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Fuck that's a DOG?? I thought It was terrible scarf or something. (1085 hits)

Category: Graphics
Labels: advice

Rating: 0.62 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Habeeb "5 Time Offender" Thomas (View user info) at 2005-02-28 12:44:24 EST


Some dogs are ugly

Some are not

That is all.

Here is a montage











Oh jee thats Mr> Rogers...

HEY FUCK YOU

NSFW!!!!.JPG (140 kB)

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User Reviews


Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-03-01 14:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think this guy Habeeb is hilarious. And I think Schlongy and Adam are a couple of fuckwits. And those chicks have really nice tits. And the guy knows his dogs. Adamdidit or whatever his name is has one of each; a poodle, and a Doberman that will someday gut the poodle, then rape his wife while he's slaving away at K-mart.

Schlongy should just go and hang himself.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-03-01 14:44:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You really are becoming tiresome.

Submitted by DifferentTrains (user info) at 2005-03-01 14:38:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Shlongy... you did nothing to insult them with your "wit and intellegence" so you should just stop the yammering.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-03-01 04:13:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

plus

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-03-01 04:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Everybody knows every Beeb post is NSFW, baring your work is ok with MsPaint peeners.

Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-03-01 03:45:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

All you tough big dogs
keep-um waggin please

Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2005-02-28 19:32:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I also thought she was wearing a really ugly scarf.

I win.

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-02-28 16:03:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

meh

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:51:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"game on"

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

shlongy I'd break your hip, you sad fuck

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

habeeb rocks and schlongy is just a old bitter fucker who makes up stories about how great he is to a bunch of 20 somethings to build his self-esteem. If he was so great he wouldn't be hanging out on this internet forum with us "lesser beings"

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:34:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to kick that last ugly dog. I want to kick it through the uprights. For the winning FG.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

To have an actual "fight", you really need two opponents.

I don't think that Habeeb or Adam institute any real threat so I don't think what we're doing qualifies, by definition, as fighting.

It's just me, beating them with wit and intellect, like they beat their mini-peckers.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:43:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the internet fighting.






Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:37:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah, well never did like blond dogs they get dirty too quick.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:25:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:20:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Adam- I'm in my mid-forties...I've lived alot.

Can't help it if you haven't done anything with your life besides learning how to photoshop and masturbate.

===================================

Living alot and claiming the things you do are two very distinct things.

Why is it that someone who claims to have done all of these wonderful once in a lifetime I should write an autobiography things has nothing to write about?

You camwhore or fake camwhore ALL the time.

Occasionally you'll reply in someone else's post claiming you were there when kennedy got shot and was Jackie O's rebound or you were in a contest with Wilt Chamberlin to see who could score more ladies, but conceeded casue he bought you the country of Costa Rica.

But thats all they are.

Simple one line claims

Afterwards you back it up with some lame ass insult and a "dipshit"

Your life is pathetic, and most of us know it. You can stop pretending any time now

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:20:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Adam- I'm in my mid-forties...I've lived alot.

Can't help it if you haven't done anything with your life besides learning how to photoshop and masturbate.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:14:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:08:56 (#)
Ranking: -2

Boxing would be great. Time to put the EIGHT years of boxing instruction from the legendary Ozzie Sussman to work.

If you don't think that I could carve you up with 8 oz. gloves on, you're sadly mistaken, Tardo.

=================================

Jesus fucking christ Shlongy

Is there anything you don't lie about?

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:13:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh it's on now brotha.

Fuck that australian sounding asshole who taught you how to hold up your gloves

I learned ma skills from the tough streets of Oak Lawn, Ill.

Yup yup

SOUTH SYYYDDEEEEE

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Boxing would be great. Time to put the EIGHT years of boxing instruction from the legendary Ozzie Sussman to work.

If you don't think that I could carve you up with 8 oz. gloves on, you're sadly mistaken, Tardo.

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh yeah, Mr. Universe???

Well then lets box

Me and you

Next Sunday

At noon

Behind Soldiers Field

By the lake

Come alone

I will just be getting back from a boar hunting trip, so my killer instincts shall be honed

Bring a seperate pair of pants...

You don't want to get ass rash in the grave...

HAHAHAAHAHAHHAA

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-28 12:59:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Habeeb likes getting banned because it gives him a reason to keep living.


Just kidding Habeeb. Good job on another great post buddy!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 12:56:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You can barely beat your meat...and you think you could beat me?

I wouldn't even have to put down my drink and I'd pummel you, ass ranger.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-02-28 12:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

NSFW = pawned

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-02-28 12:55:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Bring it on, Shlongman, you fuckin limp dicked transvestite. I'll pummel you to dust then run you over 5 times, each time with a different vehicle.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 12:52:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'd be more than happy to beat this piece of shit Habeeb to death.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 12:52:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

C'mon

NSFW isn't cool

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-02-28 12:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You are going to get in trouble.

Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-02-28 12:50:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Pretty doggies does not equal NSFW. Why do you do this?

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-02-28 12:48:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

look at the file name


Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-02-28 12:47:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHQA

got you good


those little inch by inch and a half pics of pixelated semi nude women are sure to get everyone fired

hahaha
my master plan is at hand

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-28 12:47:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

GODAMMIT HABEEB NSFW PLEASE!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 12:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm ready for ban number 6, if this is what we have to look forward to.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-28 12:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

NSFW


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