Red underwear (564 hits)
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Submitted by Rob (View user info) at 2005-02-27 22:24:26 EST
There was lint on the floor. He stood in front of the row of washing machines with his back angled to the little girls peering around the edge of the end machine. They peeked around the edge and jerked back their heads back and giggled when he looked at them.
"Did you see that," said the older of the two," He's got red underwear."
" Ooooo.., red uunderweearr," said the other.
They giggled some more and peered back around the corner at the funny man with red underwear.
"What you think you're doin' ?" It was their father.
"You get your behinds over yonder and help yo' momma fold them clothes."
The father sensed the man was watching him discipline his girls. He turned, looked the man dead in the chest and said, "Sorry, Cap'm. They's just playin'. You know, like girls do."
The man with the red underwear just smiled and nodded. "Cap'm," he thought, " Sure." He removed his cap and began to flex the bill. He was looking across the room. A woman stood in front of a row clothes dryers.
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Submitted by urbaneruralite (user info) at 2005-03-03 15:11:54 EST (#)
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I posted this to be fair; to give all the owners of postings I've rated an opportunity to negatively rate one of mine. This post probably isn't worth anyone's time. It probably should get a -2.
Plbbt!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-03-01 17:35:29 EST (#)
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You post this and minus 1 my parody post? Nigga please.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-28 08:14:55 EST (#)
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OMG I though this said "Rad" underwear and I was like oh my god how did he get my underwear and I went WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
gonads and strife, gonads and strife!!\
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-28 08:08:39 EST (#)
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