NSFW!?!?! or why JGrenning Should Shut His Fucking Mouth (4525 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -0.54 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by toucan sam (View user info) at 2005-02-28 13:53:55 EST
I'm all for parusing the internet while at work. I do it on occassion myself when I'm on lunch, or when the oppurtunity presents itself. I have been known to sit on sites lik Ubersite, Maddox, or the Onion for an hour and just read if the workday is slow.
I however have no sympathy whatsover for jgreening. Look asshole, when you go on the interent for non-work related purposes while at work, you are surfing at your own risk. It's just like smoking pot behind the local high school with children of a questionable age: if a police officer happens to pass by, you're fucked -- if not, you just scored free pot and a blow job.
Which is nice.
Getting back on the subject, it's quite apparent that here at Uber, the nice folks do stand by a general courtesy of placing a "NSFW" in the title of their post, so that users at work will know. Which is great. It increases the number of users that can interact safely during the workday. I have no problem with someone doing that.
I do, however, have a problem with you sir. For starters, the post in question, Electro's, wasn't even that bad. Grow a pair and man up in the HR department. If they ask you what it was, just tell them the truth: your best friend from college just sent you a picture he saw on a Spring Break website, and thought it looked like your sister. Upon closer inspection, you in fact noticed it was your sister, and in a fit of rage, sat there and masturbated to it. That should create an awkward enough situation for you to leave without incident.
Being on Ubersite is awesome while at work. It passes the time. But having been a viewer for a good while now, it has become painstakingly obvious that the majority of the posts on this site are quite questionable in nature. If someone even walked by your computer and read half the titles, or even a single paragraph, they'd probably have you committed.
So Jay Peg <jgreening>, stop being a giant, Walgreen's discounted gallon sized douche, reach into your vagina, and pull your balls back out. Stop being a bitch.
Oh, and because I put it in the title, this is courtesy of www.notsuitableforwork.com
Go there if you want to get your jollies off while at work, Jay.
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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-04-05 19:46:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-03-17 13:25:25 EST (#)
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Oh my.........
I'm not sure if I even have a comment about this.
But.......
Jay Peg?...suck my dangly bits?
That's probably the best "fuck off" statment I've heard in weeks. Thanks for the laugh.
-1 for you sam, I'm rather fond of jgreening
Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-17 13:03:56 EST (#)
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your a faggot
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-02-28 16:09:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:00:23 (#)
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Why don't you peruse a dictionary?
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Word.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-28 16:00:00 EST (#)
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I hate fruit loops.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:51:43 EST (#)
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" game on "
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:41:39 EST (#)
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Cock-pillow...
And you would fucking be who?
This is just a lame ass attempt to try and get hits by "coming out" against something.
Suck my dangly bits.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:38:08 EST (#)
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I'm surprised the two of you can type with each others cocks in your mouths
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:22:51 EST (#)
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except... something tells me it wouldn't be force-feeding.
that is, if the definition entails the one being force-fed not to like it.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:22:20 EST (#)
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A woman half-naked in the kitchen gets a +2 from me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:17:45 EST (#)
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Adam's like a fucking Opie-lookin' 12 year old.
"Oh yeah? Well, I'm better than you...." and, "Oh yeah? Prove it".
He's a fucking broad.
Adam should be force-fed some cock...to shut him up.
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:13:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:07:19 (#)
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ok
so do you know her name?
you're just jealous, admit it
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yes, extremely. wow, i've never seen a hot girl before. or been with one. i wonder what that's like. you're so lucky, i hop you say your prayers at night, because i bet you're the only person in the world with a hot girlfriend.
you're the greatest, thanks for setting me straight man.
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:07:41 EST (#)
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schlongy, that whole site rules.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:07:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:03:42 (#)
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adam, your wife's a slore. everyone on this website now has a nude pic of her. i'll find her email and send it to her.
oh, and you suck.
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ok
so do you know her name?
you're just jealous, admit it
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:05:13 EST (#)
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I agree. And that broad is smokin'.
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:03:42 EST (#)
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adam, your wife's a slore. everyone on this website now has a nude pic of her. i'll find her email and send it to her.
oh, and you suck.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:02:53 EST (#)
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wow I went back in time
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:01:37 EST (#)
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zak, i would. but i left it at your mother's after i raped her.
hahahaha LOLLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:00:47 EST (#)
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so why did you just reply to this? why would you know what i was talking about?
clearly, you know of and read the gossip too, so shut your fucking cock hole.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:00:23 EST (#)
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Why don't you peruse a dictionary?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:59:47 EST (#)
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Fuck you & your Ubergossip bullshit. If you had a life, you wouldn't obsess about this shit.
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:59:35 EST (#)
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well fuck. i was gone all weekend until last night when i read the post.
here comes the wave...
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:59:21 EST (#)
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BOOOO YAA
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:58:03 EST (#)
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WHY IN GOD'S NAME WOULD YOU PISS ON THAT FINE A CHEST?!
This ship sailed days ago dude. Get with the times.