I want to kill the bitch that works in my Lecture hall! old BITCH (809 hits)
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Submitted by The Artist formly known as "Chris Evans" (View user info) at 2005-02-28 15:11:06 EST
So, People of Uber I am fucked. Yes I am. My goal to get a 4.0 has now been diminished to trying to get a 3.06gpa now. Why you ask? Because the old, ashy, bitch that works in my lecture hall for my psychology class fucked me. Yep, she fucked me straight in the ass!
Here's the low down of what happened. I found out I had a test on Wednesday and being a party animal I said fucked it and I studied the night before the test woke up early and went to the library and studied.
While I was there I called my buddy Jon and asked him to skip the test with me because I wasn't ready for it. There was a catch people. If you miss the test for any reason you have to take the retake at the end of the semester and it is fill in the blank not multiple choice. So Jon decided to take the test. I decide to take it as well. I tell him I'm going to come late to class 30mins late to study a little longer. Here is what happened as I hobbled into the lecture hall.
{As I'm walking down the hall to my seat}
Me: oh hey, I need to take the test.
Old evil bitch: Where were you?
Me: oh, I had work I didn't know we had a test until I walked in.
Old evil bitch: really? You have only 20 mins to complete the test.
Me: but usually their is about a 1hr left at this time.
Old evil bitch: We'll were leaving early.
Me: if I don't finish can I take it into the study hall and get it done.
Old evil bitch: No, if you don't finish every answer you don't mark you will get wrong.
Me: shit, ok.
Old evil bitch: Watch your mouth or else I will toss your test. Do you have a scantron?
Me: yeah let me go get it, {I bring back the blue scantron sheet}
Old evil bitch: You're supposed to have red, red, RED! It's on the front of the window... RIGHT HERE! {As she bangs her finger on the window}
Old evil bitch: You owe me a Dollar for this "red" Scantron. And you better pay me next week.
Me: are you serious?
Evil old bitch: Yes, now go take the test you only have 18mins left.
So I bolt up to my assigned seat in the lecture hall and take a test faster than the road runner can run. I finished a minute after the time. And since I studied so much I new a lot of the stuff. I probably got about a B- on the test.... If the bitch graded it.
Old Evil bitch: Time is up, Time is up, you don't turn it in now I will throw your test away.
Me: Ok I'm done here it is.
Old Evil bitch: Hmmm, ok pretty good, hold on what's your student number?
Me: oh it's, 00953245
Old Evil Super Bitch: Where is your student I.D.?
Me: my student I.D., sorry I don't have it but I can give you my social and my drivers license to say who I am.
Evil old bitch: We'll how do I know IT"S YOU taking this test and not your friend?
Me: It's me, I can give you my....
Evil Old bitch: Nope, I don't care you will have to take a retake.
Teacher {lazy bitch doesn't do shit, we can't even talk to her during class, her assistant minions do her dirty work} It's on the same chapters just a lot harder, and no multiple choice you have to take it in April.
Me: What? But I did the test. I'm done could you just hold it until I get my I.D. next week.
Teacher: Well....
Evil Old bitch: It's against school policy so no, now give me your test, you have a retake in 2 months, {smirks} and it's about 10 times as hard as this test.
Me: are you fucking joking me?
Evil old bitch: you cuss one more time I will give you an F grade.
Me: What the hell... {I walk out dumbfounded as me and this other guy got fucked in the ass by the old bitch.
So this evil old bitch just fucked over my grade in psychology. I'm so fucking mad right now. Plus I forgot to do the second assignment and since it has to be done online and she quits posting it at a deadline so I am a test, and an assignment down... all I can hope for now is a C in this class. While I might get A's in all my other classes I am fucked for this one.
I'm so pisssed this old bitch isn't even my teacher she's just a bitch that works in the lecture hall. She couldn't ear a degree to be a teacher or nothing, she's pretty much a secretary at the age of 50 so I say fuck her. Fucking bitch I saw her earlier today. And I'm, going to see her at class in 45mins... I want to cut off her ugly ass golden girl's looking face and beat her silly with her bum leg.
She's one of those old angry bitches with her Unisex haircut, {yaknow the boy one} big rimmed glasses and little boy body build. I would say she was a lesbo but no man or woman would touch her ugly ass. Fuck her and my can't be bothered teacher she's a fucking bitch as well. She gave a smirk when I told her I played football on the team and she said "I don't bend rules for athletes" as me and my friend on the baseball team were like we weren't asking you to.
God damn, I already have an enemy in a class and all I wanted to be was a fly on the fucking wall. FUCK PYCHOLOGY FUCK IT!
User Reviews
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-04-15 17:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2005-03-01 16:35:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Does anyone remember the post where Chris Evans came out and said he's an alter?
...anybody?
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-03-01 04:53:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know what - it's your own fucking fault. Stop complaining.
Everyone else manages to submit assignments on time and show up for tests but you can't be bothered. You deserve the poor grade.
Next time, revise in advance, turn up on time, bring the correct equipment with you, submit your assignments on time, and stop treating college like it is a joke.
See you behind the counter in McDonalds.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-03-01 04:32:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought you were killed in some freak lawn mower accident
Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-01 00:42:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is well-focused and logical. I don't understand why the rating is so low. You even managed to spell "psychology" correctly a few times.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-02-28 22:48:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey idiot's no fucking way I'm going to be a pysch major. Hell fucking no. That's one of the bullshittest of all bullshit degree's.
I'm taking business law bitch's. I'm going to be that rich,asshole, alumni of UCLA prick, with the BMW and a cell phone.. oh yeah don't forget my surfboard.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-28 18:27:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You write that shit the other night that makes me want to cry and shit.
Now this.
Fuck you.
-1DIE
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-28 18:10:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoops!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-28 16:58:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
admittingly, this sounds like something that I would have done, except I wouldn't have taken that bitch's lip and slapped her. She would have gone into shock which would have gave you enough time to grab your test and run to the Dean of Administrations or whatever, Dean of someting. Whine to the Dean for a little bit about the bitch in the lecture hall and he'll surely let you turn in your recently finished test.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-28 16:44:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-28 16:43:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
STAB ME IN THE ARSE
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-02-28 16:41:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by QueenSkye (user info) at 2005-02-28 16:01:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
so let me get this straight.... you were told every single thing that you had to do in order to get an A on the test, including having a red scantron, your student ID and studying. you knew what time the test started but were late anyway. You blatantly ignored all of the information given to you and then got pissed off at the teacher or whoever for following the rules that EVERYONE ELSE in your class (except one other idiot) managed to follow?
uh? sure... I believe the 4.0 was possible the whole time...
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BAHAHAHA!
I hope you bring your lackluster attitude towards academics to the gridiron, THAT should make for interesting reading.
I never thought I'd be saying this, but I actually missed Chris Evans...genuine retardedness is always much more entertaining than manufactured retardedness...
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-02-28 16:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why do you hate Elmo so much?
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-02-28 16:28:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
poor guy
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-02-28 16:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"she best not ask me for no doaller because they're will be a big controversy."
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If this isn't shenannys, I pity you.
Submitted by QueenSkye (user info) at 2005-02-28 16:01:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
so let me get this straight.... you were told every single thing that you had to do in order to get an A on the test, including having a red scantron, your student ID and studying. you knew what time the test started but were late anyway. You blatantly ignored all of the information given to you and then got pissed off at the teacher or whoever for following the rules that EVERYONE ELSE in your class (except one other idiot) managed to follow?
uh? sure... I believe the 4.0 was possible the whole time...
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:51:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:49:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
You're ALL homos.
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yeah, schlong....we're ALL homos.
and you're the one getting all the ass on saturday night while we're out doing each other.
pat yourself on the back, man. you rock.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:49:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're ALL homos.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:46:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cancelling out my -2 simply because i just saw a guy get defended by another dude names fudgepacker and then thanked him for it...
i love my life.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:44:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:37:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:30:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
hadoken why do you rate my post's? dude your a loser and no one cares about your input. Leave bitch!
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don't talk shit about hadooken.
he could kick your ass twelve times before you fell to the ground.
i, for one, care about his input.
you were saying? thanks fudgepacker. this guy sucks and its a shame he came back.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:44:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Go home.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:30:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
hadoken why do you rate my post's? dude your a loser and no one cares about your input. Leave bitch!
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don't talk shit about hadooken.
he could kick your ass twelve times before you fell to the ground.
i, for one, care about his input.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:36:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok clearly you are a retard. Community College, boo hoo! I'm a psychology major, which means I'll be working for McDonalds!
She may be a bitch, but you're a retard for testing her. Psychology is such a bullshit class, all you do is study theory. Try taking a real class, like Chem, Thermodynamics, English Writing, Web ?Design, or even Economics.
After you play a sweaty game of catch with your gay friends and then take a nice, long naked shower with them, go home and be baffled why you're not passing a bullshit class.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:35:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
shut up you fucking inbred half-wit.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:33:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Unabonger thanks for the insight i have to go there now so I will let you guys know what the bitch try's to say. We will have a duzy if she ask's me for a doaller for that scantron that I didn't even get to use. Thats for damn sure.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:32:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
quit whining, get off the internet and set fire to her car. it's an easy fix, dude.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:30:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hadoken why do you rate my post's? dude your a loser and no one cares about your input. Leave bitch!
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:29:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
maybe you just arent good enough.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:28:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:26:07 (#)
Ranking: -1
I can certainly understand why you are upset. If I screwed up as bad as you did, I'd probably start blaming people too. (And by screwed up I mean didn't study, made excuses, cursed at a teacher, arrived late to class, forgot the materails she had already established as necessary, etc. infinitum.) Maybe they'll be more lenient on you at community college. Maybe they'll be more lenient on your alters as well...
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AWESOME. Just fucking awesome.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:27:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Say it isn't so.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:26:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So you're mad because you didn't study, and weren't prepared and you want a break?
Besides the fact its probably PSYCH101 in a junior college, making it hands down one of the easiest classes EVAR
You deserve to fail, and you deserve this -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Here's a strategy I've learned for softening up hateful old biddies like her:
Go see her during office hours. Go in to her office and say something like "I'm so sorry I was so rude the other day, but *insert some pathetic but believable sob story/excuse here*". You can even pretend-cry a little bit. Don't worry about looking like a pussy - it's worth it if it will save your grade.
Then make sure you show up to her class every day on time for the rest of the semester and be sure to kiss her ass a lot. It will suck, but you will be back in her good graces.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:26:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I can certainly understand why you are upset. If I screwed up as bad as you did, I'd probably start blaming people too. (And by screwed up I mean didn't study, made excuses, cursed at a teacher, arrived late to class, forgot the materails she had already established as necessary, etc. infinitum.) Maybe they'll be more lenient on you at community college. Maybe they'll be more lenient on your alters as well...
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:24:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Timmy I wanted to kungfu chop the bitch! on the real!
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:20:32 EST (#)
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dude congo I know I was wrong shouldn't have been late, should have studied well before hand etc.. I'm just pissed because she let my friend turn in his scantron with his drivers liscense and a whole bunch of people then she decided to go all comando bitch on me. That's it. I know for sure I won't be late for any of her tests ever a game thats for damn sure.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:19:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shoulda punched her in the throat.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:18:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, Lord.
If you can't see like 80 reasons why this was your fault, then you're beyond help.
Of course, I still think this alter is designed specifically just to annoying, but that's another debate for another day.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:18:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey cockface I never said there was, she fucked me and 2 other kids as well.
I go to my test on time cockshit, shit I have a 3.07gpa right now. This bitch was just signaling me out and trying to start shit. so blow me!
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:16:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go to your fucking tests on time and you won't have this problem.
I've had professors many times just have the class let out early on test days, and the professor always has the last word, so tough shit for you. Maybe if you realized there were no special rules for you, you'd do better.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:15:44 EST (#)
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jay your loser ass needs to get a life. your on uber as if these people are like a neigbhorhood. go outside fatboy.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:15:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have to deal with this bitch in 40 mins, hahaha I aint paying her shit.
she best not ask me for no doaller because they're will be a big controversy.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:12:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-28 15:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought you were leaving us for good, cock-pillow...
God damnit...