Fucking Morons (609 hits)
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Submitted by Mad Scientist (View user info) at 2005-02-28 00:03:28 EST
This conversation happened a little earlier tonite. This person IMed me out of nowhere- I thought it was somewhat humorous, so I posted it. Feel free to Flame this fucking moron.
MadScientist = Nautica
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Invisibilesoul [9:59 PM]:hey kelly
ILuvNautica [10:02 PM]: I'm not Kelly- you have the wrong person
Invisibilesoul [9:41 PM]: Well then, A/s/l
Nautica [9:42 PM]: I'm not Kelly, so FUCK OFF
Invisibilesoul [9:49 PM]: then who the fuck are you?
Nautica [9:50]: FUCK OFF
Invisibilesoul [9:56 PM]: i dont know who u think i am, but im not somene that you can talk slick to bitch
Nautica [9:58]: The only reason that you are alive is because there was a traffic jam on the way to the abortion clinic. I worship the ground that awaits your corpse.
Invisibilesoul [9:59 PM]: and i am the person that makes people corpses how ironic.. big mouth when i come to wisconsin when my brothers out of prison i delight finding u
Invisibilesoul [10:00 PM]: maybe u missed the memo wisconsin is under a criminal rule opps.. ill be nice in seattle for a few months bye...
Nautica [10:01 PM]: Dude...I dont even live in fucking wisconsin. You have no idea who you are talking to, and have obviously IMed the wrong person. I tried to politely inform you of this fact, but you refuse to shut your fucking cocksucker. Again- YOU HAVE THE WRONG PERSON. NOW FUCK OFF
Invisibilesoul [10:01 PM]: ok then u fucking cunt where are u then
Invisibilesoul [10:02 PM]: u got one hell of a mouth on u and this name was taken by a friend of mine within the last 6 months u just obtained it
Nautica [10:02 PM]: Fucking incompetent moron. The best part of you ran down your mother's leg.
Invisibilesoul [10:02 PM]: yeah and the best part of u if ur real is my humor
Invisibilesoul [10:05 PM]: yada yada yada ur mindless talk bores me
Nautica [10:05 PM]: You fucking numbskull- get a life. Dont you have anything better to do than to accuse me of being someone theyre not? I am not the person that you think I am. I will not tell you my a/s/l. I will not conversate with you, other than to insult you. Is there anything else that I should clear up? You are a fucking useless waste of space and bandwith, and honestly, not worth the effort that is require to type these insults.
ILuvNautica [10:06 PM]: Well- now that you're bored, FUCK OFF
Invisibilesoul [10:06 PM]: yeah my dad told me that when i was in prison right before he moved because he fears me
Invisibilesoul [10:08 PM]: ur life is worth about a dollar fifty to me the cost of my .50 cal round.. maybe i got the wrong person but i think u need to learn respect i aint no little kid
Nautica [10:08 PM]: I dont give a fuck whether or not you were in prison. Someone was probably fucking you if you were in prison, and I would hate to be on the receiving end of any of your letters from jail, because your complete lack of understanding of the english language is nothing short of frustrating.
Nautica [10:08 PM]: I dont give a fuck about your guns, your criminal record, your fucking dysfunctional family, your siter that you are fucking, or whether or not you are a little kid.
Invisibilesoul [10:09 PM]: i understand totally but u got a mouth on u i would be more than happy to shut up if ur bout shit
Nautica [10:09 PM]: People like you make me think that they should extend the abortion age.
Invisibilesoul [10:09 PM]: u got a mouth on u little boy
Nautica [10:09 PM]: Well, since you are such a badass, come find me.
Invisibilesoul [10:09 PM]: can u cash the words ur fingers type
Invisibilesoul [10:10 PM]: tell me where u are and solve half the problem
Nautica [10:10 PM]: You are fucking dense. I would be willing to bet that you rode the short bus to school, and there were less than 8 kids in your special class.
Nautica [10:11 PM]: Does it make you feel good to threaten a person that you will never see, never meet, and never be able to find? If so, threaten your father.
Invisibilesoul [10:11 PM]: no i broke the short bus u wanna know who i am profile.yahoo.com/tekn9ne2004 i dont hide i dont run i get harrassed daily by the feds now who are u
Invisibilesoul [10:12 PM]: u dont know that id pay the airfare to shut u up
Invisibilesoul [10:12 PM]: its worth my time
Nautica [10:13 PM]: The fucking federal task force for idiot control? Are they harassing you, and asking you to have a vasectomy so that you will be unable to procreate? I could understand that a federal agency would have a fear of your spawn roaming the earth.
Invisibilesoul [10:16 PM]: probably cause rumors say ones child is ten times worse than the parent look little kid im not here to debat peroid... and ur one of the people the world has to deal with whos big on a keyboard and phone but not in person in person id get charged with murder in a death state ur not worth my time just shut up and continue to live ur pathetic life and forget i imed u and learn some respect because where im from u talked to someone like that on the street u would be dead... respect for another man is all there is
Nautica [10:18 PM]: I respect the man that fucked you in prison.
Invisibilesoul [10:18 PM]: sorry i join the aryan brotherhood for protection im not dumb
Invisibilesoul [10:18 PM]: how would u like a mop handle there?
Invisibilesoul [10:19 PM]: yada yada yada ur insults are empty
Invisibilesoul [10:20 PM]: i hurt people for a living and fun
Nautica [10:20 PM]: Well, unfortunately, Nate, I have better things to do than to listen to your idle threats, and respond with insults. Its really been a lot of fun, but, have a nice day.
Invisibilesoul [10:20 PM]: kinda sad when an x says i find humor in hurting people and enjoyment
Invisibilesoul [10:22 PM]: dude u may be in havvard etc whatever but for a living i enforce things and take please in others pain... i find it comical so unless u want to come out of the shadows shut the fuck up
Invisibilesoul [10:22 PM]: there not idle but ok any time u wanna jump down and be down ill be here
Invisibilesoul [10:22 PM]: pleasure*
Nautica [10:23 PM]: Come out of the shadows? Dude, you just came out of the fucking closet you fucking ass-clown. Go find the cybersex chat room you fucking ignorant fun boy.
Invisibilesoul [10:23 PM]: u gotta alot of slick talk what are u gonna back
Invisibilesoul [10:24 PM]: u wanna loose ur live over internet talking
Invisibilesoul [10:24 PM]: because i take everything real
Invisibilesoul [10:24 PM]: life*
Nautica [10:24 PM]: Its LIFE, with an 'F' you fucking moron. If you click that lil button that says "ABC", it will SPELL CHECK for you.
Invisibilesoul [10:25 PM]: ok then throw down ur hood and set
Nautica [10:25 PM]: But seriously Nate, I'm going to put you on ignore now so that I can finish fucking your mother. Have a nice life.
Invisibilesoul [10:25 PM]: be real
Invisibilesoul [10:25 PM]: not some bitch nigga on a typewriter
Invisibilesoul [10:25 PM]: b rel u fag ass nigga
Invisibilesoul [10:25 PM]: real*
Nautica [10:26 PM]: Yeah- my typewriter connects to the internet.. Actually, what I'm doing
is typing this on a typewriter, and then faxng it to the interweb.
Nautica [10:26 PM]: I'm having trouble believing that you were part of a white-power group when you use the word "nigga" so freely.
Invisibilesoul [10:27 PM]: it was slang u fag dont have ur finger cash checks ur body cant cash
Nautica [10:27 PM]: The only checks you're cashing is unemployment checks.
Invisibilesoul [10:27 PM]: i can back my shit up 365 where u at bitch
Invisibilesoul [10:27 PM]: no i work
Nautica [10:27 PM]: I'm at your sisters house, slapping her forehead with my cock.
Invisibilesoul [10:28 PM]: ive spent the longest time out of prison i ever have
Invisibilesoul [10:28 PM]: nice i dont have a sister
Invisibilesoul [10:28 PM]: i got a brother in prison
Nautica [10:28 PM]: Who cares? Well, maybe I'll send him some lube so that it wont hurt so much when he's getting gang-banged in the shower. What's his address?
Invisibilesoul [10:29 PM]: 8885 s 68th st franklin wi 53232
Nautica [10:30 PM]: 0kay- Im ordering the lube as we speak. Should I also get a certain flavor so it wont taste so bad when he's tossing salads?
Invisibilesoul [10:31 PM]: nope my brother runs shit in jail
Nautica [10:31 PM]: Yeah...he runs the shit right down his leg into the drain of the shower while he's getting fucked by his cellmate.
Invisibilesoul [10:31 PM]: meaning he doesnt anal fuck people hes just like me
Nautica [10:32 PM]: He's an incompetent asshole loser just like you? Fuck. THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN THE WORLD?
Invisibilesoul [10:32 PM]: 13 yrs in prison has an effect on people so does my 8
Nautica [10:33 PM]: Yeah- it prolly widened your asshole.
Invisibilesoul [10:34 PM]: u cant even back where ur from im done anytime u wanna be real ill be at 3605 n 49th st milwaukee wi 53216
Invisibilesoul [10:34 PM]: otherwise im done
Nautica [10:34 PM]: 0kay. great. Thanks for the laughs, and I'm sure a lot of prisoners miss theyre sweet little girlfriend.
Nautica [10:35 PM]: Nice talking to you, Nate. If I see kelly, I will tell her what a loser you are.
Invisibilesoul [10:35 PM]: if u see kelly ill inform her of what a bitch fag u are
Invisibilesoul [10:36 PM]: a man who cant stand on his own 10 toes
Nautica [10:36 PM]: I thought you were done? Are you going to keep running your cocksucker? I dont want you to think too hard.
Invisibilesoul [10:36 PM]: dont even talk slick i break people like u on my lunch hour
Nautica [10:37 PM]: Wow, they give you a full hour for lunch at the janitorial service?
Invisibilesoul [10:38 PM]: sorry i make 13.75
Nautica [10:39 PM]: Wow...almost 15 dollars per day to mop up shit? Thats more than most
illegal immigrants make.
Nautica [10:39 PM]: But listen- I'm going to put you on IGNORE now. Have a nice life Nate.
Invisibilesoul signed off at 10:40 PM
Cablenisim [10:48 PM]: u fag
Nautica [10:49 PM]: so desperate.
Cablenisim [10:49 PM]: god the name u took over has me on 5 names
Cablenisim [10:49 PM]: ii bet u 100 milllion i have some one give u aids
Cablenisim [10:49 PM]: care to bet me
Nautica [10:53 PM]: Dude- you got aids in prison? I bet that sucks.
INautica [10:54 PM]: But, Its also a blessing to everyone that is not you.
Cablenisim [10:54 PM]: no i dont have aids but i can arrange for u to get it
Nautica [10:55 PM]: How does that work? You fly your mother in as a prepaid prostitute? Sound enticing, but I'll pass.
Cablenisim [10:56 PM]: u know i have 5 names cleared with nautica ill use one to get close amd fuck u up
Cablenisim [10:57 PM]: ie kill or hurt u bye!!!!!!
Cablenisim signed off at 10:57 PM
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