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If i had a name like Apollo... (508 hits)

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Rating: -0.17 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Kraven <heckler420.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-01 11:09:21 EST

I just read Apollo's most recent post, and my god... i was inspired...
I give you:

If i had a name like Apollo.. (2005)

If i had a name like Apollo,
I could be strong and bold,
Or i could turn out a loser,
Before im thirt-teen years old.

If i had a name like Apollo,
Id get plus two's all day,
I'd write a post about my man,
Because of course i would be gay.

If i had a name like Apollo,
I wouldnt criticize you,
Because i'd be to stupid,
To even tie my shoe.

If i had a name like Apollo,
I'd laugh so hard at this post,
And move my ass to California,
And get ass raped on the west coast.

If i had a name like Apollo,
I couldnt write this poem,
Kravens' such a cool ass dood,
All the girls want him to bone'em.

If i had a name like Apollo,
I'd truely kill myself,
Cuz i'd be such a loser,
For resting my pen on my shelf.

If i had a name like Apollo,
I'd write shit all day long,
So im glad, im not Apollo,
Because gheyness is just wrong.

If i had a name like Apollo,
I'd respong with a minus two,
I'd tell me that im wrong,
And leave with a big Fuck you!

-Kraven

User Reviews

Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-03-16 11:02:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

What?
The?
Fuck?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-16 10:59:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

amusing

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-01 12:55:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

effort....whatever

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-01 12:54:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

+2 for subject matter and the affort...
-2 because it was lame.

Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-03-01 12:45:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck Apollo in his ghey ass.

A pompous Brit is all he is.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-01 12:42:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Raised a smile.

Take up thy pen Apollo, if only to respond to this.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-03-01 11:32:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

epic

Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2005-03-01 11:13:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Call your doctor.

I think you've contracted The Gay.