CAMWHORE: Proving the Idiots wrong (5143 hits)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (View user info) at 2005-02-26 18:56:41 EST
Here it is brainiacs, proof that that is no photoshop, and that jealousy can make your eyes decieve you
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-02-27 22:03:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw, twins.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-27 21:26:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shit man, to prove everyone wrong you should post a closer pic of your faces.
You two have the same shaped smile. The exact same nose. The exact same chin.
I'm just sayin'...
I'd be glad to be proven wrong. If you're happy, good for you.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-02-14 16:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Definition of irony below.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-03-02 23:06:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It is amazing all the hate you get from people who can't get laid.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-03-02 19:41:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who gives a shit, really?
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-03-02 17:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i think to prove that thats really you and thats really your wife, you should make signs saying "this is my wife" or something that could not have possibly been pre-planned out, nor a coincidence that you have a picture of those two people (you or not) with that sign. sorry for being skeptical, but if you and your wife really look like that, what on earth are you doing on ubersite?? if it is you, congrats.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2005-03-02 17:29:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You still look like a goober, and that chick looks like your sister.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-03-02 17:11:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61059
EVERYBODY loves Tubgirl!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-03-02 15:05:28 EST (#)
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you know, there's been a study done that proves that people who find themselves to be genetically perfect on a subconscious level tend to partner up with people who bear a startling resemblence to themselves.
Let me clarify in small words for the dumb folk: When you think you're a perfect human specimen in the "secret" parts of your brain, you want to fuck people who look like you.
That was neither a positive nor negative comment. Just something that occurred to me.
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-03-02 14:26:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOur sister is hot.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-01 22:14:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:05:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:01:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
i believe this is you but you obviously photoshopped the dog. and the grass, and the blanket.
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You missed the Maltese Terrier.
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*snorts*
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-03-01 16:04:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for even making an issue out of my math error, fuckwad.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-01 15:21:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-01 15:11:59 (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-01 08:23:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
About our clothes:
We were at a park.
Do you get decked out when you go to the park to play some volleyball and eat hamburgers with friends?
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you need to get your wife some better shoes for volloyball, those could slip off.
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We live in South Florida, No shoes needed on a sand court, or all year round for that matter
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-01 15:11:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-01 08:23:27 (#)
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About our clothes:
We were at a park.
Do you get decked out when you go to the park to play some volleyball and eat hamburgers with friends?
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you need to get your wife some better shoes for volloyball, those could slip off.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-01 14:59:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-03-01 14:40:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Cripes, you look even more like you're related in this pic than the other one.
If I were you two and possibly planning on reproducing, I'd get some DNA testing done just to make sure things were kosher. ; )
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Cats out of the bag
I cloned her and just switched an X for a Y, and viola! Me with tits
Submitted by murtisha (user info) at 2005-03-01 14:46:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you have some sort of personal problem?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-03-01 14:40:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cripes, you look even more like you're related in this pic than the other one.
If I were you two and possibly planning on reproducing, I'd get some DNA testing done just to make sure things were kosher. ; )
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-01 14:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-03-01 13:32:37 (#)
Ranking: -1
+1 for the Doberman, or Rott, whichever, that I hope grows up to eat the poodle and fuck your wife while you're slaving away at K-mart.
-2 cos you're an insecure twit in need of a serious ass-kicking.
+1 coz I agreed with you about the Chinese system of criminal justice on "Dead Man Walking" post.
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How many do I get for you not being able to figure out simple addition?
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-03-01 13:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
+1 for the Doberman, or Rott, whichever, that I hope grows up to eat the poodle and fuck your wife while you're slaving away at K-mart.
-2 cos you're an insecure twit in need of a serious ass-kicking.
+1 coz I agreed with you about the Chinese system of criminal justice on "Dead Man Walking" post.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-01 08:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-03-01 08:47:12 (#)
Ranking: 1
She looked better in t'other photo.
So, how much for the HoneyMoon video adam?
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I will only trade for one of the Dali Lama's adrenal glands (left one preferably)
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-03-01 08:47:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
She looked better in t'other photo.
So, how much for the HoneyMoon video adam?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-01 08:23:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
About our clothes:
We were at a park.
Do you get decked out when you go to the park to play some volleyball and eat hamburgers with friends?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-03-01 07:56:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-28 22:55:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't understand the fuss.
Neither of you are cover model material, the way you dress is sadly simple and your hair is almost as nature intended it.
Having stated that, you are two young, pleasant-enough looking people. Entirely non-offensive. Not head-turners, but non-offensive.
Dang, the other Uberusers must be fucking eye sores.
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Please tell me this is satirical. How many people ARE fucking cover model material?
The way they dress? Is... SADLY SIMPLE? What? Are you a fashion designer? You probably still think Von Dutch is in! I can't test your knowledge because you can just look it up online, but i'll give you one question esoteric enough to see if you are a fashion designer/student. If not, you shouldn't be judging clothes, as you are underqualified. You should make "I like" or "I don't like" comments instead.
What is the one type of medium density fabric that cannot be used in conjunction with light silk (<80um) due to the "linting" effect that the rubbing creates?
Answer that one, idiot, and i'll give your fashion analysis skills a bit of credit. Then again, you can probably find that online too if you looked hard enough.
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-03-01 01:53:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
holy fucking hits!
I don't know about those shades, but the girl is cute.
What is it about college chicks and dumb ass dogs.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-02-28 23:35:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Is that Triumph the Insult Dog sniffing around on the right?
If so, allow me speak for him: Marilyn Monroe called, she wants her shades back, Adam-Ant-You-Are Not. (Toto: Snout-down, butt up, that's the way I like to fuck).
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-28 22:55:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't understand the fuss.
Neither of you are cover model material, the way you dress is sadly simple and your hair is almost as nature intended it.
Having stated that, you are two young, pleasant-enough looking people. Entirely non-offensive. Not head-turners, but non-offensive.
Dang, the other Uberusers must be fucking eye sores.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 19:01:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-02-28 18:56:48 (#)
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That has got to be your relative.
No if ands or buts about it..
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Girl with a clue, get a fucking clue
She is related, she's my wife
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 19:00:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-28 18:56:12 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:00:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Why don't you just post your entire Wedding album, Dorkus?
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I just want the wedding night photo's.
I give the over/under 3 months before the internet is flooded with the Mr and Mrs Adamdidit2u Honey Moon video
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Not until I get paid for it
Yes it does exist........
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-02-28 18:56:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That has got to be your relative.
No if ands or buts about it..
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-28 18:56:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:00:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Why don't you just post your entire Wedding album, Dorkus?
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I just want the wedding night photo's.
I give the over/under 3 months before the internet is flooded with the Mr and Mrs Adamdidit2u Honey Moon video.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-02-28 18:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You two have the same nose, same cheeks and same sized head.
You sure you didn't marry your sister?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:44:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you guys should stop flirting and just kiss each other...
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:39:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your wife has fingertoes.
That is all.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:36:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yawn
when oh when will you ever back up these threats?
I can only hope the answer is sooner then later
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:31:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You will definitely need a visit, pansyass. Then, you'll need a Doctor.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:29:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:23:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
Apparently, math isn't your strong suit, fagboy.
I don't know where you got that score from but let me reiterate: If I ever get the opportunity to meet you, I will plead with you to drop that "N" bomb in my presence.
Then, you will be hitting the deck. On that, I promise, pansyass.
You're in Florida, right?
I'm in Florida all the fucking time.
Now you can continue with your creative scorekeeping, Urkel.
You've bored me- and quite a few others- to tears. Maybe you and hidden can set up a web site where you post pictures of yourself all day long...and make sure you stay on top of that photoshopping skill of yours.
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Nope my math is good, and I'm winning beacuse you're an old washed up wanna be.
I pray for the day you come to see me.
PRAY FOR IT
I'll call you every racial slur I fucking know.
TWICE
Thanks for the heat and the hits.
Piss off now, you have no more insults or outrageous claims. So it's beggining to bore me a bit now
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Apparently, math isn't your strong suit, fagboy.
I don't know where you got that score from but let me reiterate: If I ever get the opportunity to meet you, I will plead with you to drop that "N" bomb in my presence.
Then, you will be hitting the deck. On that, I promise, pansyass.
You're in Florida, right?
I'm in Florida all the fucking time.
Now you can continue with your creative scorekeeping, Urkel.
You've bored me- and quite a few others- to tears. Maybe you and hidden can set up a web site where you post pictures of yourself all day long...and make sure you stay on top of that photoshopping skill of yours.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:18:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:02:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
Adam- if we ever have the pleasure of meeting, please make sure you use that word within my hearing distance, so I can punch your teeth down your throat without any guilt.
Fagboy.
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The osetroporosis would snap you frail arm like a twig when you attempted to swing at me. I'd be sure to visit you're geriatric ass in the hospital so I could steal you mashed potatos
Tell me another of your "accomplishments" like when you taught Vince Lombardi about football or dug the Pacific ocean with your bare hands
Current score: ME -- 1 billion, You -- A cock in your mouth
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:08:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sometimes I can't believe the cyber aggression that goes on here. Seriously, if you care that much about what people on the internet say, you need to put in your own witty remark here. I'm going for lunch.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Adam- if we ever have the pleasure of meeting, please make sure you use that word within my hearing distance, so I can punch your teeth down your throat without any guilt.
Fagboy.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:00:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For some reason, I expected you to not really be fat, but be kind of chunky, and maybe be a bit more hairy than that. In other words, I kind of pictured you as a lumberjack. I find myself disappointed by the fact that I'm bigger than you, and that isn't supposed to be so. You're a lumberjack.
Can you just, I don't know, grow a beard or something?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:53:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:50:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
Can't be. I'm not black, dillhole.
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You're a dumb nigger all the same
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:50:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Can't be. I'm not black, dillhole.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:46:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy is Don King.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:44:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ahhahahaha
shlongy has nothing on me!
I WIN!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:39:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Opie has been BUSTED!!!
Listen to him whine.....waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:36:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:28:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
damn good photoshop man. the dogs look REALLY real, and so do you. but the chick, now see, this is were you messed it up. ive seen her before. she was in an ad in the paper the other day, holding a bottle of Meijer brand laundry detergent. in fact, i can see why you choose to use her in your crafty little photoshop. shes a scortcher!
made me buy 3 bottles of laundry detergent.
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This makes almost no sense...
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:35:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:33:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
Adam- You've been busted.
Homos and hot chicks don't go together.
And listening to your classic responses, you leave very little doubt that you play for the "other team".
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Sorry is that shlongy making statements that he has no proof to back them up with again?
Yea I thought so..
BTW whose name is Shlongy? how fucking ghey is that?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:33:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Adam- You've been busted.
Homos and hot chicks don't go together.
And listening to your classic responses, you leave very little doubt that you play for the "other team".
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:31:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah...I'm in "denile", genius.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:30:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i think i stuck *itch* my scabbed and scarred penis *itch* in that a few weeks ago...better double bag it *itch*, she's a whore. *itch* trust me *itch* I know.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:28:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
damn good photoshop man. the dogs look REALLY real, and so do you. but the chick, now see, this is were you messed it up. ive seen her before. she was in an ad in the paper the other day, holding a bottle of Meijer brand laundry detergent. in fact, i can see why you choose to use her in your crafty little photoshop. shes a scortcher!
made me buy 3 bottles of laundry detergent.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:25:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Glam Daddy, it's fun to bait this prick
He'll always come back with some shit insult then tack on another lie. If I could be bothered to do a timeline of all his lies I'm sure that would be proof enough.
Shlong, why is you wifes face blurred out?
Is it because it was some escort? sister? MOTHER?
hahahhahaha
oh yea
DIPSHIT
Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"You have no wife...you're a fucking homo. Look at yourself.
Nice job with the photoshop though. "
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Denile is phase one
go back to jerking off to your Jeapordy days you fool.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:19:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
My house...hell, my garage is FULL of pictures, autographs, playbills, etc.
What's it to you?
Couldn't I just as easily "photoshop" them?
Buahahahahahahahaaaaa....
How about when I worked for the Mets...or the Orioles back in the early to late 80's? That all made up too, Adam?
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No you couldn't PS them unless you were a professional like GlamDaddy.
Yes thats all made up also.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:19:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My house...hell, my garage is FULL of pictures, autographs, playbills, etc.
What's it to you?
Couldn't I just as easily "photoshop" them?
Buahahahahahahahaaaaa....
How about when I worked for the Mets...or the Orioles back in the early to late 80's? That all made up too, Adam?
Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
To all those who doubted
I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO
Damn that felt good. People just cant seem to conceive that a man can find a beautiful woman.
But i Know it can happen because I did it to.
Props adam.....
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:03:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-27 15:30:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-02-27 15:05:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-02-27 04:25:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Good for you bro.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:49:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, there's some other Uber regulars who have all the proof they need, but you see, I just don't give a fuck about you. I don't post to impress you. It just does, apparently.
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Ok so a bunch of anonymus people have the proof, but I can't know who or what proof they have, and that makes it true? Yea that is just as retarded as it sounds.
The only person you impress is yourself, which even I find hard to belive.
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It's much more fun watching it eat you up inside.
so now you claim to be able to see me too?
I bet you overthrew the Canadian Government and had them build a secret robot to spy on people.
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Maybe if you kiss some Uber ass...THEY'LL pass along a nibble or two.
I don't kiss ass like you do, and if people aren't talking about it here then I'll assume it's because they don't know.
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In the meantime, I'll just continue to dazzle you with true stories of Shlongy's life.
OMG another fake camwhore!
What a good story!
Did you know that I used to be very good friends with the Ramones...and that my band used to open for them when they played in upstate New York back in the early 80's?
OK so your good friends with the Ramones and have no pitures to prove it?
WOW dumb shit right here
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, there's some other Uber regulars who have all the proof they need, but you see, I just don't give a fuck about you. I don't post to impress you. It just does, apparently.
It's much more fun watching it eat you up inside.
Maybe if you kiss some Uber ass...THEY'LL pass along a nibble or two.
In the meantime, I'll just continue to dazzle you with true stories of Shlongy's life.
Did you know that I used to be very good friends with the Ramones...and that my band used to open for them when they played in upstate New York back in the early 80's?
Now, they're all dying on me.
Buahahahahahahahahaaa....Sooooory!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:46:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:37:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
So, you don't believe I, with two other guys, owned a baseball team in Asheboro, NC as part of the Carolina Coastal League for the past 5 years? Is THAT one of them?
What else...spit it out, boy.
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Let me repeat
EVERYTHING
That, Jeopardy, PGA tour, Pro Poker Player, Famous Wife, The Boxing thing....thats all off the top of my head.
I know there's much more
When have you proved any of these?
Oh yea NEVER.
Honestly with all the time you spend camping my posts to give me a bajillion -2's I doubt you have much time for anything else.
Bring the weak insults.
I know you have NO PROOF
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:37:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So, you don't believe I, with two other guys, owned a baseball team in Asheboro, NC as part of the Carolina Coastal League for the past 5 years? Is THAT one of them?
What else...spit it out, boy.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:28:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:24:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, I have the two shows on VHS...wanna buy a copy?
What else don't you believe...Compile a list for me
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Pretty much EVERYTHING.
Except for the fact that you're old
The proof is on you
Use the submit button retaaaaad!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:24:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, I have the two shows on VHS...wanna buy a copy?
What else don't you believe...Compile a list for me.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:21:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:13:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
You have no wife...you're a fucking homo. Look at yourself.
Nice job with the photoshop though.
At least you have ONE above average talent. Be thankful.
Most in this room have none.
BTW- Some of our resident Uber regulars know all about the Jeopardy thing. Won one game...blew Final Jeopardy the second game, which was played twenty minutes after the first one was over. My arm pits stank from the fucking lights and the pressure but what a rush.
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Yea two photos don't prove anything, but you typing it does?
Do you live in la-la land or something?
If you really were on jeopardy then you would have some sort of proof.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:13:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You have no wife...you're a fucking homo. Look at yourself.
Nice job with the photoshop though.
At least you have ONE above average talent. Be thankful.
Most in this room have none.
BTW- Some of our resident Uber regulars know all about the Jeopardy thing. Won one game...blew Final Jeopardy the second game, which was played twenty minutes after the first one was over. My arm pits stank from the fucking lights and the pressure but what a rush.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:09:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Why do people care?
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Why will you go blind if you stare at the sun?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:09:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why do people care?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:01:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:01:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 12:59:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, I won 5 figures on Jeopardy a few years back so I'm not as stupid as you think, poseur.
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You suffer from fucking delusions of grandeur.
Every other post you've won something or deafeated another country.
I say you're stupid because you can't even pick up on blatant sarcasm.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 12:59:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, I won 5 figures on Jeopardy a few years back so I'm not as stupid as you think, poseur.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 12:50:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 12:38:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
He already admitted it's not really his wife.
He's just a dorky photoshop expert.
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You really are stupid aren't you?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 12:38:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
He already admitted it's not really his wife.
He's just a dorky photoshop expert.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-02-28 12:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You have an attractive wife, yes, that's great. What the fuck do you want, a cookie? Who gives a shit.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 12:30:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-02-28 12:26:27 (#)
Ranking: -1
She don't look that great in this pic, but since she is in med school she can examine my prostate if she wishes.
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I used a pic that the folks wouldn't think was photochopped
Besides, she left me after she saw your post the other day
She is roaming the country crying out for you habeeb
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-02-28 12:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-02-27 03:42:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck that's a DOG?? I thought it was...hell, I don't know what I thought it was. A terrible scarf or something.
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Hahahahahahahahahahhaha
classic
She don't look that great in this pic, but since she is in med school she can examine my prostate if she wishes.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-02-28 12:08:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's amazing how your sister got her lily-white anal dreadlock so clean for the photo.
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2005-02-28 11:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good for you :)
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-28 11:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That's a hot-ass bitch. Your wife aint bad either.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 11:38:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have two brothers
My younger will turn 21 in 27 days.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-02-28 11:08:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I feel awful now - but you do have the same smile and nose.
If I'm wrong then I apologise - and you're very well matched.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-02-28 11:06:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, that's your sister.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-28 09:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Adam - you've found the best way to get mad hits on Uber - marry a hot chick from NY and post pictures of yourself with her.
Why haven't I thought of that yet???
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 08:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The white thing is a maltese puppy, and she loves that damn dog.
Let me tell you guys something.
HE IS A CHICK FUCKING MAGNET
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-02-28 07:00:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, if you want to prove it's you, write your username on a piece of paper and post a photo of you two holding it.
Alternatively, write it several times on her boobs, thighs, and ass, and post those pictures.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-02-28 02:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Why is your wife holding a mop head? Get a real dog you wuss.
Submitted by Gizmo (user info) at 2005-02-27 23:18:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dude, how do you score a hot wife? All I get are fat chicks.
Submitted by urbaneruralite (user info) at 2005-02-27 23:15:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2005-02-27 23:06:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
where do you buy your clothes? The toilet store?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-27 18:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that white thing a cat a dog or some ugly clothing?
And it may already be said, I dunno, but I'm not reading much today
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-02-27 18:27:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tim Allen
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-02-27 16:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're both adorable.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-27 15:30:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-02-27 15:05:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-02-27 04:25:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Good for you bro.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-02-27 15:23:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Some of the people who responded here are seriously pathetic.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-02-27 15:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-02-27 04:25:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Good for you bro.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-27 14:54:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am far to lazy to try and respond to anything below.
So....YEA! or Fuck You! You know which one fits, be creative.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-02-27 04:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude has something to be proud of. If and when I meet the right woman I will proclaim it to the Heavens let alone Ubersite.
God knows I've done it before.
Good for you bro.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-02-27 03:42:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:07:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
You have the cutest dog.
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Fuck that's a DOG?? I thought it was...hell, I don't know what I thought it was. A terrible scarf or something.
P.S. Your wife is hot. We get it. Some of us have a hard enough time wallowing in our lonliness or looking at our ugly partners.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-27 03:10:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It's nice to see I'm not the only one who has to validate their personal relationships to a bunch of people living in a box under my desk.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-02-27 02:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
RATE MY BULGE!
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-02-27 02:09:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-27 00:12:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
Soooooooo, does your sister, have a... sister?
Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-02-27 01:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
nice, a different chick and that dog is getting more action with her than you ever will
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2005-02-27 01:25:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stick it to the man!
PS Congrats on a megahot wife
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-02-27 01:03:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What is wrong with everybody, you guys look really cute together
Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2005-02-27 00:30:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
she's actually not that great looking. So eat a dick.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-27 00:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If looks were something you had to WORK for, maybe I'd be proud.
Or if looks signified a good sense of humor, or an intellectual brain, I'd be jealous.
The fact that you are on some high because of the fact that your wife is beautiful is annoying. I'd respect you if you were obsessed with how much you had in common, or how caring she was, or... well, probably anything besides her looks.
You mentioned on her last post that she's in med school... that's a far greater achievement than her genetics.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-27 00:12:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Soooooooo, does your sister, have a... sister?
Submitted by tlozoot (user info) at 2005-02-26 23:59:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't believe I'm replying to this but... you guys DO look way too much alike. Especially with sunglasses on and all.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-26 23:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
<Burp>
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-02-26 23:44:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice shot.great smiles.
Caulaincourt are you and mystiamoon still on hate plane? tsk tsk .
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-26 23:35:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-26 22:26:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
nice trophy, i still hate you.
Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2005-02-26 23:22:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 because i still wish to bang her,
Sorry there arent any good looking women in wisconsin
-1 Your in the pic and not me.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-02-26 22:53:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-02-26 22:34:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
Your girlfriend could palm a fucking basketball with those pterodactyl feet of hers
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Rofl theres always something.. You know I heard from someone that the size of a woman's foot is in relation to the size of her happy-hole, but I doubt it.
People are asses, You get a zero for proving them wrong but doing something pointless at the same time.
Submitted by dclive1978 (user info) at 2005-02-26 22:39:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
is it just me, or do they look like brother and sister?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-02-26 22:34:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your girlfriend could palm a fucking basketball with those pterodactyl feet of hers
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-26 22:26:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nice trophy, i still hate you.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-02-26 20:42:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
They are so Jealous
They Are Greener than Green
They wish that they had
Their own blond, little queen
But they're fat and they're ugly
Anti-social and lame
I'd keep up the mocking
If i wasn't the same.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-02-26 20:42:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for being a stoner.
Send pics of her doing you in the pooper.
Yes, I said her doing you.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-02-26 20:40:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm sorry, I shouldn't be telling you what to do.
Let me rephrase what I said:
Maybe you should have more respect for your wife and for yor marriage than to try and brag about how hot she is on the internet. It isn't a tribute when it is tasteless.
But, I wouldn't be me if I wasn't insulting:
PS - She only looks good because she is sitting next to you.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-02-26 20:33:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm starting to think you've married her for the wrong reasons if you constantly feel the urge to boast about your wife's slightly better-than-average looks to complete strangers on the internet.
Trust me buddy, once her tits go (and they will), you don't have much to brag about anymore in the looks department.
Now quit disrespecting your wife and your marriage like this.
PS - your dogs are almost as gay as that blanket you're sitting on.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-02-26 20:20:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It looks like the dog took a shit on the blanket and then you sat on it.
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-02-26 20:11:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've fucked hotter bitches than that. I've fucked uglier bitches than that. Point is, I've got more sense than to get married.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-02-26 20:04:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nice picture, bugs bunny.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-26 20:01:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
can i play the bongos on her boobs?
no?
please?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-26 20:00:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
PS. Those gayass "Star Trek" glasses you're wearing seem to be photoshopped, too.
Submitted by garcon_fou (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:53:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Holy Crap! An albino ewok!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:47:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brother and sister??!??
Ok Adam,,just post one of you two making out!
Then, I'll believe.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:44:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:00:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Why don't you just post your entire Wedding album, Dorkus?
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Shlongy makes me chuckle sometimes.
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
aw
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:31:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It is uncanny how much you two look alike......nose, teeth, cheeks.
Sweet fauxkleys, by the way. I didn't know people still wore those.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:00:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Why don't you just post your entire Wedding album, Dorkus?
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He's right Adam. The next time you camwhore your wife will be the 2nd time too many.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:19:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my diet has a lot of fiber.
Submitted by alwaysoutnumbered (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:16:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i retract my statement of photoshop.
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
By the way, I personally never thought you attempted to pretend you had a girlfriend, your pictures are obviously genuine. And no, she's not ugly, she looks pretty good from where I'm sitting. That being said, it's still not proof, because from what I've seen you are DAMN good at Photoshop.
Do you think you could Photoshop me a girlfriend?
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:11:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha...suck it.jpg
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:10:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for the picture, now I can use it in conjunction with the newest PS competition picture. Yee-ha!
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:10:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
she looks ugly on this photo
how would she feel if she found out that you are posting pictures of her online to prove to complete strangers that you are actually married?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm suprised there was only a few bunch of ugly rejects like mystiamoon that said your picture was fake.
Being jealous is already pathetic.
Being jealous over Internet people is beyond pathetic.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:07:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have the cutest dog.
Oh, and a damn hot wife too, may I borrow her when Filthy has finished with her?
You look just like I thought you would. Scary.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:05:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:01:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
i believe this is you but you obviously photoshopped the dog. and the grass, and the blanket.
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You missed the Maltese Terrier.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:01:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i believe this is you but you obviously photoshopped the dog. and the grass, and the blanket.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:00:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why don't you just post your entire Wedding album, Dorkus?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-02-26 18:59:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Boooooooooooooring.