I Love Electro And You Should Too (4081 hits)
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Submitted by Ingsoc (View user info) at 2005-02-26 13:40:41 EST
I can't get enough Electro. His posts are like shining beacons of cultural enlightenment (http://www.ubersite.com/m/13215) and engorged Rodneys of truth and beauty, spewing forth their delicious nectar for all to suckle upon (http://www.ubersite.com/m/12463). He is a man among boys, and a king among men.
He is obviously the best debater on the site (http://www.ubersite.com/m/53394#1024421), and no one here (or anywhere, for that matter!) has a better understanding of hard-hitting contemporary social issues (http://www.ubersite.com/m/56608). Wait... no. I can't do this. Just... no.
Electro is a worthless piece of shit. Fuck him.
I am engorged with enmity concerning this Rain Man. This kid is the biggest retard to ever grace the Ubersite with his morbid obesity. All he does is sit around at home on his computer drawing up shitty GIF animations in Paint, which consist largely of him "pwning" things (for you see, he is incapable of doing so in The Real World) or masquerading about with Interweb People who reviewed him positively in prior posts. Their antics typically consist of beer-fuelled mayhem (Electro has never tasted alcohol himself, though he has learned "BEER FUNNY +2!" and abuses this little bit of non-humour OVER, and OVER, and OVER again until those which are included in the aforementioned GIF animations "turn against him and become assholes" (more accurately described as "reviewing his shitty content for what it is [shitty content]"). But you must beware when reviewing his animations, even if they are pure fecal shit (and they are); any -2 will not be taken lightly! This is the Interweb, after all! What is said here is the purest distillation of human nature. As a result he will gripe and -2 you also because you had the guts to admit that something he posted was shit and you rated it accordingly, without considering (that is, changing your rating because of empathy for) his autism.
Lookit this (http://www.ubersite.com/m/58276). Perfect example of someone who gave him a nice rating, then when they gave him a bad one, he totally turned against. His flip-flopping nature is very evident here. He claims not to care about ratings, yet how people rate him is the basis of every one of his animations. That, or repressed flaming homosexuality. They're rather indistinguishable at this point.
Electro isn't worth the energy it takes to run his computer, which despite his hatred for one Bill Gates, runs Windows XP. What a stupid, fat fuck. If he's trying to prove that autistic people are just like you and me and can be productive, intelligent members of society, then he has FAILED UTTERLY.
I like this one (http://www.ubersite.com/m/13983). He calls this chick a 16-year old brat despite the fact HE'S 16-YEARS OLD AT THE TIME OF POSTING. And if he's not being a hypocritical retard, he's GETTING PEOPLE FIRED (NSFW - http://www.ubersite.com/m/60524).
He coasts on his autism, as if that somehow makes him off-limits for criticism. "TOO AUTISTIC CAN'T TOUCH THIS!" Perhaps that's why he's the only person I've ever encountered to use ET CETERA in an APOLOGY (http://www.ubersite.com/m/56506).
He is also strongly anti-gay, perhaps to compensate for his all-around weaknesses in personality and social skills. He is also a belligerent racist towards all ethnic groups excluding his own (see: WASP), and anyone speaking a language other than L33T. A recent example of his intolerance towards those of other races can be found here (http://www.ubersite.com/m/56231) and here (http://www.ubersite.com/m/58693#1121121).
Electro, ladies and gentlemen, is a worthless shred of human debris. When you see Electro's shitty animations, you see the true ugliness of human nature. Not only that, his games are complete shit. Does he really think Polyphony Digital or Rockstar North are going to stumble across his shitty website and make him lead programmer for the next Gran Turismo or Grand Theft Auto? Not bloody likely! Yeah, go on to your prestigious career at ValuSoft, TOOL. Run home to yo mama, she waitin' for you.
All he cares about is the MVA, as he has stated a number of times (http://www.ubersite.com/m/55294#1041940, http://www.ubersite.com/m/54676#1029045), therefore equating all of his posts to SPAM. Electro is I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish for a new generation. What's the point of being on there if you're completely fucking hated? People like KoolMang and IHaKF don't get rewarded for their behaviour; they get FUCKING TAKEN OFF THE MVA!
At least he has a chance at counting cards in Atlantic City. Of course, the only cards this kid plays with are Yu-Gi-Oh and Magic: The Gathering, so that's out. He also has deplorable hygiene, which though not really related, is pretty gross (http://www.ubersite.com/m/51838).
The sun always shines on TV, but because of Electro the Internet will be forever shrouded in darkness. Jeffrey Wellman, you're a fucking piece of shit. Go fuck yourself.
User Reviews
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-08 22:43:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-08 20:59:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
electro rules.
Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2007-01-01 20:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for tearing a new ass in Electro.
+1 for the badass car
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-01 15:59:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't wait
Don't wait
The road is now
Sudden see, suddenly, deep enough
To lay your armor down
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-06-20 18:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I would have +2ed this, but then you insulted Magic...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 11:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't download it from work so I don't know how it sounds
http://crusader.rulez.jp/files/music/sanakhoodu.mp3
(ref: http://www.infovlad.net/?page_id=154)
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-02 23:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-01 12:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nominated for best ever
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88623
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-27 19:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-27 19:24:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
You will never be on MVA
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Hee hee
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-27 19:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I'm going to remind Electro he will NEVER be on MVA.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-27 19:23:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-17 21:06:24 (#)
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i read this post when I want to laugh
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-12 17:56:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-17 21:06:24 (#)
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i read this post when I want to laugh
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-03-27 02:30:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:03:32 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-17 21:06:24 (#)
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i read this post when I want to laugh
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I read this post when I want to get PUMPED UP for a LYNCHING. YEAH.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:03:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-11-30 00:42:41 (#)
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Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-09-18 11:04:14 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-17 21:06:24 (#)
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i read this post when I want to laugh
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-01 14:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-30 01:44:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-11-30 00:42:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-30 00:20:53 (#)
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Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-09-18 11:04:14 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-17 21:06:24 (#)
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i read this post when I want to laugh
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-30 00:20:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-09-18 11:04:14 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-17 21:06:24 (#)
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i read this post when I want to laugh
Submitted by EmptyRobot (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:59:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well said
Submitted by marowak (user info) at 2005-10-25 21:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why am I +2ing it? Why not?
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-09-18 11:04:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-17 21:06:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
i read this post when I want to laugh
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-18 10:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-04 16:39:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you ever know that you're my hero?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-30 08:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
har har
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-06-26 18:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking love this.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-17 21:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I never saw this and it's pretty fucking funny.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-17 21:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i read this post when I want to laugh
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-15 21:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65935
+2 for linkwhore.
Submitted by homeslice (user info) at 2005-05-15 20:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-04-17 23:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He coasts on his autism, as if that somehow makes him off-limits for criticism.
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I believe it's somewhere along the lines of reverse racism (or since it's making fun of mental disorders, maybe it's reverse making-fun-of-mental-disorders-ism). You know, like the guy who's a complete prick to you, and when you tell him to go away, he comes back with a bulletproof "you're just excluding me because I'm [insert ethnicity here]." I hate people who try to guilt trip me into shit; it's an insult of my intelligence, like they think I can't pick up on it.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-04-17 22:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
J00 like me!!! http://www.ubersite.com/m/64437
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-01 19:39:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAIIIIIEEEEYYEEEEEEEEEEEE
I just realised where your name comes from!!! I thought it was familiar!!!
+2 for that one.
I wonder if there is a user named Neo-Bolshevism or Death-Worship...
No. I checked. There is not.
Actually I didn't but I'm assuming there isn't.
God I'm tired.
Goodnight, you telescreen using war-is-peaceing piece of governmental clock.
Drawer, telephone.
Hmmm...
Nakedness rules.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2005-03-23 01:41:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-15 17:46:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I had an unbedingt shitty day today. I read this and immediately felt better. Thank you, ingsoc, your nomination for canonization is on its way to the vatican.
Submitted by JustAnotherHunter (user info) at 2005-03-14 22:43:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad... You made good points and such, and it was funny as hell. I just won't take a side, cuz no one listens to me anyways.
Completely off topic, but I'm assuming you like 1984?
Saw it the other day, absolutely hated the movie, but I loved the book....the movie was too much like a cheap porno with old women and such.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-03-12 17:38:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha, whatever you say, retard.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-03-10 20:54:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you Ingsoc, for hitwhoring for me.
I knew you would do this for me one day.
Now bow down to the Ubergods. Yes. +2.
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2005-03-09 12:31:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ever since I saw his first shit animation...if you can even call it that, I have hated Electro...useless...useless.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-03-02 18:11:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-26 17:11:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Whenever I see Williamson's post "A complete uberguide to Australia" on the MRR, I always think it's "A complete uberguide to Autism", cos it cuts after the U.
That makes me think of Electro, and I get mad.
Fuck you Electro.
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I thought the same fucking thing.
How did I miss this?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-03-02 18:09:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking great.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-02 17:55:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i liek teh animations
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-02-28 09:51:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You link-whored yourself into oblivion with this one, Sell Out.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-02-27 01:15:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah Electro, I totally buy your attempt to try and play this off. Really, what does that say about the quality of your stuff when it requires a HATE POST to get people to look at it? Oh wait, all you care about are hits since you can't get a good rating on anything anymore.
User Obsession Value Chart: Post Rating > Hits > Please God Somebody Look At Me
And remember; a total fall from grace is never far behind!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-26 22:30:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AEther fart164: that wasn't nice to say the train ran over my fat ass
AEther fart164: especially coming from an obese autist
electro1178: And thats why, I am not saying sorry...
electro1178: Also I seen Ingsoc's hate post about me...
electro1178: I gave it a few +2's.
AEther fart164: That is the best post evar
AEther fart164: Honestly
AEther fart164: Did you see my post on you?
electro1178: because all he did was LINK WHORE for me.
electro1178: Thats all he did
electro1178: my hits have been climbing like crazy since his post
AEther fart164: no they haven't
AEther fart164: retard
electro1178 signed off at 9:17:07 PM.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-26 22:29:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60691 - A testiment to beautiful hate posts
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60542 - My own hate post. Simple, yet elegant. It is merely a shadow of your greatness, though.
Ingsoc is the funniest fucker I've ever seen.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-02-26 21:03:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
why should I -2 this? He is link whoring for me...
plus thats a cool lookin car.
Now, are you also going to start a petition against me or something?
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:51:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"TOO AUTISTIC CAN'T TOUCH THIS!"
hahahhahahahahaha
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:49:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One of Electro's alters? It's fucking Ingsoc! User ID in the 2000's!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:27:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Im sick of posts like this - is this one of Electro's alters or something? Fuck your Ubergossip/griping and entertain me you fucktard. You have no higher calling in life, believe me.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:25:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't really hate him; I just pity him.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-02-26 18:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think the only -2 you'll get will be from Electro.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-26 18:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for effort gone into hate post.... bordering on obsessional?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-26 18:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Electro, ladies and gentlemen, is a worthless shred of human debris. When you see Electro's shitty animations, you see the true ugliness of human nature."
GOLD! hahhah
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-26 18:34:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed fucking hard at some lines in this post.
I'm crying here.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-02-26 18:08:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just thought I'd add something...
Yes, he was the one who opened the page, yes, he knows the risks of pages, but why does the NSFW tag exist to begin with?
Not to alert you "PORN HERE L@@K NOW!!"
Why?
TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM OPENING INAPPROPRIATE WEBSITES AT WORK AND GETTING FIRED!
Seriously, if we're not going to hold people who fuck up and not put NSFW responsible, then why use NSFW at all? Ever? Why even bother?
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-26 18:07:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best. Hate Post. Ever.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-02-26 18:00:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Electro is a fucking prick. Fuck him.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-02-26 17:47:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2nami
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-02-26 17:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2005-02-26 15:10:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Umbilical_Cord (user info) at 2005-02-26 14:57:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well researched, sources cited, supporting evidence given, punctuation, spelling and grammar perfect, and good format.
Overall the best hate post I've ever seen.
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I must agree.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-26 17:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good rant, strong points, and well executed. Bravo.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-26 17:11:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whenever I see Williamson's post "A complete uberguide to Australia" on the MRR, I always think it's "A complete uberguide to Autism", cos it cuts after the U.
That makes me think of Electro, and I get mad.
Fuck you Electro.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-26 17:08:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-02-26 15:51:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Choo Choo "
I fucking hate you. I wish you could -2 reviews.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-26 17:07:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
People should print this and shhow it to the next generation as a textbook case of a brilliant hate post.
Thankyou.
Submitted by PancakeLizard (user info) at 2005-02-26 17:03:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You should be in sales.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-02-26 16:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good hatepost
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-26 16:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The execution is brilliant.
And the fucker has turned me against him.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-02-26 16:13:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now THIS is the way to do a hate post.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-26 15:57:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This accurate synopsis deserves a perfect score.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-02-26 15:51:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Choo Choo
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-02-26 15:42:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
electro's responses indicate that he is in fact a fucking douche
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-02-26 15:35:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for wasting half your fucking weekend on this
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-02-26 15:34:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Electro does suck.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-02-26 15:16:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
actually, I gotta give you a +2 for the following reasons:
1) Picture of concept car. That kicks ass.
2) For posting links to my posts...therefore, Link Whoring for me. Thanks for the extra hits!
Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2005-02-26 15:10:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Umbilical_Cord (user info) at 2005-02-26 14:57:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well researched, sources cited, supporting evidence given, punctuation, spelling and grammar perfect, and good format.
Overall the best hate post I've ever seen.
A+
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-02-26 15:07:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bravo!
But its a shame that no one reads petitions anymore these days. ;)
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-02-26 15:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
he is a fucking piece of shit indeed
Submitted by Umbilical_Cord (user info) at 2005-02-26 14:57:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well researched, sources cited, supporting evidence given, punctuation, spelling and grammar perfect, and good format.
Overall the best hate post I've ever seen.
A+
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-02-26 14:54:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
electro is a fucking douche
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-02-26 14:34:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Testify!!
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-02-26 14:21:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-02-26 14:01:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah.. you're a clever one, you are, you are.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-02-26 13:41:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sound the bell, school's in sucka!