A business opportunity for Bart Enterprises (717 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: -1.11 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <fishingwithlacyP.at.AOL.COM> (View user info) at 2005-02-28 00:53:41 EST
The Overview; A new service on Uber!
Eye Pleasing!
Fee Driven!
A "Win-Win" for ALL!
I have a proposal for you, Mr. Cilfone. One that will greatly enhance your revenue stream
here, at Uber-Inc.
I've always felt, that in life, everyone deserves a "do-over" or mulligan, if you will.
I propose, for a small fee of course, you enable individuals the opportunity to delete at
least, one or two(in my case) of their posts. I'm speaking of the "crap" or "mistake" posts
that individuals have submitted. I am quite confident that there are enought NooBs and
"others" to fill either category.
The Subject would remain, along with AVG rating/#of Hits/"All you want to know"....Etc.,
and only the content would be removed.
So, instead of having a large space filled with -2 pictures and text.....
A simple asterisk could be inserted.
Various details could be worked out. I see no deal-breakers.
In reviewing the two piles of shit I've deposited here, along with the droppings of many
many others, the fucking money should just pour in! Its a Cash Cow, Bart!
It would make a nice addition to the Uberboard Banner, and with reverse application.
Mabye you could see your way to set-aside a point or two of the net receipts?
No? well just an idea
Thank You for your time
By the way....I just might have three, to get rid of.
User Reviews
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-03-16 22:29:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nothing good here either.
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2005-03-03 08:45:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-02-28 08:07:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Through criticisms and reflection on our failiures we grow and better ourselves. If you make a shit post, simply learn from it and try harder.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-02-28 07:23:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I never post shit, this functionality would be useless to me
Submitted by Ed_0150 (user info) at 2005-02-28 05:19:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
He could just fine you for making particularly crap posts... like this one.
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2005-02-28 03:12:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
nice idea, but it would never work. it would keep bart, or whoever would be chosen to do it, days to handle all the requests.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-02-28 02:44:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2002-08-30 14:02:52 (#)
Ranking: 1
No chance. Nothing can ever be edited. That would violate the whole purpose of Ubersite - capturing the chaos of random web users and then blackmailing them later when they attempt to run for political office.
Besides, the Ubersite data is never written to a physical disk where it can be edited. Instead, it is maintained by a series of vacuum tubes, neural networks, and carrier pigeons so complex that no one can figure out how it works.
We could put something in place so that you could preview your comments before submitting them. Unfortunately, this would require that our visitors be able to read which, given our past history (*cough* graham *cough*), has proven to be a bar set too high.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-28 02:30:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-28 01:15:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-02-28 01:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did your mother have any kids that lived?