bored as hell; long time no uber... (462 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.06 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by icarus9mm<adinfinidum.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-01 01:01:08 EST
Q. Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
A. She was a woman.
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-03-01 10:15:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
<yawn>
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-01 08:10:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-03-01 01:24:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-03-01 02:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-03-01 01:58:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-03-01 01:42:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-03-01 01:41:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-01 01:35:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time.
Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Fink
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-03-01 01:34:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Okay, Marge, as long as we're traumatizing the kids, I have a scandalous
story of my own.
-- Homer Simpson
Another Simpsons Clip Show
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-03-01 01:28:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jerry Garcia makes wine? I'll have to try that.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-01 01:28:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What did Hellen Keller name her dog?
gyarrgh! <grunting noise>
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-03-01 01:24:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by Squijee (user info) at 2005-03-01 01:15:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you hear that, Marge? She called me a baboon! The stupidest,
ugliest, smelliest ape of them all!
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Substitute
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-03-01 01:14:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this was kinda funny...
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-03-01 01:10:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bart: I'll take up smoking and give that up.
Homer: Good for you, son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest
things you'll ever have to do. Have a dollar.
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ocious
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-03-01 01:03:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wore my extra loose pants for nothing. Nothing!
-- Homer Simpson
New Kid on the Block
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-03-01 01:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Losers! Losers! Kiss my big Springfield behind, Shelbyville!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer Loves Flanders