Evan Williams Single Barrel Vintage - 10yo (896 hits)
Category: Politics -> AfghanistanRating: 1.5 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by John Galt (View user info) at 2005-02-27 02:33:19 EST
I like bourbon. No seriously, I do. Really, like, I drank a whole botte. God damn it. Where is the "l" key. w00t~ I found it.
ummm...what day is this?
Right Sundayish. Is it near Thrusday yet? I like Thursday.
Here, read this...I gave up on it. It's about this girl, and she's having a shitty day. Wait, scratch that. She's having a shitty life.
Title: The Icing On A Plastic Prop Is Perfect, But I'd Rather Have A Cake
The assistants and interns scuffled about noisily, carrying in props and furniture, moving lights here and there. Amy watched them, half amused, half annoyed. She slowly setup her equipment. Occasionally she gave an order to one of the workers to adjust a light or a prop.
Her personal assistant, Chad, watched her in awe as she orchestrated the shoot.
"Chad, can you hand me the 150mm?" she asked.
He saw the deep furrow in her brow as she stared off past the set.
"What's wrong, Amy? Lighting still not right?", Chad asked as he handed her the lens she'd asked for.
She ignored him, snapping the lens into place and ordering everyone to clear the set. The shot was ready. She clicked the shutter release, then stopped. She frowned, scolding herself for not seeing it previously. She walked over to the table and adjusted the huge plastic cake herself. They used that obnoxious thing in almost half the shoots. She hated it, but it had one side that always came out perfect. The interns never got it situated properly.
Amy walked back over to the camera, making one last lighting adjustment on the way, and snapped the 2nd and final shot. Chad tried to get her to take more, just in case. He always did.
The set was cleared, all the props and equipment packed back up. Amy and Chad went back to the dark room to develop the film. Just like always, the shot came out perfect.
"How do you do that?" Chad asked in amazement.
"It's a curse." Amy replied with a half smile.
"Are you OK?"
"I'm fine, Chad. What time is the kitchen shot scheduled for?"
<pretend there's a picture of something here>
User Reviews
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-03-27 04:47:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 biatch
hate yououuu
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-03-26 15:31:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
How's Ms.Taggart?
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-03-07 14:58:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I bow down to thee 'O mighty software master.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-27 05:41:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Homer: You know what?
Grampa: What?
Homer: We're both screw-ups.
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-02-27 04:11:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like bourbon. No seriously, I do. Really, like, I drank a whole botte. God damn it. Where is the "l" key. w00t~ I found it.
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that is how i feel right now....
Submitted by Dustbrother (user info) at 2005-02-27 03:42:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the only reason i clicked this was because it had 10yo in the title
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-27 02:58:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where IS the fucking I key?
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-27 02:36:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dumb
ass.
this story sucked the first time around. stil sucks. bourbon? fuck bourbon. brandy, hellz yeah.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-02-27 02:33:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just saying, why not have two geniuses in the family? Sort of a
spare in case Bart's brain blows up.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Genius