Jesus was Krishna; you've been duped (351 hits)
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Submitted by Chain (View user info) at 2005-02-26 22:33:38 EST
Jesus and Krishna were called both a God and the Son of God.
Both were sent from heaven to earth in the form of a man.
Both were called Savior, and the second person of the Trinity.
Both had adoptive human fathers who were carpenters.
A spirit or ghost was their actual father.
Both were visited at birth by wise men and shepherds, guided by a star.
Jesus and Krishna both had pooping disorders
Angels in both cases issued a warning that the local dictator planned to kill the baby and had issued a decree for his assassination. The parents fled. Mary and Joseph stayed in Muturea; Krishna's parents stayed in Mathura.
Both Jesus and Krishna withdrew to the wilderness as adults, and fasted.
Both were identified as "the seed of the woman bruising the serpent's head."
Jesus was called "the lion of the tribe of Judah." Krishna was called "the lion of the tribe of Saki."
Jesus and Krishna both jerked off to little dudes and lied about it
Both claimed: "I am the Resurrection."
Both referred to themselves having existed before their birth on earth.
Both were "without sin."
Both were god-men: being considered both human and divine.
They were both considered omniscient, omnipotent, and omnipresent like Van Damme
Jesus and Krishna both put bacon in their cereal
Both performed many miracles, including the healing of disease. One of the first miracles that both performed was to make a leper whole. Each cured "all manner of diseases."
Both cast out indwelling demons, and raised the dead.
Both selected disciples to spread his teachings.
Both were meek (but could have been meeker, am I right?), and merciful. Both were criticized for associating with sinners.
Both celebrated a last supper. Both forgave his enemies.
Both descended into Hell, and were resurrected. Many people witnessed their ascensions into heaven.
Jesus and Krishna both slept standing up?
The object of Krishna's birth was to bring about a victory of good over evil.
Krishna "came onto earth to cleanse the sins of the human beings."
Krishna was born while his foster-father Nanda was in the city to pay his tax to the king.Jesus was born while his foster-father, Joseph, was in the city to be enumerated in a census so that "all the world could be taxed."
Jesus is recorded as saying: "if you had faith as a mustard seed you would say to the mountain uproot yourself and be cast into the ocean" Krishna is reported as having uprooted a small mountain.
Both Jesus and Krishna got beaten up by Vikings, twice
The story about the birth of Elizabeth's son John (the Baptist), cousin of Jesus, corresponds with the story in the Krishna myth about the birth of the child of Nanda and his wife Yasoda.
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-01 03:03:29 EST (#)
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owned!
Submitted by chain (user info) at 2005-02-26 23:05:27 EST (#)
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Your mom's a resident at the DickinMouth Hotel!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-26 22:49:31 EST (#)
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No, I'm saying that electro has some competition for Resident Retard because of this post.
Submitted by chain (user info) at 2005-02-26 22:47:01 EST (#)
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It proved everything, are you saying Jesus wasn't called "son of god"?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-26 22:45:11 EST (#)
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Leave the anti-christian shit to professionals like squattail, please?
"Jesus and Krishna were called both a God and the Son of God."
Ever hear of the Holy Trinity? That every Christian sect (except the Jehova's witness cult) accepts? Jesus wasn't called our God, he was called our Lord and Savior.
Anyway, this post sucked and proved nothing.
Submitted by chain (user info) at 2005-02-26 22:45:11 EST (#)
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rad is my favorite hater
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-26 22:44:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by chain (user info) at 2005-02-26 03:10:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
I vote Captain Foamy for 2, 3, 5, and 7!
That cat brings the bag with him!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60267#1172753
Submitted by chain (user info) at 2005-02-26 22:37:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah!
hey christians, you're so lame!