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Rating: -0.6 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Mike <mike.elias17.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-27 22:11:04 EST


Inspired by Spooner's post (http://www.ubersite.com/m/60774).
Directly copied:

"y'allissofaggy and I were talking on AIM, and he pitches me this idea about making a post where people just make up smiley faces. Now, I'm not an idiot, so I tell him "you're just making me do this because you wanna see how it turns out, without having to suffer the -2's that will surely accompany it."

But I'm doing it anyway.

Each smiley face has a specific sorta meaning.

:) = I am teh happey!!!1
:( = OH NOES!!! I IS LE SADDD!!!!


But that's fucking boring. Here's what you do. You make up some kind of smiley face (please, make sure it actually resembles a smiley face) and then I'll tell you what the smiley is. For example, here's what youaresoghey and I were doing...


JH MM13: O_o
Spooner: That's a face reacting to having just read that Australia is building a kilmoeter tall wind tower.
Spooner: Now make up a face.
JH MM13: :o)
Spooner: A masochist reacting to being punched in the face, breaking his nose.
JH MM13: ;-) (spooner's note- AIM winky face)
Spooner: A face telling another face, post-sex, that she has AIDS.
JH MM13: :-* (spooner's note- AIM kissy face)
Spooner: Hooker face looking into the car of a potential customer.


So what the hell, give it your best shot, show me your best TITS AND ASS."

( o Y o ) = normal, nice, perky boobs

( | ) = normal ass

( O ) = prison ass

etc.

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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-04 09:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

the title promised so much...and didn't deliver. reminds me of my life.

Submitted by TheRocketeer (user info) at 2005-02-28 11:11:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

rawrg kicks ass!

Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-28 02:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

TONIGHT SUCKS, +2S FOR ALL!!!

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-28 01:03:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by TheRocketeer (user info) at 2005-02-27 23:34:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hahaha, fish are great! while we're at it, let's have some...

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WHEELCHAIR RACING! :D

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-02-27 22:59:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Im not in the mood for smily faces, Will some fish do.


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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-02-27 22:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

None taken.

Submitted by TheRocketeer (user info) at 2005-02-27 22:24:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

fucker beat me to it. no offense, spooner.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-02-27 22:20:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/60776


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