 11:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
there's like zero capsicum in those big bell peppers.
Or is it capsaicin? The stuff that makes hot peppers hot.
You know what's amusing? Eat like... a huge amount of
chili, with habanero peppers, and then breastfeed a two-day
old infant. They hate that.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-26 11:49:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But...
a giant pepper.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-02-26 11:28:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fantastic!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-26 11:26:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The pepper is for the salad, Snark. Calm down. We call those 'capsicums' if it helps any.
Stop rocking back and forth.
Perhaps you need a nap.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-02-26 11:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You don't understand!
There's a baby in my head! A mutant redneck baby with 3 chins and a Green Pepper!
A FUCKING GREEN PEPPER!!!
Why the pepper why the pepper why the pepper.
Pepper starts with P.
Damn you woman. I'm gonna snap.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-26 11:20:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's okay, Snark. She's Amy, the healthy baby girl who was unaffected by growth hormones! HAPPY! This is a happy post!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-02-26 11:19:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GET OUTA MY HEAD!!!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-02-26 11:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok it's a mustache.
I looked away quickly.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-26 11:17:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No-one will ever know how awful I felt, painting over that cute little baby's head.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-02-26 11:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sitting at my desk and looking out the window and trying not to think about a baby with a beard, holding a green pepper and smiling at me.
Basically its just another Saturday.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-26 11:13:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
scary
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-26 11:04:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ME LOVA YOU LONG TIME