look at this hot piece of lip smacking ass. (804 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.44 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by hungovermondays (View user info) at 2005-02-28 10:40:45 EST
I invited this Hot chick over the house and even prepared a little love nest for her. Her name was 7 pounds of Pork butt, and I thought for sure that even a dork like me was sure to get some action.
I was charming, as i searched in vain for a hole in which too penatrate this hot little number and inject her with my love juice.
She pissed me off so I stabbed her with a knife, drowned her in hot sauce, and put her in the oven for 4 hours....man, I havn't gotten laid since Thanksgiving.
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Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:25:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn I am hungry
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-02-28 11:58:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"The best fuck I ever had was half a pound of raw hamburger, 2 eggs, and a thin-necked vase..."
-Charles Bukowski
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-28 11:04:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If my head was gone, who would take out my new girl?
duh
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-28 11:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-28 10:57:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why oh why couldn't it have been your maggot-infested head on that tray.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-02-28 10:54:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i bet you cry when you masturbate.
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-28 10:54:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-02-28 10:46:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
even your post was covered in weak sauce.
I shall hence forth, look to you for guidance on good posting.
tool.
Submitted by Alfa_Veloce (user info) at 2005-02-28 10:52:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the Fuck..
Submitted by wanderingsharps (user info) at 2005-02-28 10:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm not one to beg for sex....
but would someone please sleep with this boy?
he's starting to scare me....
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-02-28 10:48:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nasty
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-02-28 10:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
even your post was covered in weak sauce.