McFuck McDonald's!#@&*#@*& (1078 hits)
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Submitted by moneyshot (View user info) at 2005-02-27 13:05:07 EST
Tonight I went to Mcdonalds for a Mcflurry. So I was in the drive thru and ordered a Mcflurry with M&M's. I always feel really stupid saying through the intercom, "One Mcflurry Please". Or a Mc'anything for that matter. A scrambled voice then says "That's 2.13 pull to the second window" - i don't think anyone uses the first window anymore - Maybe they could put a nice painting in the first window. So I pull up to the second window - Ok, this ghetto girl at the second window is waiting with my dessert. I know she is ghetto because her earrings spell her name, and her Mcdonalds visor was on crooked. So she hands me my Mcflurry and it was half fucking empty. I looked at her and asked her who ate the other half of my Mcflurry and she says (in a ghetto voice) No ones ates yo Mcflurry, Dey just didn't fill it up all da wey. So I said "Could you please remake it" She grunts and walks away for a good three minutes before returning with a decent looking M&M Mcflurry and a big fucking grin on her face. "Thank you sir, have a great day" I pulled out of the drive through and into a parking spot where I inspected this thing for 5 minutes. Swirling my spoon all in it and digging around looking for something....anything. Then I started thinking what if I am just mixing up whatever she put in here so much I will never be able to see it. FUCK! I drove all the way home for 20 minutes looking at it in my cupholder. I couldn't do it. Mcfuck Mcdonalds.
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-27 18:18:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by RiseAgainst (user info) at 2005-02-27 17:56:42 (#)
Ranking: 1
You actually got a McFlurry? Everytime I try for one they make some lame ass excuse about the machine being broken.
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McFlurries are a myth. Like the boogie man or Michael Jackson.
(And yes, i know i stole that.)
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-02-27 18:15:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yep, you have to be carefull of digruntled employees i had a mate work there and if someone pissed him off he would spit in the food.
Submitted by RiseAgainst (user info) at 2005-02-27 17:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You actually got a McFlurry? Everytime I try for one they make some lame ass excuse about the machine being broken.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-27 17:23:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't fuck with the person making your food.
I have fucked with many people who have pissed me off while working at McDonalds.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-27 14:41:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You write like you're not even qualified to work at the Drive-Thru.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-27 14:19:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-02-27 13:54:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
if you have that edivence still, then you could sue mcdonalds if you believe something harmful was placed in it...
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No, he can't, you fucking mental cripple. It's this thing called chain of evidence. He could have added anything in the interim. He could try to sue, but they would either make him look stupid, or give $50 in gift certificates to shut him up.
Of course, the lawyers would get 20% of that, too. Plus fees.
Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-02-27 14:11:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to work at McDonalds as a teen. I watched as a coworker sprayed cleaning liqid with bleach onto chicken nuggets, never EVER piss off an underpaid employee of fast food. Seriously, they get paid minimum wage and the managers treat them like shit...they are bound to take it out on someone.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-02-27 13:54:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if you have that edivence still, then you could sue mcdonalds if you believe something harmful was placed in it...
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-27 13:13:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What was the point of this?
No, really? I want to know.