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PrePartyThoughts (706 hits)

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Rating: -0.18 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by AnotherStupidUsername (View user info) at 2005-02-26 17:36:04 EST


There's a massive party tonight, but I don't think I'm going. At least I'm not sure yet. I'd rather sit in my room, and listen to depressing music, read depressing books, and think I'm generally superior to everyone else.

I'm ready to fall in love with myself all over again.

It's funny, when I think about it, because generally I hate myself, but isn't that true love? Realizing that in all of the flaws and generally distaste for an external--and in this case internal--self realization of disgust, there is an overall like. In that "like", that overall encompass of all things drawn too, a love begins to form and envelope oneself until it becomes a passionate feeling that evolves until nothing else matters.

Regardless, I need to get laid, and my sexual nature battles internally within until I get off my dingy couch, put a bookmark in of mice and men, polish off my liquor, and walk dutifully over to my mirror. There I realize, that in despite of depression-induced appearances, the cliché' dark sunken eyes with rippling black filth accumulated beneath them and an old sweater with an oxford shirt underneath, I still look largely attractive. A change of clothes and perhaps a shower, a gram of cocaine, and I'll be more then ready to woo ignorant freshmen girls who fall head over heals for my boyish good looks and schoolboy intellect. A fuck sounds pretty good right about now.

So...It's decided then, however indavertantly. If sex wins over depression, and I can't think of why it wouldn't, and right now it definately doesn't....perhaps after I find one or two of those young ignorant girls and take them to bed with me and gasp and groan and pump and sweat and ejaculate....then it can return, the depression that is. For now, I can wash off this grime, change and look forward to being presentable, and bury my nose into white powder and then eventually into smelly cunt, temporary happiness prevails.

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Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-03-25 21:08:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

emo kids like e right
which means you like e

which means i got your hook up

2 for 20

i gots em blue dimonds all day

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-03-02 13:06:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I love to kick the shit out of cry baby momma's boys like you.

PS-I fucked the shit out of your girlfriend, she says you're gay and after this post, I believe her.

Submitted by WhoLetYouIn (user info) at 2005-03-02 12:56:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Waaaah

Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-03-02 12:46:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


"It's funny, when I think about it, because generally I hate myself, but isn't that true love? Realizing that in all of the flaws and generally distaste for an external--and in this case internal--self realization of disgust, there is an overall like. In that "like", that overall encompass of all things drawn too, a love begins to form and envelope oneself until it becomes a passionate feeling that evolves until nothing else matters. "

Give the cocaine up, I have a friend in the same situation, that stuff kills the joy of life. Personally cocaine screws my confidence up.

Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-03-01 15:13:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn dude, you need to spend a weekend in the Hamptons drinking or something.

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:02:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sounds like you're finally ready for heroin.

Submitted by AnotherStupidUsername (user info) at 2005-02-26 18:30:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-26 18:17:00 (#)
Ranking: -1

Sorry, but even if you decide to hit this 'big party' up tonight, I'm still thinking you'll be fucking your hand at 3 am.
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Wheeeee!!!

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-26 18:17:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Sorry, but even if you decide to hit this 'big party' up tonight, I'm still thinking you'll be fucking your hand at 3 am.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-26 17:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Quit masturbating and get out there, loser.

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-26 17:42:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Interesting

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-26 17:39:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i kind of liked this

Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-26 17:37:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You better fucking go dipshit


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