30 minutes left in this shitty day...what else can happen (866 hits)
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Submitted by The W (View user info) at 2005-02-28 23:34:30 EST
I've always been a shit magnet. Ever since I was little, anything that could go wrong would. Some people think I'm just being negitive with my predictions of doom for every situation, until they get to know me and they realize that my predictions are usually accurate.
The day started with me waking up two hours late and subsequently being late to work. I hate being late with a seething passion from the bottom of my soul. The fact that I started out my day like this, should have been a sign to call in sick, stay in bed, and try again tomorrow. Nevertheless, I pressed on.
I get to work (see previous posts, don't feel like repeating what I do. I am informed that a resident complained that I got in a confrontation and pulled my weapon on him. The confrontation in question arose when he almost hit my car, and then decided to get angry about it and jump out of his car and rush me. I could have beat the shit out of him, but instead I thought I would be a nice guy and let him get his say and we could go about our day. Yeah, well, guess thats what I get for being nice. In addition to that, theres a new person in charge of everything, and so I had to hear shit from her all damn day long, despite the fact she knows nothing about what we do.
So then I have a final exam to take. My usual tradition is to go to the nearest fast food place, get some food, go and study. I open my food, and SONOFAMOTHERFUCKINGBITCH the order is wrong. Shouldn't have been surprised.
After I failed my exam, I was supposed to go to a titty bar with a co-worker. He never called, so I said fuck him, and I set out to see some bare boobies by myself. I go the the ATM to take out some money...stick my card in, type in the PIN, type in my money, and BOOM. The ATM went down taking my card with it. Some sort of power surge I suppose. I placed an angry call to my bank, for which they could do nothing about it (shocking, I know). On top of that, my account got debited the amount, which I'm sure I'm going to have to sue to get back.
So...I say all of that to say this. Please -2 this to death and make my day complete. Please take out all of your seething rage and hatred for anything and everything on me, and make my day complete.
Thank you, and have a good night.
User Reviews
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-03-04 01:36:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck your friend. Never duck out on someone when he wants to go to a strip club. Sounds like you are in school and god damn I wish I was back there also!
NEVER LEAVE!!!
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-03-04 00:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
excellent.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-03 17:14:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
would have been +2, but because you asked...
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-01 05:43:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-28 23:50:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
You wanna to play with Fat Tony's nipples? Thats what I do when I'm down. :)
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ha ha ha
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-03-01 05:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwww. Do you wanna hug?
Come to santa...
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-03-01 01:37:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel you.
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-03-01 01:14:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm sure they take credit at the titty bar.
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-03-01 00:45:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GO GO Morphinan-6-ol 78-didehydro-45-epoxy-3-methoxy-17-methyl-sulfate-trihydrate!!!
WHOOOO!!!!!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-03-01 00:40:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sincerity I can relate to
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-03-01 00:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a hotdog and a hummer, it's on me
Banga
Submitted by Andrewd (user info) at 2005-03-01 00:37:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
beautiful
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-03-01 00:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Day is over....haven't shot anyone or went crazy.....Victory is mine.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-28 23:50:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You wanna to play with Fat Tony's nipples? Thats what I do when I'm down. :)
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-02-28 23:40:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hear ya. I'm in for a whole week of lubeless reaming.
Keep your chin up.
And go for the titties. Accomplish that goal, at least.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-02-28 23:38:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
holy shit, that sucks man...
heres a +2 on the house.
the government is watching you...