Photoshop Competition #7 (6025 hits)
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Submitted by Herpes (View user info) at 2005-02-26 13:05:36 EST
It's that time of the week again. This time the competition went down to the wire, and after all the votes were tallied, we end up with a tie. A tie? How can this be? I blame myself mostly, for missing MrRottenTreats' entry. If he wouldn't have won, he would have snaked some votes away from either Williamson or Glam, and we would have had a definite winner.
Somewhere a few competitions back, I wondered what might happen in this situation, and prepared for it. In the event of a tie, the winner of the last week has the deciding vote. Remember? I stole that from the UberMadness thing. Adam won last week, and this week, he voted for Williamson (who incidentally didn't vote, not even for himself, but DID take the time to call me a bitch). Oh well, he wins, and the rest of us lose.
Best:
Williamson - 12
Glam - 12
MrRottenTreats - 4 (our very first write-in to finish in the top 3)
RandomJose - 3
MichaelJackson - 3
Pen_name - 3
Feliz - 2
Natsukau - 1
Herpes - 1
Rad - 1
Adam - 1
phuzzygish - 1
Worst:
Rad - 4
DeathJester - 3
RandomJose - 1
Herpes - 1
Rad loses again. Big shocker there.
This week, I was torn between using 2 pictures that were submitted by users. Before the novelty of this picture wears off, I think I'll use it this week.
Photoshop Competition #7 has officially started.
User Reviews
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Winner.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-05 04:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-23 00:13:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-02 21:43:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just spent an hour trying to MS paint it so she was tearing the flesh off his face with her teeth.
It was going okay, until I couldn't find a decent left side of his mouth for screaming. I ended up trying to mimic the scream myself, taking photos of my face while clenching my teeth.
It was in the midst of this that I realised this was retarded, and then I saw Glam_Daddy's entry.
I quit without saving.
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-03-02 17:50:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61062
Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:53:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here is my entry (NSFW) :
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60841
Entitled "Jealousy Will Get You Nowhere"
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-02-28 11:24:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60821 - it's pants
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 09:54:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Here is my entry, and the truth.
I am sorry I lied to everyone
Please find it in your heart to forgive me...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60814
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-27 23:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This picture really sucked.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-27 23:03:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This one's a winner. http://www.ubersite.com/m/60785
Submitted by beefstick86 (user info) at 2005-02-27 21:50:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My Entry: http://www.ubersite.com/m/60778
Submitted by Eggbert (user info) at 2005-02-27 17:06:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60740
The changes are subtle.
There are ten.
Find them all.
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-27 16:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-27 03:26:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
You have to use this one for the next competition.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/taoistlumberjak/solidrockchurchjesus.jpg
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-02-27 16:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60758
MAKE SURE YOU DONT MISS ME OUT THIS TIME
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2005-02-27 15:03:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60755
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-27 13:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1109530347292716291
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-27 10:25:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60744
a reconstruction of adam and his friends making the original picture.
Submitted by Dustbrother (user info) at 2005-02-27 07:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60739
100% SPEECH BUBBLE FREE
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-27 03:26:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have to use this one for the next competition.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/taoistlumberjak/solidrockchurchjesus.jpg
Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2005-02-27 00:49:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2005-02-26 13:11:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno about you guys, but I'm pulling for a picture of adams wife getting a facial... Possibly from a negro.
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Do it now assholes, I want to laugh my ass off.
Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2005-02-26 21:50:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's my link too. Since I can't write for shit most of the time I gotta contribute something...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60694
GO ME WOO!!!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-26 21:20:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am your fucking God Ubersite.
Oh, and Glam too.
Submitted by DancingHobo (user info) at 2005-02-26 21:06:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60711
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-26 21:01:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Me either, but what the hell as well
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60713
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:31:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60699
I've got no shot, but what the hell.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:12:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh man thats so sweet
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:08:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60697
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
if people want an image with magical hovering text, they should enter the microsoft paint comp. photoshop comps aren't about who can make the wittiest speech bubble, the image itself should be the joke, without a bunch of crappy text trying to make it funnier. anyway, this competition has peaked, it is dying anyway
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The rules are up to Herpes since he's running the competition. This competition may give humour an advantage over skill moreso than regular photoshop competitions but I know I'd personally like to see it stay that way. As far as I can tell, the basic idea behind the competition is that whatever every voter thinks is the "best" wins, it's that simple.
If you want to make a Photoshop competition somehow based solely on photoshop skills, noone is stopping you. You could prove to everyone how much more interesting your competition is. Either that, or make everyone realize they could get the exact same thing simply by going to a site dedicated to Photoshop competitions and miss out on the twisted, beautiful humour that is Ubersite's collective mind.
Face it, you love it.
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-26 18:26:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, I went from last place to getting two votes (thanks to whoever voted for me), I'm happy.
Now watch everything go to hell as I make my next entry.
Submitted by Dustbrother (user info) at 2005-02-26 18:17:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
these comps blow. most of the entries have text in them, which goes against the first universal rule of photoshop comps. a lot of these entries also have cartoons in them, and just a bunch of pop culture references to win votes. i know nobody will listen to me, but there should be some standard rules -
no text magically hovering over the picture
no speech bubbles
no cartoons superimposed over real photos
no jagged, poorly cut and pasted images made in microsoft paint. a bit of realism, people?
if people want an image with magical hovering text, they should enter the microsoft paint comp. photoshop comps aren't about who can make the wittiest speech bubble, the image itself should be the joke, without a bunch of crappy text trying to make it funnier. anyway, this competition has peaked, it is dying anyway
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-26 16:25:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YES!!!!!!!
What do I win this time?
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-26 14:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-26 13:11:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-02-26 14:23:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice picture choice, this should be good.
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-02-26 14:15:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i have a boner
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-26 14:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:(
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-02-26 13:48:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I masturbated to her 15 times in 3 minutes. Do I win the competition?
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-02-26 13:42:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whoaaaaa buddy, this is gonna be out of control.
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-02-26 13:31:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Let the NSFW commence.
Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2005-02-26 13:11:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno about you guys, but I'm pulling for a picture of adams wife getting a facial... Possibly from a negro.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-26 13:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-02-26 13:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This will be the best yet.